Beano Baby Rumors! Shh! Don't Tell!

All new rumors as of 7-18-98!

Rumor 1: I hear that Beano/Sty is about to come out with a whole new line of toys called "Bad Baby Toys". They are really strange toys for babies that are not so good. Like one of them is a coffee can lid that is supposed to be like a Frisbee or something! Sick!

Rumor 2: I hear that someone found a pearl inside one of the Beano Babies but I don't know which one. It was worth a million dollars! I cut all my Beano Babies open and didn't find anything but gas and other stuff that smelled funny. When my Dad heard about it he laughed and then passed out.

Rumor 3: I hear that Beano/Sty is about to come out with a new doll that is invisible! The only way to know if you have it is to look at your parent's check book!

Rumor 4: I heard that Beano/Sty is about to go bankrupt! They will be forced to sell all the Beano Babies at half price! No - that was that other Baby company, I think? Well, it's just a rumor anyway.

Rumor 5: Did you hear about the man who flushed his daughter's Aargh the Alligator down the toilet in New York? The next year her Dad got a job as a sewer inspector. He went into a sewer on 43rd Street (I think) and he saw a whole family of giant, white alligators! I know this is true because my Mom works with a guy who was related to someone who knew the family! pretty scary, huh!?

Rumor 6: Did you hear that Beano/Sty is about to come out with a whole new set of Beano Babies dedicated to the Spice Girls? I think their names will be Salt, Pepper, Oregano, Garlic, and Cinammon (no, Cinammon left).

Rumor 7: Did you hear that some Drip the Cat dolls have the wrong tail on them? Yeah, my Drip the Cat has a rope for a tail! I think it used to be a normal tail, so I'm not sure how it changed. The last time I saw the normal tail my kid brothers were fighting over it. My Mom grabbed it real fast and told them nobody was going to play with it until my Dad came home! When my Dad came home he spent about an hour in the garage and when he came in he gave me my doll with a rope tail. Wait a minute! You don't suppose my Dad is a magician do you!?

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