When Barf the Bat flits by your head,
You'll think that something near is dead.
Batman never had this stuff,
If he did, you'd hear Joker yell, "Enough!"
Special Note:
We are sorry to inform you that Barf the Bat
has passed away. We have such awful luck with
our flying Beano Babies® (see Toot the Flatulent
Owl's® sad story). Well, Barf the Bat was full
of himself one day and decided to leave the
Beano/Sty® company to set out on his own. He
got as far as the Georgia border. An 18-wheeler
struck Barf the Bat® as he was crossing I-75.
He was walking with a friend of his, a chicken.
Oh, why did that chicken cross the road!?
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