Boingo the Monkey earned his "Seriously Disturbed"
label honestly. It all started when some other
Beano Babies were making fun of him (isn't that
how it always starts?). Boingo was enraged. He
tried biting but his teeth were rotted from
ingesting large quantities of hazardous waste.
He tried jumping on the other Beano Babies but
they were too fast. Then he remembered his stay
in China with Kung Foo Boing, his uncle. Suddenly,
Boingo made a Karate Chop motion with his right
hand. When the dust settled Boingo had destroyed
10,000 Beano Babies! The next day Beano/Sty chained
and shackled Boingo and dropped him off at Ty, Inc.
Unfortunately, they were ready for him and Boingo
was committed. The judge released him on the
condition that Beano/Sty place the words: "Seriously
Disturbed" on his hang tag. Well, we did it. Are
you happy now?!
