Redneck License Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya
can.
Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann
Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Truck Driver
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty
Politician
Spouse's Name:______________________
2nd Spouse's Name:__________________
3rd Spouse's Name:__________________
Lover's Name:_______________________
2nd Lover's
Name:___________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in
household:___
Number of children living in
shed:___
Number of children that are
yours:___
Mother's Name:
_______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)
If you obtained a higher education what
was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile
home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep
them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still
crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement
blocks
Age you started drivin ______
(If over 10 are you are still
slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No
Firearms you own and where you keep
them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup:
_____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please
explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe
to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe [_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
[_] Bassmasters ___
Number of times you've seen a UFO
___
Number of times you've seen Elvis
___
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a
UFO___
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth?
___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
[_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved
road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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