You'll never hear
us
"Duct tape won't fix that"
"Lisa Marie was lucky to catch
Michael"
"Come to think of it I'll have a
Heiniken"
"Has anyone seen the sideburn
trimmer?"
"You can't feed that to the dog"
"I thought Graceland was tacky"
"No kids in the back of the pick-up,
it's not
safe"
"Wrasslin's fake"
"Honey, did you mail that donation to
Greenpeace?"
"We're vegetarians"
"Do you think my hair is too big?"
"I'll have grapefruit instead of
biscuits and
gravy"
"Honey, these bonsai trees need
watering?"
"Who's Richard Petty?"
"Give me the small bag of pork rinds"
Deer heads detract from the decor"
"Spitting is such a nasty habit"
"I just couldn't find the thing at
Wal-Mart
today"
"Trim the fat off that steak"
"Cappuccino tastes better than
espresso"
"The tires on that truck are big"
"I'll have the arugula and radicchio
salad"
"I've got it all on a floppy disk"
"Unsweetened tea tastes better"
"Would you like your fish poached or
broiled?"
"My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at
Tiffany's"
"I've got two cases of Zima for the
Super Bowl"
"Little Debbie snack cakes have too many
fat
grams
"Checkmate"
"She's too old to be wearing that
bikini"
"Doeas the salad bar have bean
sprouts?"
"Hey, here's an episode of Jerry
Springer that we
haven't seen"
"I don't have a favorite college
team"
"Be sure to bring my salad dressing on
the side"
"I believe you cooked those beans too
long"
"We need to take the kids to the
dentist"
"We're not related"
"That car will never run again"
"Would you please pass the Palomar All
Fruit?"
"Pardon me, do you have any Gray
Poupon?"
"These baluga and goose paté hors d'
ouvres are
simply divine!"
"Get over it, will ya? That war ended
133 years, ago
16 days, 4 hours and 41 minutes
ago!"
"What is Kudzoo?"
"I want to move to New York City to be a
star!"
"Give me a soda pop!"
"Not tonight sis, I'm not in the
mood."
"We don't keep firearms in this
house."
"Elvis who?"
"How could your Daddy possibly be your
uncle?"
"I do not find my cousin
attractive!"
"No pork rinds for me......watchin my
cholesterol."
"I just have to find some time to go to
the
gym."
"Boy.......that Matlock sure does talk
funny."
"We really should bathe the pig"
"The police are our friends."
"Boy!......you best go warsh that red
off ya
neck!"
"No, I don't have room for one more set
of tires at my house!"
"Excuse me while I spit."
"I just loved my Language Arts
teacher!"
"What gun show?"
Southerners say...
"I'll take Shakespear for 1000, Alex"
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