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Roll Over Daytona ~To the tune of Chuck Berry's "Roll Over Beethoven"~ 
Well I Wrote A Little DittyGonna Sing It Till The Break Of Day All The 24 Fans... They Ain't Got Nothin' To Say Roll Over Daytona Earnhardt Won Today You Know My Temperature's Risin' My Girlfriend's Had Her A Few... Earnhardt's Back We're All Done Singin' The Blues Roll Over Daytona Tell Jeff Gordon The News I Got The Rockin' Pneumonia 3 Car Just Can't Lose The Man In Black... Is Playin To Rave Reviews Roll Over Daytona Where Do Y'all Keep The Booze? Well If You Ain't Too Stuck Up Let's Do Some Shooters... OrLoad The Pickup And Go To Hooters And Eat Some Hot Wings They're Nice And Hearty Hey Good Buddy... It's Time To Party Roll Over Daytona Tell Ol' Jeffy The News Early In The Mornin' I'm Givin' You The Warnin Don't You Puke On My Goodwrench Shoes The Man In Black Is Back On Track Got The 24 Fans Confused Roll Over Daytona... Tell Ol' Jeffy The News You Know He's Fast As Lightnin' Nobody Can Explain No Doubt About It Earnhardt Is The Man Yonder He Comes... Headed For Vic-Try Lane Roll Over Daytona Roll Over Roll Over Daytona Roll Over Daytona Roll Over Daytona... Tell Jeff Gordon The News |
~To the tune of The Coasters' "Charlie Brown"~ 
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 Here Comes That Little Rainbow Warrior WONDER BOY... W ONDER BOY He's A Joy...That Wonder Boy He's Gonna Drive Fast Just You Wait And See... "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" NASCAR Races...He's Won A Ton He's The Two-Time Winston Champion WONDER BOY... WONDER BOY He's A Joy...That Wonder Boy He's Young And He's Tough Just You Wait And See... "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" Who's Almost Everywhere You See? Who's Drinkin' Pepsi On TV? Faster Than Ol' Number 3? Said Who? -- "Who Me?" -- Yeah You! He Goes Out And Gives 'Em All Heck Number 24 Just Can't Get No Respect WONDER BOY... WONDER BOY He's A Joy...That Wonder Boy He's Young And He's Fast Just You Wait And See... "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" |
~To the tune of Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"~
You Keep Sayin' -- You Got Somethin' For
MeSomethin' You Call Tough -- But Confess You Can't Catch Me -- I'm The Rainbow Rocket... Yeah Just Watch Me Go When We Hit C-M-S These Boots Are Made For Racin' And That's Just What They'll Do Soon As They Drop The Flag-- I'm Gonna Run All Over You You Been Sayin -- You Might Win The Winston But Number 24 Is Gonna Win I'm Out Front -- Oops! I Just Jumped The Restart And NASCAR Says We Gotta Start Again This Dupont Car Is Rockin' The Paint Job's Really Cool But Maybe At That Last Stop -- We Shoulda Got A Splash Of Fuel We're Still Leadin --But The Engine's Skippin' Somethin's Wrong -- I Feel It In My Pants I Just Got Me A Real, Real Queasy Feelin'... Yeah There Goes Martin -- We Ain't Got A Chance These Boots Are Made For Racin' This Car Is Really Fast Looks Like This Here Dupont Car Just Ran Right Outta Gas... |
