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Flying Elves Are Back!'s MST3K Theme Songs

KTMA Season Theme

In the not-too-distant future--
Next Sunday, A.D.--
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst ever made.
Joel says when you got lemons,
You make lemonade.
Now keep in mind he can't control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends!

Robot roll-call--
Cambot
Servo
Gypsy
Crow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Season 1-5.5 Theme

In the not-too-distant future--
Next Sunday, A.D.--
There was a guy named Joe,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit;
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find. (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
While we monitor his mind. (la la la)
Now keep in mind Joe can't control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used those extra parts
To make his robot friends!

Robot roll-call--
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Season 5.5-6 Theme

In the not-too-distant future--
Way down in Deep 13--
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme.
They hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular joe they didn't like;
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin
And they shot him into space. ("Get me dowwwwwnnnnnn!")

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find. (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
While we monitor his mind. (la la la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
When the movies begin or end,
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends!

Robot roll-call--
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Season 7 Theme

In the not-too-distant future--
Way down in Deep 13--
The evil Dr. Forrester
Was hatching a nasty scheme.
He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular joe he didn't like;
His experiment needed a good test case,
So he conked him on the noggin
And he shot him into space.

I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find. (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
While I monitor his mind. (la la la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
When the movies begin or end,
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends!

Robot roll-call--
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
Dr. Forrester: "Did I mention my mom was here?"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Season 8-9 Theme

In the not-too-distant future--
Somewhere in time and space--
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase.
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world;
She threw a few things in her purse,
And in her rocketship she hunts him
All across the universe!
("I'll get youuuu!")

Robot roll-call--
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

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