(Before anything, before the
pyros, before the announcers, before the loud screaming fans – there’s shots of
what’s been happening. Shown within this section of past shows is the coming of
the 7th Generation, Cypher leaving, Pepper almost dying, the First
Wave beating down Charon, Chill Factor beating Ben Pack and then Ben Pack
retiring, Rouge winning the four way gauntlet match by pinning Jaden, Charon
beating Man of War, the Devil Tigers trying to retire the tag belts, The Devil
Tigers and Knightmare and DownFire reluctantly teaming up and facing the 7th
Generation, Man of War beating Greg Koscik, then Man of War winning the Wild
Card tournament, and to cap it off – Greg Koscik winning the world title from
Crossfire.)
(Huge, unbelievably huge pyros
explode all over the arena, focusing around the ring and the some fireworks
comes from around the edge of the top of the arena. It is an open air arena
after all. Inside this little high school football arena, the fans are packed
to the brim and everybody knows it. It’s an IWA first to be in LaGrange, let
alone hold the pay per view here. But no one seems to mind, they all want o see
big men, pretty women, and mouthy announcers. And that’s exactly what they’re
going to get because this is Danger Zone, the best darn ppv in June. Mark Post,
Doug Thorton, and everybody’s favorite female announcer, Tracy, would all agree
to that. In fact you could ask them yourself, they’re down at ringside ready to
get the show underway.)
Tracy: Here in LaGrange, among
thousands of fans foaming at the mouth, this is Danger Zone! Ok, who wants to
start us off with a little color commentary on LaGrange? (Mark and Doug look at
each other) Anyone? Did anybody but me read the brochure on this town?
Doug: Nope.
Mark: I looked at the pictures…
Tracy: Well I read the brochure
and La Grange is a great town. Although it’s smaller than your average pay per
view city, I say it’s comfy cozy.
Mark: I’m surprised people didn’t
overturn cars just because there weren’t as many seats as you would think.
(Doug nods) But we’re packed to the brim and even though I’m sure some people
have been escorted out for some fights out of not liking how their elbows are
touching someone else’s – I think everybody getting along fine.
Doug: Because why wouldn’t they?
They’re all here to see what we have in store for them tonight.
Tracy: And we won’t disappoint
them, that’s for sure! Every single title is being defended tonight and now
it’s up to the champs to try and keep a hold of them.
Mark: Who made their bets this
afternoon? I’m going to make a killing.
(Tracy and Doug glare at Mark.)
Mark: (nervous chuckle) I mean,
I’m not gambling. That’s a criminal offense and all that, I wouldn’t dare go
near something like that. (whispering) Go, get on with it. Quickly!
Tracy: Anyway, even though there
are titles on the line and people eager for a little gold, some people are not
going for the shiny belts.
Doug: That’s right, pride’s on the
line tonight and no one wants to lose it. For one, I bet Jaden wouldn’t want to
lose to a woman.
Mark: I bet not!
Tracy: Hey, a woman can do just as
good as any man – sometimes better. Why if I didn’t know better, you guys
sounded sexist.
Mark: And if I didn’t know better,
you’re turning into Jennifer Williams.
Doug (chuckling): Well setting
that aside, I bet Jaden wouldn’t want to lose either – woman or no woman. Same
goes for Kim, with her loss to Painkiller Jane, I’m sure it’d get her goat to
lose again. So I bet she’s hoping for the win against Jaden.
Tracy: Especially after Jaden did
to Kim. I mean what a vicious ending to that tag match. Jaden didn’t have to go
that far.
Mark: Oh Kim can handle herself.
She’s got hardcore written all over her. See? There. I’m not sexist.
Doug: (ahem) The next singles
match with no title is Basir versus Blair. I bet Basir doesn’t want to go and
lose that one. He’s been on somewhat of a losing streak.
Tracy: I bet Jason Anderson
doesn’t want him to lose either. And that’s not just tag team partner support
there. If Basir loses, Jason’s going to have to wear a dress for three shows.
Personally, I don’t see that as such a big deal. I mean, if he’s such a macho
man, then he can suck it up and take it for the next three shows in a dress.
What’s the big deal?
(Doug and Mark look each other and
burst out in laughter.)
Mark (wiping a tear away from his
eye): Oh that’s rich, Tracy, rich.
Doug: No man can take wearing a
dress, let alone in front of a whole mass of people laughing at him. Not even
the manliest man. It’s just plain demeaning.
Tracy (gesturing off handed at
Doug and Mark): Well, whatever. I still say if you’re secure in your sexuality
then it should be a cinch.
(Doug and Mark look at each other
again and stifle their laughs the best they can – Mark’s face becoming flush in
the process.)
Doug (calming himself): Ah (a
chuckle sneaks out) well, the next match has no strange stipulations to it, but
it’s by far the match with the most pride on the line.
Mark: At least from the side of
DownFire and Knightmare. If they lose, they practically lose their whole
legendary status. But if you ask me, it shouldn’t be too hard – it’s just Icon
and Stacy.
Tracy: Just Icon and Stacy? Stacy’s
probably the best female wrestler in the whole IWA right now and Icon’s a tried
veteran of the IWA. Not only has he gone big in tag teams, but in singles too.
He’s fought Cypher, Rouge, and the like.
Mark: Of course, Tracy’s leaving
out the fact that he lost to both of those two big wigs. And just because
Stacy’s in a league of her own doesn’t mean that she’s going to get victory in
DownFire and Knightmare’s league. That’s the league of Hall of Famers for you
out there wondering.
Doug: I think they stand a good
chance against those two guys. Even though the weight is on Knightmare’s side
and DownFire’s got technical skills to back him up when power fails, but the
other team has not just one, but two high flyers that could snatch the legs out
of anyone that decided to walk by. They’re fast and furious, and that means a
lot in wrestling too.
Mark: Hey did you ever see that
movie – The Fast and the Furious? It was good.
Doug: Eh, it was good in some
parts, not so good in others. Did you see it, Tracy?
Tracy: Me? No, but I’m sure
Jennifer did.
(They all slap knees for that
one.)
Tracy (fiddling with her hair):
And also Rouge’s facing yet another person. This time it is Caleb – who
interfered with Rouge’s match with Pepper Ortega and made a mockery of things
by slamming Rouge with his own belt.
Mark: It’s not everyday that
someone has their belt taken from them and whipped across their face. It’s an
insult like no other. Why just the other day this kid took my belt and—
Doug (holding his hand up): I
don’t want to hear it, Mark.
Tracy: Yea, eww.
Mark (stopping to think about it):
Well if you’d let me finish, it wouldn’t sound like I was Michael Jackson!
Doug: We’ll just give you the
benefit of the doubt, Mark. How’s that?
Mark (sneering): Yea, sure. Now
everybody thinks I’m a pedophile. Sheesh.
Tracy: (ahem) Getting back to the
topic at hand, Caleb’s got a shot at the gold. I think he might just be able to
do it and derail Rouge from his winning streak.
Doug: I don’t know, Tracy. Rouge’s
established himself pretty good since he came back. Sure, he’s not facing
someone like Dark Shadow or Illusion these days, but he’s sure gone and made
something out of himself as the TV champion.
Mark (still unhappy with Doug):
Who knows what will happen (accenting) Doug. He might just lose (accent again)
Doug. Why (more accent stuff) Doug, you might just be wrong one of these days.
Doug: Oh quit it. Why if I didn’t
know better, I’d say you were turning into Joey!
Mark: Psssh.
Tracy (a little uneasy about those
two): Moving on, we have Chill Factor’s hardcore title defense against
Brimstone. The silly man might just stick it out one more time and make it
through another night of wrestling he was never fit for.
Doug: Not that Chill Factor’s a
bad hardcore champ, or anything.
Tracy: Oh no no. It’s just that
he’s never wrestled hardcore before getting the title.
Mark: Nevertheless, he’s held out
pretty far – from one ppv to another. That’s something some champs can’t brag
about in their whole career.
Doug: But Chill Factor won’t be
able to rely on his silly gadgets and toaster strudel to get him the win this
time. (pondering) Not that toaster strudel did much to ensure his win…
Tracy: That’s right, it’s a
LaGrange college rumble match. They’ll be fighting a mile away from where we
are now and at LaGrange college in this match.
Doug: There’s been a ring setup in
the Quad and they have to fight there – or at least that’s where the winning
pin has to be. I hardly doubt they’re going to stay in one spot.
Mark: That’s right, because
Brimstone’s an accomplished wrestler and quite a stickler for hardcore. He has
absolutely no tolerance for incompetence either from what I gather. And we all
know Chill Factor has plenty of that.
Tracy: And after that is through,
Charon will be defending his title and apparently fellow compatriot against
Ezekiel, one of the members of the First Wave.
Mark: Don’t you think it’s a
little strange how Ezekiel got into this match? You think Rob pulled a few strings
with Robert to get his team into a big title match?
Doug: No no no, that’s silly.
Christoph just wanted Charon to defend his title and do it against someone
worthy of the belt. And we all know Ezekiel is worthy of the belt, he’s had it
before – along with several other belts.
Tracy: Never mind how the match
came to be, it’s happening and it sounds like Charon is fine with it anyway –
as much as Charon could be fine it, I guess.
Mark: Then the highly debatable
tag team match is next.
Doug: Why is it highly debatable?
Mark (shrugging): Just is.
Tracy: Highly debatable or not,
these two teams have been furiously trying to get at each other the past week
that they’ve known about this match. Did you guy hear about the bear incident?
Mark (nodding): Saw it on TV. But
I don’t think that has anything to do with this match. I’m sure Ishtak and
Painkiller Jane just needed a chauffeur or something of the sort.
Doug: A chauffeur… that’s a bear?
Mark: Service is service, Doug.
And if a bear can do better than a half-wit that can’t even serve cocktails
while driving, well then I’d choose the bear any day.
Tracy: You guys are making this
even harder for me.
Doug: It ain’t me. Mark’s the one
pulling us off topic every five minutes.
Mark (innocently): Like a bear
driving a car down an interstate isn’t on the topic?
Tracy: The topic is Danger Zone,
Mark.
Mark: Oh yea. Here, I’ll help out
and get us back on track again. Uh… what match are we on again?
Doug: Greg Koscik versus Man of
War.
Mark: Really? Well, we all know
what’s going on there. Why do we have to talk about it?
Tracy: Because it’s the main
event?
Mark: Oh yea.
Doug: And what a main event it’ll
be. Why these two have been going back and forth the past week with idioms and
expressions and insults of all kinds.
Tracy: And with Man of War’s win
over Koscik this past Chaos, many people are saying Man of War’s going to get
the World Title.
Mark: He did win the tournament at
Wild Card, after all. I don’t’ see why he didn’t choose a World Title shot in
the first place and saved himself the trouble.
Doug: Now it seems like he’s
gotten his shot anyway. Funny how that kind of thing happens.
(Pyros start going off.)
Tracy: Looks like the festivities
are about to begin.
Andrew:"Coming to the ring,
From Clinton, Maryland.... this is Jaden Do' Hurst!"
(Jaden makes his way to the ring as the fans boo him. Some fans resort to tossing drinks and the like in his direction. He just ignores them all and climbs into the ring.)
Andrew:"And his opponent. She
hails from Atlantic City, New Jersey! Here is Kim Von Erich!"
(A huge pop comes from the crowd
as Kim makes her way to the ring. "Most Girls" by Pink plays on the
sound system. Kim looks in the ring to see Jaden casually leaning against the
ropes. An evil look crosses her face and she sprints the rest of the way down.)
Doug:"Looks like Kim means
business tonight! Pete is calling for the bell."
(Kim slides into the ring and
charges at Jaden, but he raises his boot to meet her. Kim crashes hard to the
mat and Jaden follows up quickly with an elbow drop. He goes for the cover, but
Kim kicks out immediately. Jaden stands up and pulls Kim up with him. He whips
her into the ropes and she ducks a clothesline, and hits the far side. She
flies off the ropes but is caught in a flying cross body block. Jaden
arrogantly sets her down and holds his hands out as if to ask her to try
something. With cat like reflexes, Kim drives a knee into Jaden's gut and
plants him with the X-Factor! The crowd cheers their approval. Kim is quick to
her feet and she springs on to the top rope. Just as Jaden gets to his feet,
Kim flies off with a missile drop kick to the back. Kim gets to her feet and
grabs Jaden's legs. She quickly locks on the STF.)
Tracy:"Kim is giving
everything she has. She has Jaden in the STF! Can she do it?"
Mark:"Nope! Jaden just got to
the ropes. We'll see where Kim goes from here."
(Kim releases the hold and backs
away. Just as Jaden gets to his feet, Kim charges at him. Jaden ducks and flips
Kim over the top rope. But Kim hangs on to the top rope and lands on the ring apron.
Jaden turns and rushes at her, but she grabs the second rope and slides under,
stopping right below Jaden. An evil grin appears on her face before she drives
a fist up, nailing Jaden with a low blow. Kim braces herself on her elbows and
thrusts her legs high in the air, hooking Jaden under the arms. Jaden falls
back and Kim has him in a pinning combination.)
Pete:"1...2.."
(Jaden throws a shoulder up just
before Pete can count three. Jaden crawls for the ropes as Kim gets to her
feet. Again, Kim circles Jaden like a hunter circling their prey. Kim thrusts
her foot forward as Jaden turns to face her, but he catches her foot. Before
Kim can even react, Jaden dives forward, landing a hard clothesline. Kim rolls
on the mat holding her upper chest and throat area as Jaden gets back to his
feet. Jadenreaches down and drags Kim up by the hair, before tossing her into
the corner. Jaden pushes Kim's head back and leans forward, screaming in her
face. He then backs away, before charging in and hitting her with a knife edge
chop. Jaden then grabs her and lifts her up, before hitting a beal half way
across the ring. Kim struggles to get up as Jaden comes towards her. Before Kim
can get to her feet, Jaden is already pulling her up by the hair again. A smile
crosses his face before he body slams her to the mat.)
Mark:"This doesn't look good
for Kim! She needs to pull something out real quick!"
Tracy:"Well if he kept
pulling my hair like that.... I'd go postal on his ass!"
Doug:"Well I think Kim is
trying her best just to not get beat!"
(Jaden smiles at the crowd as the
boo him loudly. He lifts Kim up once again, only to hit a suplex. He rolls over
and goes for a nonchalant cover. Kim gets a shoulder up before Pete even drops
down. Jaden looks down at Kim and smiles before getting back to his feet. Kim
rolls and tries to crawl away, but Jaden is right there, almost stalking her.
Kim reaches for the ropes, but Jaden lifts her up again. Jaden picks her up for
a belly to back suplex, but Kim begins to drive fists into Jaden's head. The
attack causes Jaden to lose his balance and Kim lands on top of him, still
firing shots away at his head. The crowd jumps to their feet as Kim gets up and
throws her arm in the air. Jaden gets to his feet and doesn't have time to
react to the spear that Kim just took him down with.)
Doug:"GORE! GORE!"
Tracy:"Uhm, Doug, that was a
spear! We don't have Rhyno working in the IWA.... Thank GOD!"
(Kim gets to her feet and jumps in
the air, nailing Jaden with a legdrop. Getting to her feet, Kim grabs Jaden's
foot and spins around, before locking him in a figure four. Jaden howls in pain
as Kim sits up trying to put more pressure on Jaden's knee. Jaden sits upright
and slaps Kim across the face. Kim falls backwards and rolls, releasing the
hold. Jaden gets to his feet and limps for a moment before reaching down for
Kim. He pulls her up and sends her into the ropes, before hitting her with a
sky high back body drop. Jaden follows that up by lifting Kim up and hitting a
backbreaker. Jaden then grabs Kim by the hair again and pulls her up before
pointing to the ropes. The fans scream and boo at Jaden.)
Mark:"NO! Not Pain AGAIN!!
This is too much!"
Tracy:"He is no better then
Zombie! Enough is enough!"
Doug:"If I remember
correctly, Tracy! Your boy Knightmare was not too happy about the first
time!"
Tracy:"Well I won't be happy
here either!"
(Jaden pulls himself up on to the
second rope. He then lifts Kim's face up before slapping her once again. Jaden
yanks Kim forward, placing her head between his legs. Jaden reaches down and
wraps his arms around her waist before hoisting her up for the powerbomb.)
Tracy:"NO! NO!"
Doug:"WAIT!! Kim reversed the
move!"
(Kim pushes off and yanks Jaden
with her nailing him with a face buster off the second rope. Kim scurries
backwards and grabs the ropes as Jaden lies motionless. Kim staggers over by
Jaden just as he starts to stir. She reaches down and pulls him up. Kim goes for
a whip into the ropes, but Jaden reverses it. Jaden bends forward and Kim runs
back and leap frogs over him. Kim stops short and just as Jaden stands upright,
Kim grabs him.)
Mark:"Oh My GOD!!"
Tracy:"GIRL POWER! GIRL
POWER!! Kim just hit Girl Power!"
Doug:"And here is the
count."
Pete:"1..2..3!!"
Tracy:"She did it! Kim did
it!"
Mark:"What an upset! I didn't
think she had a chance! But she actually pulled it off!"
(Kim stands up before falling back
into the corner with both arms raised over her head. The fans go crazy as Kim
steps up on the second rope to celebrate.)
Tracy:"What an impressive
match for Kim! I am so happy!"
Doug:"We see that! But we
have some news to talk about!"
Mark:"And would that be about
the next IWA Pay Per View?"
Doug:"It sure would! It is
called Countdown!"
Tracy:"From what I hear,
Countdown will be nothing like any Pay Per View we have seen in the past!
Because it won't be an IWA show!"
Mark:"Exactly! This one will
feature the TWF! If you remember, Christoph asked Robert about having an entire
event dedicated to Corsair!"
Doug:"Yeah, and Robert agreed
to that! I haven't heard anything on who will be in it! I'm not sure what
wrestlers from the TWF will appear, but if it is in the memory of Corsair....
it will be great!"
Tracy:"I agree! The wrestling
world suffered a great loss when we lost Corsair! This show will be dedicated
to him! So Corsair.... Rest In Peace!"
Andrew Robinson: The first
opponent of our match, standing in at 6 feet, 5 inches, and weighing 257
pounds, the only Ragin’ Cajun around, he is… Rouge!
(Three big pyros go off near the
entranceway. People are cheering already, but when the smoke clears, there’
nothing there. Doug makes squinty eyes.)
Doug: Where’s Rouge?
Mark: Wait for it… Wait for it…
(A huuuuge pyro goes off, almost
cutting off Mark’s talking. Then Rouge comes out barreling going as fast and
Cajun can go (and that’s pretty fast, if you ask me) down the ramp and to the
ring. The crowd erupts in approval.)
Andrew Robinson: His opponent and
challenger for the television title is… Caleb Stone!
(The lights cut out, and random
bursts of static come up on the sound system for a short while, as a strobe
light flashes in unison. The opening of
“Wicked” plays as the strobe lights continue.
Once the main beat kicks in, the lights return, and Caleb walks down to
the ring in a cocky matter, soaking in the crowd’s hatred of him – and boy what
hatred there is. He makes it down to the ring in a proud manner and hops into
the ring.)
(Rouge wastes no time after the
bell is rung and puts Caleb in an arm bar. Caleb powers out of it with plenty
of energy to spare in the beginning of this match. He turns around and provides
some company to what Caleb must’ve thought was a lonely stomach – with his
boot. Rouge doubles over and Caleb DDTs him easily. Rouge takes his legs out
from under Caleb though while he’s down and soon Caleb’s down too. Rouge gets
up and quickly drops down for an elbow drop. Nothing big, but that’s in Rouge’s
opinion, Caleb’s feeling the pain. They both get up and start brawling – throwing
punch after punch. Rouge powers him back with a few hard rights, but Caleb
fights back with kicks and chops at his disposal. Eventually they both hit each
other square on the nose with good solid punches and knock each other back. The
stalemate is there for a short period of time however as they tear into each
other again. Rouge takes Caleb up for a scoop slam, but Caleb comes back with a
spear. Every move Rouge does, Caleb always seems to come back with one of his
own. Rouge hits a tiger driver, but Caleb puts him in a chinlock. Rouge breaks
out of it and gives Caleb a sidewalk slam, but Caleb gets him back with several
spinning heel kicks to the face after it. Rouge hits a flatliner, but Caleb
recoils with a high knee and cradle suplex. It’s back and forth action like no
other.)
Tracy: Amazing! It seems neither
of them can get the upper hand here.
Mark: Yet. There’s still a lot of
the match to go.
Doug: But if Caleb can keep this
up, the TV title might be as good as his.
(Rouge puts Caleb’s retaliation
down for a good amount of time with a lateral press, and a biggy at that.
Caleb’s thrown into the ring ropes in a controlled stupor and bounces back to
receive a clothesline that would leave anybody’s head spinning for a minute or
three. It certainly has that effect on Caleb as he doesn’t see Rouge coming
with a northern lights powerbomb packed up all ready for delivery. Caleb takes
the delivery, without a choice, and has no time to argue that there was no soy
sauce, Rouge’s got him in a fireman’s carry DDT already. Caleb’s hopelessly
thrown around, mangled, and disentangled by rouge over the next few minutes.
Rouge’s shows off his highflying techniques by jumping off the top rope and
hitting Caleb with a moonsault. Caleb hits Rouge with a tope out of nowhere,
but he can’t seem to get a streak of any kind going as Rouge just blasts him
back with senton. A pump handle slam, and two running elbows later, Caleb’s
ready to finally get his chance to be Mr. Guy with the Upper Hand. He hits
Rouge with a savat kick and then locks him in a surfboard. Rouge can’t get out
off it, at least for a little while. It’s long enough for Joey to come over and
break it up. Caleb holds onto Rouge for a little bit longer, then let him go.
He comes straight back though with a skytwister press that he takes into a pin.
Joey counts one and a half. No, he doesn’t say “and a half”, it’s just assumed
that... oh never mind.)
Doug: Rouge’s putting the hurt on
Caleb now. Caleb was standing up straight to Rouge, but now, it looks like no
contest.
Tracy: Rouge didn’t become
champion in a day, you know. He can handle little whipper snappers like Caleb
that pop up out of the woodwork and challenge him.
Mark: That’s something that a
champion has to have. That and a big enough waist for the belt – I wonder how
many slots there on it. Probably not many, you think?
(Doug and Tracy look at Mark with
little humor in their faces and Rouge relishes the day that Mark ever made a
joke like that. Or maybe he relished the day that he agreed to a match with
Caleb because Rouge’s been locked into a sleeper hold. He’s fading too fast,
but he’s sure feeling the hold and what it was made up for. Caleb lets go, not
wanting to get attached to a single move and to back that up he hits a showboat
and Rouge is down once again. Rouge wants to hit Caleb with a pedigree, but
want just isn’t enough these days I suppose and Caleb reverses it into a
pedigree of his own. A Nodowa bomb follows that thought and Caleb goes to the
ropes. He bounces back and hits Rouge with a flying elbow and turns him around
for a fuji-style arm bar. Rouge throws his head back into Caleb’s so that he
can free himself from the hold and be free. Freedom is a dish best savored to
the last bite, but Rouge rushes through it and quickly nails Caleb with a gator
buster (Cajun style). Caleb shows a vote of confidence in his own skills as he
roundhouse kicks rouge and makes him fit for a Japanese arm drag. No one likes
a Japanese arm drag, but wrestlers should know that any moment they could round
a corner and there’s a Japanese arm drag right there –waiting for them. So
Rouge toughs it out and eventually gets his chance to lay out Caleb with a
facebuster. He covers and Joey counts a good solid 2.)
Mark: It looks like Caleb’s coming
back and showing the champ that being a champ doesn’t mean you get to be
winning in every step of the match.
Doug: Well I’m sure Rouge knows
that. But does Rouge really know how good Caleb is? I’m sure he’s
underestimated him somewhere along the way.
Tracy: That could even be his
downfall. Not likely, but maybe.
(Rouge picks Caleb up and lays him
down with a fallaway slam. He sends Caleb to the ropes and gets ready for his
return, but is surprised as Caleb comes back with a running lariat. Upon taking
Rouge down, Caleb stomps on his some and then sends him flying to the ropes.
Rouge is befuddled by Caleb and his heart punch as he returns. Rouge grabs his
chest for a second and Caleb ax kick’s Rouge. Rouge takes hi legs through and
knocks out his other leg out from under him. Caleb goes down and falls victim
to a leg drop. He then gets Caleb up some and hits an inverted DDT just for
kicks and giggles. Showing off Rouge’s somewhat technical ability, he gets
Caleb into an Outsider’s Edge. But Caleb shows off his submission abilities and
gets Rouge into a sharpshooter. Rouge reaches the ropes though. But Caleb
doesn’t like being too far away from his buddy Rouge and gets him into
surfboard. Rouge gets tot he ropes again and Caleb breaks the hold. Rouge comes
around and plants a kiss, er, I mean, a military slam on Caleb. He follows up
to get straight to the point and puts Caleb down with an inverted atomic drop.
Caleb comes back, however, with an insiguri kick and then a kitao driver. Rouge
doesn’t like it, he never has liked kitalo drivers, ooo those darn kitao
drivers. So, he gets Caleb back with a hammerbomb. He goes for the pin as well,
but only gets a little more than 2 before Caleb kicks out.)
Doug: Well I’ll be darned, I
could’ve sworn Rouge had that one.
Mark: Ahh you’re just blind, old
man. Caleb had plenty of time to kick out.
Doug: I thought it was pretty
close.
Mark: Yea, well that’s what
happens when you get old, old man!
Doug: I’m not old!
Mark: Old man!
Tracy: Quit it you two!
(Caleb quickly shakes it off and
gets Rouge into a full nelson and then lets it flow into a headlock, pulling
him down and slamming him into the mat. Rouge bounces up and Caleb trips him
back down,s tanding up himself. He goes to the ropes, bounces off, and smacks
Rouge with a running elbow. He takes Rouge up and over with an overhead slam.
Then he hits Rouge with a side salto. In the words of the old and wise Cajun
one, “Rouge ain’t been likin’ none o’ dis”. So Rouge takes it upon himself to
get Caleb with a snap suplex then a spine buster to top it off. Caleb super
belly-to-belly suplexes Rouge though and Rouge is thinking he ought to have hit
Caleb with another spine buster. Because maybe if he had, Caleb wouldn’t be
doing the things he’s doing right now, like a Russian leg sweep, then following
up with a sitting drop kick. He also lets Rouge have it with a snap mare. Maybe
Rouge ought to have done a snap mare instead of a snap suplex. But he can’t
debate it any farther than that because Caleb’s going to the pin and he must
concentrate to kick out. Which he does kick out, not long after 2 was said. But
Caleb doesn’t stand for this, he puts Rouge into a Boston Crab and sees how he
likes that. He doesn’t like it too much, he dislikes it enough to crawl over
and touch the ropes with his foot. Caleb breaks the hold and takes a reverse
grapevine for letting Rouge go. Needless to say, Caleb’s not too pleased. So he
hits Hammerfall on rouge and covers to get only 3. Wait, only 3? That’s all it
takes, doesn’t it? Yep, Caleb wins.)
Doug: Looks like Rouge’s getting a
second wind.
Mark: You know, I wonder if
someone’s ever gotten a third wind. You don’t hear people talking a lot about
how someone got their third wind, do you?
Doug: No, but I suppose it could
happen. After all, you pretty much have to in gigantic matches and the like.
Mark: I agree completely.
Tracy: Quit your yaking, you guys.
We have a new Television Champion!
Mark: Where!
(The fans boo Caleb loudly as he holds the TV title up above his head in triumph and walks out. Upon walking up the ring, however, his little trip home is interrupted by Pepper Ortega. He’s carrying an Alto sign ( a Spanish stop sign) with him as he rushes at Caleb. He knocks a tired Caleb out with it and Kori who was walking along beside him accidentally. He says a few choice words to Caleb (and believe you me, they probably weren’t ‘Have a nice day’ or ‘I want to father your children’) and then gets out as the crowd goes wild for him and his great attacking skills. (what, that’s not what they were cheering for?))
Tracy – Is anyone else cold?
Mark – Cold? How can you be cold? Weren’t we talking earlier about how it was
so hot out today?
Tracy – Yeah, but it’s getting
pretty dark out now, and getting sort of chilly too.
Doug – Leave her alone, Mark. Women just get cold too easy. But you got to admit; it’s kind of weird
being outdoors for a pay-per-view, or any venue for that matter.
Mark – That’s true. There’s also not much of a backstage area to
speak of.
Tracy (rubbing her arms to keep
warm a bit) – That’s right, so Christoph and Magnum have set up shop in the
Owner’s box.
(Camera cuts to the Owner’s box
above the stands, where Christoph, Magnum, and Kristina Rook are sitting.)
Doug – Kristina Rook is back at
her first IWA venue since being brutally attacked several months ago at Dead
Men Walking 2001.
(The scene cuts to a wide view of
the arena as Andrew Robinson is getting in the ring to announce the next
match. “Wake Up” plays on the PA as
Justin Blair makes his way down to the ring, wearing his sunglasses and vest as
usual. He gets to the ring and climbs
up onto the apron, and takes the shades off, and looks to the crowd. He fakes throwing them a couple times, and
then finally throws them to a pack of screaming, and gorgeous women. They scream even loader once of them catches
them.)
Andrew – This next match has the
following stipulations. If Justin Blair
wins, Jason Anderson has to wear a dress for the next three IWA shows. Now in the ring, standing at six feet five
inches, and weighing in at three hundred pounds, this is JUSTIN
BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The lights go out. A red lightning bolt flashes on the
jumbotron as “F**k the World” plays.
Basir Williams comes walking down the ramp, glaring at the booing
crowd.)
Andrew – And now making his to the
ring, he weighs two hundred and forty pounds, and stands at five feet ten
inches; this is BASIR WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lost Star, our presiding referee
for this match calls for the bell, as Justin and Basir come towards the middle
of the ring. They size each other up
for a few seconds, and then lock up.
Blair over powers him immediately, and gets Basir into a side
headlock. Basir pushes off quickly, and
sends Blair into the ropes, and runs across the other side of the ring
himself. When they meet back in the
middle, Basir goes for a standing sleeper hold. He has it locked on for a little while, all the time Blair is
grabbing behind him, trying to grab something on the much shorter Basir
Williams. Finally he just drops to his
knees, finally being able to grab Basir’s head, and flipping him over in a make
shift snap-mare take down. Blair goes
for his own sleeper hold on Basir.
Basir quickly tries to get up before Blair powers him out. He manages to get to his feet, and Blair
releases the sleeper hold to run and get some momentum off the ropes. Basir tries for a drop to hold, but Justin
jumps over it. Basir gets up, and tries
for a hip toss on Blair’s return trip, but Blair blocks that, and hooks Basir’s
other arm, hitting a double under-hook power bomb. Blair stands up, and drags Basir Williams up with him. He sets up a vertical suplex, and holds
Basir up in the air for a minute, before falling back and finishing the move.)
Mark – There’s Justin Blair,
showing off the power that he has over the undersized Basir Williams in this
match.
Doug – He’s still putting up a
good fight though.
(Blair and Basir both get up on
their own power, but Blair still has the advantage as he whips Basir into the
ropes. He gets ready for a power-slam
but Basir comes back with a cross-body block, knocking Blair over. He hooks the leg swiftly.)
Lost Star – One, Tw—
Tracy – Basir’s got the first pin
fall of the match, and almost got a two count for his efforts.
Mark – I think the pin fall lasted
that long because of the sheer shock of it.
It sure didn’t take Blair much to kick out of that.
Doug – He did look a little
bug-eyed on the mat.
(Basir gets up before Blair, and
he hits a missile drop kick on Blair, and another one. He keeps going until Blair’s collapsed into
the corner. Basir climbs up and hits a
spinning DDT off the top turnbuckle.
Basir slingshots off the ropes, and hops over Blair and lands a
springboard moonsault on Justin Blair.
He drags Blair up and hits a snap suplex. He pulls him up again, and goes for another, but Blair shoves
Basir down with his own momentum. Blair
grabs Basir’s legs and hits a snowplex, sending Basir’s upper body into the
ropes. He bounces back and crumples
down, flat on his back. Blair covers,
and Basir puts his foot on the ropes, and Lost Star sees it right away. He breaks up the pin, and Blair asks him
what the deal is. As Lost Star quickly
explains that his Basir put his foot on the ropes, Basir manages to get to his
feet. Blair leaves well enough alone
with Lost Star, and turns to Basir, just in time to catch Basir locking up with
him. Basir hits a quick DDT and goes to
the top ropes. He hits an impressive
Shooting Star Press and hooks the leg, getting a two count from Lost Star
before Blair kicks out.)
Mark – They’re starting to slow
down now, after that really fast paced opening.
Tracy – It was a great starter
though. It’s been a real back and forth
match.
Doug – A great Shooting Star Press
from Basir Williams, and it gets him a two count.
Tracy – I think Blair’s had enough
of Basir’s highflying stunts.
(Basir and Blair get up at the
same time, and Blair quickly sends Basir stumbling backwards with a series of
right hands; which become close fisted really quick. Lost Star shakes a proverbial finger at him, and Blair quits,
satisfied that Basir’s been knocked of his rocker slightly. He whips Basir into the ropes, and rocks his
world with a gorilla press slam. He
grabs Basir, and hits a text book power bomb, and following up by rolling him
up into a pin.)
Lost Star – One, Two, T---
Doug – Close three count for
Blair.
Mark – The press slam and power
bomb looked like they took a lot out of Basir there.
Tracy – I don’t know, it looks
like Basir’s got a little fight left in him.
(Basir kicks out, and stumbles to
his feet, drilling Blair with closed right hands all the way up. Lost Star warns him after each one, and
eventually pries Basir off of Blair, yelling at him furiously about the closed
fists.)
Tracy – So what happens if Blair
loses? Does Craig Hunter have to wear a
dress?
Mark – I don’t know. I was under that impression. But Andrew Robinson announced
differently. I guess we’ll have to see
what happens.
(Basir levels Blair with a
spinning heel kick, and quickly locks on a figure four. Blair’s not far from the ropes, and he
manages to shuffle over in due time, despite Basir’s efforts to keep him
put. Blair shakes the ropes, trying to
make as obvious as possible that he’s got them, while Lost Star tries to get
Basir to let go.)
Doug – Looks like the bad blood
between these two is starting to spill out.
Tracy – Lost Star is starting to
count Basir.
(Lost Star almost gets to five by
the time Basir lets go. He gets up, and
has a cranky look on his face. He
struts around the ring, yelling at the booing crowd. Blair gets up, and it’s obvious that he’s not too happy
either. His leg looks somewhat shaky,
but it’s nothing serious. Basir and
Blair start trading right hands in the middle of the ring. Blair gets the upper hand, and whips Basir
into the ropes. He lands a really
begrudged power slam, and picks Basir up right away, throwing him into a front
face lock, setting him up for a…)
Doug – Screwdriver!! It’s over.
(Justin grabs Basir’s ankles, and
pulls his legs up, curling him up for a pin.)
Lost Star – One, Two, Three!!!
(Lost Star calls for the bell as
Blair gets up and plays to the crowd a bit.
Basir slowly gets up and walks up the ramp, fatigued.)
Andrew – Ladies and Gentlemen,
your winner, JUSTIN BLAIR!!!!!!!! Jason
Anderson now has to wear a dress for the next three shows.
(Basir turns around and looks at
the ring after that, ghostly pale, suddenly remembering the stipulation. In the back, Jason Anderson is shown
watching the match, and after Blair’s Screwdriver his face goes whiter than
Basir’s just was. Back to the
announcer’s table.)
Tracy – It looks like Basir is
more worried about what Jason Anderson is going to say than about losing the
match.
Doug – He can’t be too happy about
losing to Blair though. Chances are
that this isn’t over.
Mark – It’s probably not over in
Jason Anderson’s mind.
(The camera cuts back to the
locker rooms where IWA Security has set up shop. Rook, John Kerr, and Makko, are sitting around, keeping tabs on
things with radio contact. Rook radios
Risk who’s at LaGrange College, not all that far away.)
Rook (into the radio) – How are
things over there, Risk?
(Scene cuts to LaGrange College.)
Risk (also into his radio) –
There’s no problems so far. Actually,
so far, things are going perfectly tonight.
(Cut back to the arena locker
rooms. Rook sighs a little bit then
mumbles something about how things are too perfect.)
Rook – I’ve got a bad feeling
about tonight.
(Back to the ring, “Moon-baby”
starts to play, as Icon and Stacy make their way down the ramp. Stacy flips birds to the booing crowd,
flaunts her body, and in between all that she tries to psych Icon up. Icon nods every once in a while, and
eventually seems to get excited about the match. They climb into the ring.)
Andrew – In the ring, at a
combined weight of 354 pounds, representing the Seventh Generation, they are
ICON and “STUNNING” STACY VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!
And their opponents…
(“Burning Oasis” begins to play,
as DownFire and Knightmare come out through the curtain, with Robert by their
side.)
Andrew – Currently making their
way to the ring, both of them Hall of Famers, and accompanied to the ring by
former IWA President, Robert Chauncey, representing the First Wave, they are
DOWNFIRE and KNIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark – Looks like Robert’s showing
some moral support for his team tonight.
Tracy – I wonder what kind of role
he’s going to play in this match.
Doug – Robert’s always hated
interference though, I think he’ll just stand by and cheer them on.
Tracy – Yeah, this is true. But he’s gathered a team of all-stars that
know how to break the rules, and they do it rather well. He might have thrown that belief out the
window.
Mark – I guess we’ll just have to
wait and see. It looks like Dean is
ready to start things up.
(Knightmare and Icon start things
up. Knightmare tries to lock up, but
Icon dodges. Knightmare goes for it
again, and again, Icon just keeps dodging out of the way.)
Tracy – Okay, Icon, we get it,
you’re fast.
(Knightmare tries on more time,
but puts a little too much into it as he stumbles forward a little bit. Icon moves in really quick and hits a Side
Russian Leg Sweep. He gets up right
away, and showboats to the crowd, who scream at him. It’s obvious his confidence shot right up with that move. He waits for Knightmare to get up, all the
time pacing back and forth, looking for his next point of attack. Once Knightmare’s up, he hits a missile drop
kick, which sends Knightmare stumbling towards the Seventh Generation’s
corner. Stacy climbs up to the second
turnbuckle so she has enough reach to pull Knightmare closer and lock on a
chokehold.)
Mark – It looks like Icon thought
long and hard about how he was going to deal with Knightmare.
Doug – And it looks like Stacy
thought thirty seconds about how she was going to deal with anyone in this
match.
Tracy – Oh? And what do you think she came up with?
Doug – Three simple strategies;
double team, double team, and double team.
(Dean makes Stacy let go of
Knightmare. She lets go immediately,
and acts like she wasn’t doing anything, and makes sure Dean knows it. Icon quickly tags Stacy in. She hops up onto the turnbuckle, and hops
onto Knightmare’s shoulders for a hurricanrana, but she’s too short, or
Knightmare’s to tall, as her arms don’t even reach the ground. Knightmare pulls her back up into the air,
trying for a power bomb, but Stacy keeps the momentum going, and sits on top of
his shoulders, and clocks him with blatantly closed right fists. Knightmare lets go of her and she jumps
down, and hops up onto the turnbuckle that’s still right behind her, and lands
a flying missile drop kick.)
Mark – What was Stacy thinking
with that hurricanrana? Knightmare is
well over twice her weight, almost three times, and much, much taller. How did she think she was going to pull it
off?
Doug – Her ego is three times the
size of Knightmare’s, maybe she thought that would balance things out.
Tracy – It doesn’t matter how
small she is, because she’s still managing to get a good offense going on
him. Her and Icon have been actually,
they’re tagging in and out lots. Icon’s
back in.
(Now it’s Icon’s turn to get back
to the top ropes. He jumps off and hits
a flying back heel kick. Icon whips
Stacy into the ropes and launches her into the air towards Knightmare, who’s
just gotten back to his feet, for a supercharged flying clothesline. Knightmare manages to catch her in midair
though, and drops her with a sidewalk slam that would make The Rock proud. Icon rushes Knightmare, but is met by a huge
clothesline and he’s knocked off his feet and the crowd goes nuts, happy that
the First Wave is finally getting some offense in.)
Tracy – OH MY GOD!! What a counter from Knightmare!
Doug – And the crowd loves it!
Mark – Give Icon and Stacy a hand
though, that was an innovative piece of offense.
(Dean sends Stacy back into the
corner, as Knightmare whips Icon into the ropes, and tags DownFire in, just in
time for Dean to catch it. Even he’s
going to the top ropes now too, as Knightmare lifts Icon up for DownFire to absolutely
level with a flying clothesline.
DownFire picks Icon up, and hits a quick and brutal snap suplex. Icon sits up and DownFire locks on a
surfboard. Icon screams once in a
while, and there’s nowhere for him to go, they’re in the middle of the ring. After a while DownFire just lets go and
makes Icon get up under his own power.
Once he’s up DownFire whips him into the ropes, and follows him in,
buckling Icon once he rebounds off over his knee.)
Mark – You’d think DownFire would
use a leg submission move instead of a surfboard.
Doug – I wouldn’t say that, those
surfboards hurt. Besides, now a day it seams like DownFire likes hurting
people, and teasing that glimmer of hope they have.
Tracy – How do you know surfboards
hurt?
Doug – You’d be surprised what you
learn when you referee.
(DownFire drags Icon up, and gets
his eyes raked for the effort. Icon
dives over and tags in Stacy. She comes
running in, but DownFire side steps her and locks on a full nelson, following
it up with a harsh full-nelson slam.
Stacy motions with her finger for Icon to come in while she’s still on
the mat. He does, confused and
reluctantly, and goes right back out when Dean runs over and keeps him from
coming in. Stacy takes the time to give
DownFire a low blow as he drags her up by her hair. Obviously, Dean doesn’t see it, and Knightmare isn’t too
happy. I’m sure you can imagine
DownFire isn’t either. Stacy quickly
hits the Missionary Position. She
crawls on top of DownFire, and pretends she’s… “Riding” him for a couple
seconds, before she starts pounding him with, you guessed it, closed fists.)
Mark – I guess you’re right,
Doug. DownFire does have a mean streak
in him. That full-nelson slam had very
harsh flavor to it.
Doug – It gave Stacy and
opportunity to pull a dirty trick though.
If there’s anything Stacy’s better at than looking pretty, it’s getting
a referee to turn a blind eye.
(Dean scolds Stacy about the
closed fists after she stands up. She
protrudes her rear end at Doug, and invites her to spank it, you know, because
she’s been a bad girl. She grabs
DownFire’s head as he stands up, and knees him once or twice in his rib
cage. Then she drags him over to her
corner, and tags in Icon. He starts to
get out, but she stops him, and points to the turnbuckle. She climbs up, and hits a spinning DDT from
the top turn buckle. Icon jumps up
there right after her, and hits a senton bomb.
They grab DownFire, and whip him into a neutral corner. Stacy hits him with a tumbling body splash,
before Dean insists she leave the ring.)
Tracy – I think it’s safe to say
that Stacy’s back to her old self.
Doug – She’s also coordinating a
lot of the attacks between her and Icon.
This is probably bringing her back to her days with Devon and Jeremiah
Kool in the Cutting Edge.
Mark – Don’t ever let Stacy hear
this, but I think she was born to lead.
She’s even somewhat good at it.
Tracy – Sure, when she isn’t
yelling at, belittling, or beating up her teammates; then she’s a good leader.
(Icon drags DownFire out of the
corner, and hops up the turnbuckle. He
jumps off, flipping over DownFire. He
catches DownFire’s head on the way down and it makes a make shift neck breaker. They’re both slow to get up, and Icon
manages to get up first. DownFire isn’t
far behind. Icon tries for a DDT, but
DownFire hits him with a Manhattan drop.
He dives over and tags Knightmare’s extended hand. Knightmare rushes the ring, as the crowd
cheers. He whips Icon into the ropes,
and hits him with a delayed power slam on the return. Stacy jumps to the top turnbuckle, and then jumps off, slingshots
off the ropes, and levels Knightmare with a cross body block. DownFire comes back into the ring, and
spears Stacy, and then he locks on a sharpshooter. They’re right by the ropes, and Stacy shakes them
desperately. Dean tells DownFire to let
go, but he refuses, because they’re not the legal men in the ring. Icon gets up, and crawls over the fallen
Knightmare, and hooks a leg. Dean sees
it right away, now that DownFire has reminded him who the legal men are.)
Dean – One, Two…
Tracy – I wonder if it would have
been over if Icon was there sooner.
Mark – Would Dean have seen it?
Doug – Probably not any sooner
than Icon got there.
(Stacy manages to sit up and grab
DownFire by his manly pride. He lets go
right away, and she does too, and she’s even faster to get up than
DownFire. She hits him with a spinning
heel kick, as Icon and Knightmare have gotten up and started to trade
blows. DownFire gets up as Stacy jumps
to the ropes for a springboard moonsault on DownFire. He catches her, and drops down with a tombstone pile driver, just
as Knightmare gets the upper hand on Icon, and flips him over with a fireman’s
carry. The crowd is going wild as
DownFire and Knightmare whip Icon and Stacy in opposite directions. On the rebound, Icon launches Stacy into the
air, and she tries for a flying clothesline on both DownFire and
Knightmare. She hit’s it perfectly, and
she starts climbing the turnbuckle, as the crowd boos. She has a few choice words with the crowd,
and then jumps down. She turns around
to see Dean beckoning her out of the ring.
Icon drags Knightmare up and manages a fisherman suplex on Knightmare.)
Dean – One, Two, Thr----
(DownFire has gotten up breaks it
up before three. Dean gets up and
chases him out of the ring. Meanwhile
Knightmare nails Icon with a power bomb, and rolls him up for the pin in the
process. He’s there for a probably
almost a two count before Dean even starts to count. Dean rushes down to count, and gets to two before Icon gets
out. The crowd lets out a frustrated
“awww,” disappointed that Dean was late counting.)
Tracy – Dean’s finally got order
in the ring, but he’s missed a couple counts because of a few distractions.
Doug – That was some great tag
team wrestling though. Back and forth,
double teams, tornado fighting, it was great!
Mark – Yeah, too bad Dean got
control of everything.
(Icon and Knightmare trade blows,
and Icon gets the upper hand, surprising even him self. He keeps going, and finally whips him into
the ropes. Stacy kicks him in the back
as he bounces off, and Knightmare collapses.
Icon tags in Stacy, and she climbs the turnbuckle. Icon holds Knightmare down and spreads his
legs apart, wishbone style, as Stacy jumps down and head buts him in the
groin. Dean objects very vocally the
entire time. Stacy locks Knightmare in
the Long Kiss Goodnight. It takes
Knightmare a while to realize that he’s right by the ropes. He grabs the ropes and Dean makes Stacy
break. She holds on for a little bit,
but lets go and tags Icon back in.)
Doug – Icon and Stacy are back to
their quick in and out strategy.
(Icon jumps over the ropes and
hits Knightmare with a body splash.
Icon and Stacy drag him into their corner, and they stomp him together. Dean chases Stacy out, but Icon just tags
her back in anyways. Dean throws his
hands in the air and shakes his head.
What can you do? Icon drags
Knightmare out of the corner, and Stacy flies off the turnbuckle with a 450
Splash. Icon hops up, and lands a
corkscrew moonsault. He goes back to
his corner, as Stacy hits South of Heaven on Knightmare. Knightmare gets up, and with his last bit of
steam, he locks Stacy into a vertical suplex, but he tires out and kind of
drops her and it end up being sort of a combination Brain Buster/vertical
suplex. They’re both down, and Dean
begins to count them out. They stir
immediately, but they don’t get reasonably mobile until Dean’s at five, the
each crawl into their respective corners.
DownFire’s waiting impatiently, and Icon’s waiting desperately. Stacy gets the tag first, and when
Knightmare gets the tag, the crowd breaths a sigh of relief and cheers DownFire
on as he barrels into the ring, clobbering Icon with a hard clothesline.)
Tracy – They’re tagging in and out
really fast now. Dean doesn’t know what
to do.
Doug – There isn’t much he can do.
Mark – Ouch!! That had to hurt! Knightmare powered out when he was going for that suplex!
Doug – That took a lot out of
Stacy though, it might be just the break that the First Wave needs here,
because it didn’t look like Knightmare was going to get away from Gen7’s double
teams.
(DownFire greets Icon with a boot
to the gut, and then sets up him. He
smirks out to the crowd, partially at them cheering him, and partially at the
fact that he’s ready to finish Icon off.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Doug – ASHPILER!!! DownFire’s got the cover!
Tracy – It doesn’t look like
Knightmare or Stacy are in any condition to interfere with this pin!
Dean – One…
Mark – Stacy’s getting up…
Dean - … Two…
Doug – She sees DownFire, and
she’s getting over there as fast as she can.
Mark – She’s almost there!
Dean - … Three!!
(Dean calls for the bell, not like
you could hear it over the crowd or anything, just as Stacy rams into
DownFire. Knightmare rolls out of the
ring and Robert gives him a little help up.
Knightmare finally manages on his own, and DownFire flops out of the
ring. Robert congratulates them, as
Knightmare plays the crowd a little bit.
DownFire just walks up the ramp calmly, smirking.)
Andrew Robinson – And your winners,
the FIRST WAVE!!!!!!!!!
[The camera goes to Andy Perry who is standing on top of the
platform. “Black in Black” by AC/DC plays as Brimstone steps up on the
platform. He stands on one side with his arms folded waiting on Chillfactor.
The camera sweeps from the platform to the huge crowd of college students and
other fans that have gathered here to see this match it also shows a shot of
the dorms where students are hanging out the windows screaming their heads off.
“Mr. Scary” by Dokken plays and Chill Factor steps walks up to the other side
of the platform. . The crowd erupts in cheers and keeps chanting his name as he
hands the Hardcore title over to Andy Perry. Andy pulls a mic out of his
pocket.]
Andy: The goal of this match is
to make it to the ring that is set up in the Quadrangle/ there will be no pin
falls counted until you reach it.
[The bell rings and the tow go at it right away trading
blows left and right. Chill Factor gets the upper hand, but gives it away when
he yells something to the crowd. Brimstone takes this as his opportunity the
lay in enough hits to knock Chill Factor off the platform. He jumps off after
him and plants him into the ground with a DDT. He looks around fro something to
hit Chilly with, but there is nothing available at the time. So he picks Chilly
up and takes him over to the announce table. He says some interesting words to
Nightmare and then slams Chilly’s head into the announce table. He does it
twice, but the third time somehow wakes Chilly up. Chilly begins laying in
shoot after shot to Brimstone’s gut. The two of them begin to brawl away from the
table and head up the stairs into the back parking lot of three of the dorms.]
Jennifer: This match has already
started out at full speed. These two haven’t wasted anything yet, but they
still have a some way to go before they reach the ring in the Quadrangle.
Nightmare: Just wait. Chilly is
going to get the best of Brimstone and keep the Hardcore title.
Jennifer: We’ll have to see how
things turn out. Right now they are fighting on the bottom floor of Henry Dorm
I believe. Andy and the cameraman are having a little bit of fun catching up
with them. Luckily Robert popped for multiple camera crews to be set up all
over campus so we won’t miss one bit of the action.
[They are still fighting on the
first floor with a bunch of students who live on that floor cheering them on
left and right. Brimstone throws Chill Factor into the wall and attempts to
follow it up with a clothesline, but chilly ducks out of the way and Brimstone
ends up hitting this little dwarf like annoying college student. Brimstone doesn’t
show much remorse for what he did, but he really can't see anything now because
Chilly dropped a trashcan over his head. He then follows up by kicking the back
of Brimstones knees to put Brimstone down on the mat. And then in typical Chill
Factor style ye plays the bongos on the top of the trash can and lets out a
loud Babaloo in typical Desi Aranz fashion.
Chilly then helps Brimstone up to his feet and rams him into the wall.
Brimstone falls down and begins to try to get himself out of the trashcan.
Chilly just skips off into the open door on the floor leading into the laundry
room. He sees the elevator door opening and begins to look inside in it at all
the pictures and what not. He turns around just in time to get speared inside
the elevator by Brimstone. The doors shut and that is the last we see of them.]
Jennifer: Great! The one place we
couldn’t’ put a camera in.
Nightmare: Well I think it’s
pretty obvious what they are doing in there. They are trying to tear each other
apart.
Jennifer: I just hope they get
out of that Elevator soon so we can see what is going on with this fight.
[The camera goes to the main
floor of Henry Dorm where the elevators doors open and Chilly falls out.
Brimstone follows him out and throws him into a door that reads “Resident
Director: Mary Wilson.” The door opens and a woman, probably Ms. Wilson walks
out of it. She screams and runs to get out of the way as Chilly falls into her
office/ Living area. Brimstone follows him in, but he doesn’t see Chilly at first.
He does see the mop that Chilly hits him with though. Brimstone doubles over
and gets hit with the mop a couple of times until he is on the floor. Chilly
then picks up the candy dish that is sitting next to the television and hits
Brimstone with it. Chilly walks into the kitchen area trying to find something
to use, but can’t find anything that fits his nature of Hardcore matches.
Brimstone is slowly getting to his feet and then chilly sees it. He sees the
one thing that he has never used in a hard-core match before. He almost stands
there in awe of it before picking it up off the wall. Brimstone gets to his
feet just in time to be nailed in the head with a big wooden… Spoon!!!!]
Chill factor: Spoon!
[He hits Brimstone with it one
more time knocking him back out the door. Unfortunately the force of the blow
was enough to break the spoon. Chilly drops the fragments of the spoon and
walks out the door. He follows Brimstone out the building, how apparently wants
top try to get this match somewhere where he could take a better advantage of
it. He walks up the stairs in front of Henry and Chilly is quickly on his
heels. The two of them begin to brawl through the parking lot where even more
college students are watching in anticipation of this match. Brimstone gets the
upper hand of the fight and wobbles Chilly with a quick right hand. He then
runs over to a College kid with a hockey stick and snatches the thing from his
hand. He takes a full swing with at Chilly that looks like it almost takes his
head off and the blow knocks chilly into a car. Chilly Tries to get his
bearings some more and walks away from the car. He finds himself in front of
this huge hill over looking the frat houses that the college has. He turns
around as he hears a whistle and sees Brimstone standing behind him with the
hockey stick still. Brimstone takes one more full swing that knocks chilly down
and breaks the hockey stick. Brimstone then kicks Chilly down the hill. And
throws the pieces of the hockey stick at Chilly who is rolling down the hill.
Luckily the police barricaded the entire campus off or Chilly might be in
danger of getting hit by a car. Brimstone follows Down the hill while Chilly is
getting to his feet and walks into the frat house with “Kappa Sigma on the
front of it. Brimstone is quickly
following him, but can’t seem to find him amongst the sea of fraternity guys
and their friends who are watching the pay per view on their TV. Brimstone
grabs one of the guys to find out where Chilly is, but gets hit in the head
with this stupid looking wooden mask. Brimstone doubles over and Chilly grabs
his head and rams it into the Fraternity’s stereo system. Some of the them cheer at this while the
more sober one’s are kinda pissed off that their stereo got smashed. Chilly
drops a couple of speakers on Brimstone and then walks off through eh house to
find something else to play with. The camera can’t seem to find Chilly, but it
sees Brimstone getting to his feet. He hops up and walks around the house with
a beer bottle in hand. ]
Jennifer: Well that Frat is not
going to be happy about this match coming to their house tonight.
Nightmare: Well from the number
of beer bottles on the floor I think that we won’t have to worry about that. They
may not even remember it.
Jennifer: Well I wondering about
that myself. I also don’t think that Chilly is going to remember anything after
Brimstone just broke that beer bottle over his head.
Nightmare: He’s had worse done to
him, but I think Brimstone wants to Powerbomb him onto that pool table.
[Brimstone puts Chilly’s head
between his legs and attempts a power bomb, but Chilly lifts up back body
dropping Brimstone onto the table. Brimstone is stunned on the table. And
ironically his legs are open and there is a pool ball set up perfectly. Chilly
picks up a pool cue and make shoots the pool ball right into Brimstone’s well..
you know... Brimstone let’s out this scream and rolls off the table. Chilly
walks over to him and tries to pick him up. But he is thanked with a low blow
that double Chilly over. He sets the Powerbomb up again and this time
successfully powerbombs Chilly on the table, which makes the table, collapse.
Brimstone picks Chilly up and flings him into the direction of the camera. Then
there is nothing, but static. The camera angle goes back to Nightmare and
Jennifer sitting at the announce table.]
Nightmare: What happened to the
feed?
Jennifer: Well from what I’m
hearing Chill factor got thrown into the cameraman. So we’ve lost the feed for
the frat houses. But I’m, hearing that they are still going at it and on their
way back to the main campus. Have you eve seen anything like this before.
Nightmare: I can’t say that I
have, but if anyone can win something like this, then Chilly will be the man to
do it.
Jennifer: Wait…. I’m hearing that
they have made it back to campus and they are.. Oh my god.. They have made it
into one of the dorms. Pitts I believe. WE have a camera ready to go there so
let’s see what’s happening.
[The camera shifts over to Pitt’s
dorm where there is a group of students standing in the hall cheering on the
fight that is going on in the room they are standing outside of. Inside the
room Chilly is actually in some way, shape or fashion spanking Brimstone with a
sorority paddle. He then picks up a couple of stuffed animals and hit Brimstone
with them. There is not affect on Brimstone and Chilly realizes that they
aren’t like his stuffed animals. He reaches into one of the closets and pulls
out one of the girl’s bikini tops. He whips Brimstone with it a couple times
before truing to use it to choke Brimstone out. He gets on top of Brimstone and
tries to choke him a little more, but Brimstone manages to pick up the keyboard
t one of their computers and smack Chilly over the head with it. Chilly falls
backwards letting go of the choke and Brimstone falls forward trying to get
some air. Chilly is the first one to his feet but that doesn’t last long due to
the keyboard low blow Brimstone just hit him with. Chilly jumps up and down
holding himself until he finally bounces his way out of the room. Brimstone
follows him. He grabs Chilly and slams into one wall and then into the other.
This continues until they get to the main door of the building. The camera
outside the building catches Chilly falling out the front door and Brimstone
following him. Brimstone picks Chilly up and takes him over to the fountain. He
sets chilly up so he can clothesline him into the fountain, but doesn’t pull it
off thanks to chilly tripping him up and then pushing him into the fountain.
Brimstone splashes around in the fountain and sees Chilly skipping over into
the Pitts dining hall. He looks extremely frustrated knowing that the
Quadrangle in the other direction.]
Jennifer: it looks like Brimstone
is getting a little frustrated.
Nightmare: Well Christoph did
make this match a bit more difficult than I thought he would. I thought this
match was going to be falls count anywhere, but instead they have to make it to
that ring in the Quadrangle for the match to officially end.
Jennifer: I think he also knows
that he has had some spots where he could have easily pinned Chill Factor but
it wouldn’t have mattered.
Nightmare: Well they are close to
the And now. All he has to do is get Chilly there.
Jennifer: Well it looks like that
is what he has planned. He’s getting up and heading to the
Dining hall.
[Brimstone walks into the dining
hall and a guy at the front desk asks him can he scan his card. Brimstone just
decks the guy to the delight of some of the college students watching. He
continues to walk through eh dining hall looking for Chilly. He gets to the
back where Some students are still getting some food. Yet he still doesn’t see
Chilly. He turns around to look back towards the front when Chilly wearing a
chef’s hat runs up behind him and hits him in the head with a frying pan.
Brimstone doubles over and chilly hits him again. Chilly then drops the frying
pan and follows Brimstone out to the front of the building with a pair of salad
tongs in his hand. He hits Brimstone with them a couple of times which looks to
be annoying Brimstone more than its hurting him. Brimstone manages to grab
Chilly’s arm and Irish whips him with authority out to emergency door to the
right of them. Brimstone follows him out and plants him on the grass luckily
with a DDT. He then throws Chilly over his shoulder and takes him past the
business office and the smith building to the Quadrangle where the ring is set up
and Andy Perry is waiting. He throws Chilly in the ring and begins to set up
two tables at ringside.]
Jennifer: Well they finally made
it to the Quadrangle. Now we have chance of seeing how this exciting match is
going to end.
Nightmare: It’d going to end with
Chilly picking up the win.
Jennifer: That remains t be seen.
He is just now getting up and Brimstone is coming in the ring with a chair that
he took form one of the fans sitting at Ringside.
[Brimstone puts the chair on the
mat and drops Chilly on it with a body slam. He goes for the pin.]
Andy: 1,2..
[Chilly kicks out and Brimstone
still looks frustrated. He begins to viciously kick at chilly trying to keep
him down on the mat. He picks Chilly up and drops him with a running pwoerslam,
yet he doesn’t go for the cover. He slides outside the ring to get one of the
tables that he set up earlier. He brings it into the ring and sets it up near
the ropes. He goes back to the attack on Chilly, but Chilly is ready for him
with an attack of his won. He hits a couple of kicks to Brimstones gut and then
whips him into he ropes to meet him with a drop kick. Brimstone hits the mat
and Chilly goes in to execute his Frozen Null submission.]
Nightmare: And look at that. He’s
got the full nelson part of the Frozen Null locked on and now it’s just a
matter of time till this match is over.
Jennifer: I don’t know about
that. He has to actually tap out first. Wait.
[Brimstone is actually lifting
Chilly up onto his back and the two of them fall out of the ring and through
one of the tables that Brimstone set up earlier. Brimstone lands on top of him
and Andy is there ready to make the count.]
Jennifer: what the hell!
Andy: 1,2…3!
[Brimstone gets up and snatches
the belt away from Andy and walks off with it as the entire crowd boos him
heavily.]
Jennifer: We have a new Hardcore
champion. This is the second title to change hands tonight. You have wonder now
what is going to happen in the United States, World tag team, and World title
matches tonight.
Nightmare: I can’t believe that
Chilly lost. But all I do know is that Brimstone got lucky. I’ve already set up
a match between him and me and I plan on getting that Hardcore title now.
Jennifer: ok well back to you
Doug
Mark:"Can you believe that? That has to be one of the greatest Hardcore matches the IWA has had in a long time."
Doug:"Those two used just
about every move in the book."
Tracy:"Yeah, and every weapon
too. But do you guys see a trend happening here tonight? I mean, we have had
two title defenses, and they have both resulted in changing hands."
Doug:"You are right! What a
way for Danger Zone to happen."
Mark:"Unfortunately, Charon
has the Prince of Darkness to contend with next. And Charon's United States title
is on the line."
Tracy:"If I had to give a
prediction, I'm saying Charon is in for a long night! And he will weigh a
little less after this match."
(The camera turns to the ring for
the announcement.)
Andrew:"This match is for the
IWA United States Championship. First the challenger. Accomponied by the owner
of the IWA, Robert Chauncey. He is a member of the First Wave. Here is
Ezekiel!"
(Zeke walks out with Robert by his
side. The fans go crazy and cheer him all the way to the ring. Ezekiel looks
around with a slight grin at the response he is getting.)
Andrew:"And the champion.
Hailing from New York City, New York, this is Charon!"
(The fans boo Charon as he walks
to the ring. He waves his hand at them telling them he could care less how they
feel.)
Doug:"Well this one is ready
to get underway! Lost Star is calling for the bell."
Tracy:"And Ezekiel is not
waiting any longer."
(Ezekiel charges inm and nails
Charon with a forearm to the head. Zeke pushes Charon into the corner and
begins to hammer away at the champion. Zeke pulls Charon to the center of the
ring and nails a pump handle bomb in the middle of the ring. Ezekiel jumps to
his feet and starts kicking away at Charon. The crowd cheers as Zeke lifts
Charon up and calls for the Final Judgement. Ezekiel hoists Charon up, but
Charon slithers out and nails Zeke in the back with an elbow. Zeke stumbles
forward and then spins around as Ezekiel drops him with a thrust kick. Charon
pulls Zeke up and whips him into the ropes. Charon ducks behind Ezekiel and locks
on an adominal stretch. Zeke is trying to fight it but Charon locks the hold on
tighter. With Lost Star asking Ezekiel if he wants to call it a night, Charon
reaches back and grabs the ropes for more leverage.)
Mark:"Look at Charon, he has
the ropes! And Lost Star doesn't see it!"
Tracy:"Well Charon is lucky
he slipped out of Final Judgement, or this match would already be over."
(Lost Star jumps up to check on
Charon, and just misses Charon holding the ropes. Charon looks at Lost Star
innocently, before the ref checks on Ezekiel again. Charon grabs the ropes
again and the fans scream for Lost Star. Before Lost Star can get to his feet,
Charon releases the hold and pushes Ezekiel down, face first to the mat. Charon
goes to the corner and pulls himself up to the second rope. Ezekiel gets to his
feet and Charon jumps off nailing Ezekiel with a bulldog. The champion gets to
his feet to the boos from the crowd. Charon lifts Ezekiel up and throws him
into the ropes. Charon scoops Ezekiel
up and powerslams him to the mat. Charon curls the leg.)
Lost Star:"1...2"
Doug:"Only a two count!"
(Charon yells at Lost Star to make
a quicker count, but Lost Star just points to Ezekiel. Charon grabs Ezekiel
pulls him up again, before whipping him into the corner. Ezekiel hits hard and
staggers out into the center of the ring where Charon hits him with an inverted
atomic drop. Ezekiel turns away and clutches his lower region but Charon is
there still waiting for the kill, and Charon lifts Ezekiel up and lands a
Samoan drop. Charon rolls over for the cover.)
Lost Star:"1...2.."
(Ezekiel throws the shoulder up
and Charon jumps up and argues with Lost Star. Charon cusses at the ref and
then turns around to continue his assault on Ezekiel. Charon pulls Zeke up and
hooks him for a suplex. Ezekiel blocks the first attempt, and then the second.
Ezekiel then hooks Charon and nails him with a suplex of his own. Both men lie
in the ring for a moment, but Charon reaches for the ropes, and pulls himself
up. Charon gets to his feet first and walks towards Ezekiel. Charon grabs Zeke
who is just up on his knees and goes to lift him. Quickly, Ezekiel reaches up
and grabs Charon around the head, and pulls him down so Charon's chin is
resting on the top of Zeke's head. Ezekiel then jumps up and drops back to his
knees driving Charon's chin into his head. The champion grabs his face and
falls back hard on the mat.)
Mark:"What a great move by
Ezekiel! That just changed the momentum into his favor."
Tracy:"And there goes Zeke,
in for the kill!"
(Ezekiel pulls Charon up and
pushes him into the ropes. He lands a few knife edge chops before throwing
Charon across the ring. Ezekiel runs in and lands a low knee that causes Charon
to flip on to his back. Zeke pulls Charon back to his feet and pushes him into
the ropes, before yanking him forward and hoisting him up onto his shoulders.
Zeke then lunges up and spins Charon before nailing a Diamond Cutter. Ezekiel
gets to his feet and pulls Charon up again, before throwing him into the ropes
again. Ezekiel lands a textbook spinebuster and rolls on to Charon for the
cover.)
Lost Star:"1...2.."
(Charon throws a shoulder up.
Ezekiel gets to his feet and yanks Charon up. Ezekiel throws the champion into
the corner and follows him in with a hard clothesline. Ezekiel spins Charon
around and jumps on to the second rope. Ezekiel hooks Charon and then lands a
tornado DDT. Again, Zeke goes for the cover.)
Lost Star:"1...2.."
Tracy:"Charon got his
shoulder up again."
(Ezekiel gets to his feet and
lifts Charon up on to his shoulder. Ezekiel runs forward and nails Charon with
a shoulder breaker. Ezekiel gets to his feet again, but he goes to the corner
and pulls himself up on to the second rope. Charon slowly gets to his feet and
steps up on to the top rope. Just as Charon turns, Ezekiel comes of the top
rope with a hard shoulder block. Ezekiel stands up and calls for the Final
Judgement again. The fans go crazy as Zeke pulls Charon to his feet. Charon,
quickly, pushes off and slides out of the ring to avoid the move.)
Doug:"That is the second time
that Charon got away from Ezekiel's finisher! He must have a rabbit's foot in
his pocket."
(Zeke follows Charon out of the
ring, but the champion runs around he outside, before sliding under the opes
and back into the ring. Ezekiel follows close behind, but is met with a boot to
the face, just as he slides under the rope. Ezekiel slides back to the floor
holding his jaw. Lost Star backs Charon up as Ezekiel gets on the ring apron.
Ezekiel ducks down to step through the ropes and Charon charges past Lost Star
to nail Ezekiel with a big knee lift. Before Ezekiel can even react, Charon
nails him with Death Be Not Proud. Charon drops for the cover.)
Mark:"NO!! Charon hit his
finisher. There goes Lost Star for the count."
Lost Star:"1...2...3!!"
Tracy:"Charon got Ezekiel! I
can't believe... No wait! Lost Star is waving off the count! Ezekiel had his
foot on the bottom rope. And look at Robert pounding on the mat, cheering Zeke
on!"
(Charon is on his feet with both
hands raised in the air, but Lost Star is shaking his head no. Lost Star kicks
the bottom rope telling Charon that Zeke had his foot on the rope. Charon
shakes his head and turns to go after Ezekiel. Unfortunately, Ezekiel is
already up and charging in. Zeke jumps in the air and nails Charon with a high
knee. Ezekiel follows that up by hoisting Charon up and hitting a dragon
suplex. The fans are going crazy, as is Robert at ringside. Ezekiel pulls
Charon up and hits him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Zeke drops down for the
cover.)
Lost Star:"1..2"
(Charon kicks out and Ezekiel gets
up. Ezekiel waits for Charon to get to his feet and he locks him in a sleeper.
Charon pulls at Ezekiel and then tugs his way to the corner. Charon walks up
the ropes and then pushes off, crushing Ezekiel into the mat. Charon rolls back
for the cover, but Zeke kicks right out. Both men get to their feet and Charon
nails Ezekiel with a right. Zeke throws one back and both men exchange punches.
Charon comes up with a thumb to the eye, but before Lost Star can object,
Charon steps up and nails Ezekiel with a Rock Bottom. Charon goes for the
cover, but he places his feet up on the second rope.)
Mark:"NO! Not like
this!"
Lost Star:"1...2...thr"
Tracy:"Ezekiel still kicked
out! And Charon is furious!"
(Charon jumps to his feet and
shoves Lost Star! Without heitation Lost Star shoves Charon back,and Ezekiel
reaches up and pulls Charon down in a school boy.)
Lost Star:"1...2.."
Doug:"You have to be kidding
me!"
(Charon jumps to his feet as
Ezekiel gets up as well. Both men charge in and land a double clothesline. It
looks as though Charon gets the worst of it, since Ezekiel is already rolling
up on to his hands and knees. Ezekiel gets to his feet and staggers for the
ropes. Charon is slowly getting on to his side and just gets to his hands and
knees when Ezekiel runs in and flips over Charon in a victory roll.)
Lost Star:"1...2..."
(Ezekiel gets to his feet and
pulls Charon up. Charon drives a thrust into Ezekiel's throat before pulling
him down in a small package.)
Lost Star:"1...2.."
Mark:"Aaaahhhh! I can't take
much more of this match!"
(Charon uses the ropes to pull
himself up and he then pulls up Ezekiel with him. Charon steps in for a Russian
side leg sweep, but Ezekiel grabs Charon and lands a side slam. Both men roll
from each other, but Ezekiel is at the ropes and pulling himself up with them.
Ezekiel comes up behind Charon and lands an inverted DDT. Ezekiel falls
backards, too tired to try and make a cover. Robert is cheering for Ezekiel at
ringside, begging him to get up. Ezekiel crawls once again for the ropes and
reaches for the top rope. He tugs himself up and looks to see Charon doing the
same. Ezekiel lets out a wail and rushes in at Charon, but Charon ducks out of
the way, and Ezekiel slams into the ropes ackwardly. This gives Charon just
enough time to grab Ezekiel and slam him to the mat with a belly to belly
suplex. Charon pulls Ezekiel up and lands a piledriver. Charon goes for the
cover, but realizes that Ezekiel is too close to the ropes. Charon gets to his
feet and leans forward, resting on his knees for a moment. Charon then grabs
Ezekiel and pulls him up, and whips him into the ropes. Ezekiel runs back but
stops short and grabs Charon.)
Doug:"Is this it?!"
Mark:"He didn't get out of
this one!"
Tracy:"Zeke just hit Final
Judgement! And they are in the center of the ring!"
(Ezekiel crashes hard on to Charon
and grabs his leg, curling it for all he is worth.)
Lost Star:"1...2...3!!!"
(Robert jumps on to the ring apron
and then jumps in the ring as Lost Star hands the title to Ezekiel. Robert
grabs Zeke's arm and raises it as Lost Star grabs the other to do the same. The
crowd goes crazy as Charon leaves the ring in disgust!)
Mark:"We have a new United
States champion! The First Wave has drawn first blood!"
Doug:"I guess they do mean
business!"
Tracy:"And they indeed have
put their money where their mouth is! Ezekiel is the new IWA United States
Champion!"
(The view comes to he announcers again and their pretty faces. Well, Tracy’s pretty face.)
Doug: One might mention how many
title have changed hands tonight. With the TV title, the Hardcore title, and
the US title all in new hands, you’ve got to wonder if the tag team and world
title will follow suit.
Mark: I don’t know, but it’s
pretty amazing how already three fifths of the title have become owners to
different people in just one night.
Tracy: If I were the Devil Tigers
and Greg Koscik, I’d be kissing those belts one last time before they have to
come out. You never know who might be taking them away.
(“Come out and Play” by the
Offspring starts up for apparently no good reason. No one seems to know who’s
for and for once there’s some peace and quiet around here. That is, until John
Empires comes out. Some people know who he is and some don’t. So he receives a
mixed reaction as he gets into the ring and asks for a mic.)
Doug: Oh look who it is. It’s John
Empires. Anybody remember this guy?
Mark: I do. Former TWA
Intercontinental champion, one of DownFire’s mystery assailants, all around bad
guy.
Tracy (nodding): Yup, that’s
Empires. Can you believe he was an IWA wreslter?
Doug: Well he wasn’t all that good
in the IWA, but he sure made a mark for himself in the TWF as the
Intercontinental champ.
Mark: But he’s still an all around
bad guy. Probably talks a lot stupid talk too.
Tracy (nodding again): Yup, that’s
Empires alright.
(After a little bit of arguing on
Empires’ part, Andrew Robinson is a little more than reluctant to give a mic to
him. So Empires has to go over to Andrew, push him, and take the darn mic away
from him. It really wasn’t necessary, but Andrew had to be difficult.)
Empires: In the WWF...they have an
invasion going on. Well in the IWA...you're going to have an invasion of a
different sort, as the next pay per view is for the TWF, in memory of the
toughest son of a bitch he ever faced in the ring, Eric Corsair. (John pulls
out a piece of paper) This here is a contract. It’s a 30 day contract for any
former TWFer to come on into the IWA and partake in what I’ll call “Hell’s
Dinner Party”. But unfortunately, Christoph rejected my idea and called it
Countdown. It’s a one time shot. If you ask me, I couldn’t care less who takes
this deal up and who doesn’t. IT could be just me and I’d be happy and content.
You want to know why? Because I’m going to get what I’ve been wanting for over
a year now.
(Empires turns and points to the
owner’s box where Christoph is.)
Empires: When the TWF shut its
doors, I was primed and ready for a world title shot with Christoph and take
that stupid smile off his face and that title away from him. But I was never
able to! I followed Christoph to the indy circuit, but I got an bad leg injury
before I got a shot. So I came here, to the IWA, and did a little announcing
work. That lasted as long as it took to get his leg heeled and that was too
long as it was. I quit and got back on the road. Unfortunately, by that time,
Christoph took his lazy ass and sat it in a desk job in the IWA! Boy was I
pissed. So I, John Empires, wants to see if Christoph still has the ability to
actually climb in the ring and face me. I’m challenging Christoph right now for
the TWF World Heavyweight Championship at Countdown, in the main event!
(Empires looks up to Christoph
who's watching the whole thing)
Empires: Well? What's your answer.
(Christoph then opens up the
window of the owner's box, and is actually handed a mic from someone. Christoph
has a little smile on his face)
Christoph: John, I would be more
than happy to.
(The crowd goes wild at this as
John throws the mic back to Andrew, and leaves.)
Mark - Well! It looks like we already have our
main event set up for Countdown already!
Doug - And that will be quite a match, both men coming back to settle the issue
from their past.
Tracy - No time to talk about that now though. The Next Match is Devil Tigers
vs. Deathwish for the Tag Team titles!
Robinson - This match is for the IWA Tag Team Titles! (Crowd cheers) Coming
first, the challengers. At a combined weight of 368 pounds, Isthak and
Painkiller Jane... Deathwish!
("Action Junkie" comes blaring on as Jane and Isthak run out through
the curtain and down the ring. They are surprised to actually here some
cheers coming their way, but run down the ramp nonetheless, sliding into the
ring and walking to the corner as they await their opponents.)
Robinson - And now, the champions, accompanied by Cienna,
at a combined weight of 477 pounds, Archon and Encubus... The Devil-Tigers!
(The Crowd is already booing, before "Local Gods" by Everclear plays
and The Devil-Tigers make their way out the entrance. They taunt the
crowd as they are going to the ring)
Tracy - They seem awfully cocky at this point, and it could be their only
weakness.
Doug - And who can blame them? They have yet to meet opponents who can
beat them.
Mark - Exactly. The Devil-Tigers have proven a lot since changing their
attitudes, and in my book, they're the best tag team in IWA history.
(The Devil-Tigers slide in and Deathwish get right to work.
Painkiller Jane hits Archon with various kicks, and Isthak nails Encubus with
punches. Archon quickly counters with a series of punches and a beat
head, but Pete Henderson soon gets things under control sending Encubus to the
corner along with Isthak. Archon and Jane in the ring now, and Archon is
in control. He throws Jane into the ropes and hits a quick clothesline.
First tag of the match, from Archon to Encubus, and they immediately double
team Jane with punches and kicks. Encubus sends Jane to the corner now,
and runs after her with an elbow, but she gets out of the way in time and hits
a bulldog to the dazed Encubus. She puts the boots to his sternum and
drags him to her corner for the tag. Deathwish throw Encubus to the ropes
and hit a double clothesline. Isthak in with Encubus now, as Isthak goes for a
sharp clothesline, but is countered with a reverse neckbreaker. Both
wrestlers on the mat now.)
Mark - Deathwish are quick to get to work. But Pete settles things down
and here we go.
Doug - Deathwish are actually doing pretty good in this match. They
should definitely not be counted out.
Tracy - Against anyone else, I'd agree with you Doug. But the Devil-Tigers
always seem to get the win, no matter how close it looks. Although it
looks like Encubus should make a tag, sooner rather than later.
(And that he does, as Archon comes running in and hits a quick DDT on
Isthak. He goes down to her and taunts her to her face, and applies a
quick choke hold but Henderson breaks it up rather quickly. Encubus now taunts
the crowd, and runs back to hit a clothesline on Isthak. He throws her to
the corner, and makes the tag. Archon continues the assault with a series
of kicks he throws her to the ropes, but misses the clothesline as she runs
back, Isthak quickly takes advantages of the situation and hits a spinning heel
kick. She has the advantage now, and hits a quick scoop slam followed by
an elbow. Now Isthak goes for the tag, and Jane goes to the top rope,
hitting a martial arts style kick on Archon. She quickly makes another
tag and Deathwish goes for double DDT. Isthak in with Archon now, and
Isthak hits a snap suplex on Archon and goes for an arm bar.)
Mark - So far, Deathwish has looked very impressive.
Doug - Absolutely, perhaps they
aren't the underdogs we thought them to be.
Tracy - Well, it isn't quite over yet, it looks like these teams have quite the
match going though.
(Isthak still in control, as she continues with kicks and reverse DDT.
Isthak hits a quick karate kick and a German suplex before she tags in Jane
again. Jane sends Archon to the corner, and runs after him hitting the
forearm to the face. Still in the corner, she steps on the second rope
and continually punches Archon, as Pete counts. Before Henderson can get
to 10, however, Archon violently pushes Jane off and causes her to fall.
Archon quickly climbs the ropes, and hits a flying lariat from the top rope on
Jane. Both wrestlers are now down as Pete begins to count. He reaches 7 before
Archon is up and dives to tag his partner, Encubus. Encubus storms in not
wasting anytime to capitalize on the advantage. He hooks the arms of Jane
and flings her up, he back landing hard on the mat. Isthak wastes no time
and runs in, ignoring Pete Henderson's orders, hitting a spear. She sends him
to the ropes rapidly and sets up with Jane for a double team, but Encubus
counters with an emphatic Double DDT. He is quick to get up, throwing Jane
out of the ring, but turns around to meet Isthak's foot against his face.
This knocks him down, hard, and Isthak has a clear advantage. She
lifts Encubus up, and gives him the Chainbreaker. Archon breaks it up,
but not before some serious damage is done.)
Mark - Jane has to learn not to taunt a talented wrestler like Archon the way
she just did.
Doug - Well, she paid for it, big, but here comes Isthak, ignoring Pete's pleas
for control.
Tracy - But... WOW! What a kick! And, now the Chainbreaker!
Mark - We could have had new tag team champs if Archon wasn't there to break it
up. Deathwish are showing they are worthy to be in the ring here tonight
with the tag team champions!
(Archon grabs Isthak, and some fans can hear him yell in her face "No More
Games!" He throws her against the ropes violently slamming her with
an elbow. He shoves her into the corner, followed by some body blows.
He goes for Beath of the Defiled and hits it! The match is as good as
over. Peter Henderson counts: 1....2... But Jane, still on the outside of
the ring pulls the ref out and hits him with a DDT. She slides in herself
hittin a quick snap suplex on Archon and a leg drop on top of it. Jane
flies to the ropes, hitting a springboard moonsault, but Pete is still out of
the ring. She raises Archon up, and hits The Killing Joke. This time,
she slides to the outside, trying to wake up Pete. She tries but fails
and slides back in the ring still kicking Archon. By now, Encubus has
gotten up, and he runs at Jane. Before she knows it, she gets hit with a
Lou Thesz Press and several punches. Encubus continues the assault on both
members of Deathwish with kicks. Archon is now slowly getting up, and
things aren't looking good for Jane and Isthak.)
Doug - Archon hit the Beath of the Defiled! This one's over.
Mark - No, wait, Jane pulled Pete out of the ring. We aren't through
yet. And Jane hit Pete with a DDT!
Tracy - It looks like that was a dumb move by Painkiller Jane, she could have
the match won!
Doug - And now here's Encubus, he has gained control of this match for the
Devil-Tigers
(With both Jane and Isthak down, it seems to be only a matter of time till
Devil Tigers retain. Encubus is beating on Deathwish and Archon is
finally up again. They pick up Isthak, and nail her with a huge double clothesline.
Than, they pick up Painkiller Jane hit Suffering Bastard on her.
Deathwish are down and out, and Devil Tigers just continue to kick and punch
them. Than, out of nowhere, Mace and Dagger, The Weapons of War, jump
over the guardrail and slide into the ring attacking Encubus and Archon.
The two teams go at it, but the tired Devil Tigers don't stand a chance, and Mace
quickly hit them with a spine buster, and Dagger hits an X-Factor style face
buster. Dagger climbs the ropes, and as Encubus gets up, he hits him with
an Ax Kick from the top rope! At the same time, Mace throws Archon
against the ropes, and goes for a Somoan Drop, into a neckbreaker, after which,
he throws Archon out of the ring. They look around at the crowd cheering wildly
and point to Encubus. The crows cheers even louder, and Mace sets him up
for the Final Fall formerly known as Face Smash. Mace has Encubus in position
for the electric chair drop, and sends him down to meet Dagger with an
X-Factor. Dagger and Mace run from the ring, making motions to the crowd
as they run up the ramp. In the match now, Pete is coming to, and Isthak
rolls over Encubus for 1.... 2.... 3! Deathwish are our new tag team
champions!)
Mark - Well, it's just a matter of time before Devil-Tigers win this thing.
Doug - Wait a minute! It's former Tag Team Champions the Weapons of War!
Tracy - They just annihilated the Devil Tigers! Face Smash on Encubus!
Mark - Isthak has Encubus pinned! It's over! We have New Tag Team
Champions! I t looks like Deathwish proved us all wrong.
Doug - Yeah, with a little help from the Weapons of War.
[The camera goes to the parking lot, where
Rich Stewart catches up with Weapons of War, who are psyched about having returned.]
Rick Martin: Weapons of War, Weapons of War... what
made you decide to come back and attack the Devil Tigers in a title match!
Mace: Rick
Martin, Devil Tigers, and all our loyal fans, we're back! (loud
cheer) You want to know why we did what we just did? It's because
we are Sick and tired of hearing all about the Devil Tigers and how great they
are. Ha! We just floored them, and Hell, 2 Damn Good never beat us
anyway... so what makes anyone think the Devil Tigers are any different?
Dagger: Damn right Mace, that’s why we're here. We're back and we're read
to take out the Devil Tigers or any other tag team that steps in our way.
We're the new and improved Weapons of War... and things aren't going to look
very pretty for everyone else. Archon... Encubus... it's on.
Robinson: The following match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the World Heavyweight title. Coming to the ring first the challenger.
From parts unknown
Weighing in at 275lbs and standing at 6’2”. This is Man of
WAR!!!!!
[“Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays as MOW Simply walks
slowly towards the ring with arms at his sides looking back and forth at fans
on the aisle. Enters the ring using the stairs. Stands in the
middle of the ring and raises his left fist, ala Undertaker, but then quickly
drops to a knee and pounds the fist into the mat.]
Robinson: and his opponent, the World Heavyweight champion.
His weight and height are still unknown to us but he do know that he is from
Cleveland, Ohio. This is Twisted Justice Gregg Koscik!
[“Wargasm” by L7 plays as the lights go out as thunder and
lightning effects permeate the air. A blue-black light floods the arena. A
long, high-pitched note plays, accompanied by a fiendish cackle from Koscik,
which ends when he says the words "Dance with the Devil." On the
jumbotron, appropriate footage of a view looking up from downtown Cleveland at
a raging thunderstorm plays during the thunder and lightning effects, then,
during Koscik's laugh and speech, a split screen image is shown. On one side,
the good mood Koscik is smiling and doing a double-point at the camera, and on
the other, Koscik's bad side is looking deadly serious. Just as the voice
finishes saying "Dance with the Devil," both Koscik's remove their
sunglasses, and the green from their eyes fills up the jumbotron screen, as a
pyro explosion rocks the house and a green light floods the entire arena. The
music hits, and so does the next part of Koscik's Tron video. Footage of images
such as raging fires, car accidents!, World War II Holocaust victims, tanks
rolling through foreign streets, teenagers crying and running at Colombine,
images from the "Faces of Death" films, and other such atrocities are
alternated with scenes from such films as the Wizard of Oz, Snow White and the
Seven Dwarfs, Cinderella, Mary Poppins, Sleeping Beauty, Alice in Wonderland,
Annie, the Little Mermaid, Miracle on 34th Street, and the like. Koscik
emerges, dressed in a hooded black robe that covers his eyes--he's wearing
sunglasses, anyway--and he marches down to the ring, accompanied by one or more
members of his Cult of Personality, and always by the Weird Sisters. Hate
stands directly behind him, with Scorch to her right and Vanity to her left.
Along the way, Koscik might point out a few loyal Koscikites, or mock something
worth mocking. When he hits the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and
faces the camera, while Hate stands behind him and crosses her arms, and Scorch
and Vanity drop to their knees. Koscik pulls down his hood, and, almost like
Triple H with the water, except TJGK's hands are in the sign of the Devil,
Koscik spits a stream of fire into the air. Then Hate takes off his robe and
heads out to ringside with the others as Koscik gets ready to wrestle.]
Doug: Now this is going to be the moneymaker match.
Mark: Yea we have seen each and every title change hand
tonight and this is the match that is going to decided if we will have the
first pay per view in IWA history where every title has changed hands.
Tracy: Well you have to wander how much pressure that is
putting on Koscik.
Mark: That and Man of War. He is the man that has to beat
Koscik. Koscik doesn’t have to beat him.
[Dean
Christian calls for the bell after holding the title up. As the two men go to
lock up , Koscik boots MOW in the gut and hits him with a few quick punches ,
sending him into the ropes and dropping him with a high leg clothesline .
Koscik goes for a scoop slam on MOW as he gets up , but MOW blocks it and
responds with a slam of his own . Koscik scrambles to his feet and the two men
meet in the middle of the ring with fists flying, yet Koscik gains the upper
hand and whips MOW into the ropes for a shoulder block, neither man is giving
up an inch . Punches fly once again , but MOW hits an elbow smash and then
slams Koscik down . MOW goes for a knee drop , but Koscik moves out of the way
, then gets to his feet and hitting a short knee to the ribs. MOW stays up and
ducks a clothesline , booting Koscik in the gut and setting up for a piledriver
. Koscik counters with a back drop and then hammers MOW with an elbow between
the eyes as he tries to counter with a sunset flip.]
Tracy - Action fast and
furious in the early moments of the match . MOW and Koscik are going toe to toe
right now.
Doug - That shoulder
block didn't do much . MOW misses a knee drop , and Koscik up to hit him
quickly with a knee .
Mark - MOW ducks a
clothesline and set up for a piledriver , but Koscik flips him . MOW tried for
a sunset flip, but Koscik nailed him with an elbow .
[Koscik comes off the
ropes with a forearm blow and then sends MOW to the mat with a twirling hip
toss . Koscik comes off the ropes with an elbow drop , but MOW manages to move out of the way and another brawl
erupts as they get back to their feet . Koscik takes control with a turning
back kick and then goes for the whip into the ropes . MOW reverses and hits the
lethal catapult, sending Koscik headfirst into the apron and too the floor .
Koscik is barely moving as MOW comes out and jabs him with swiping forearms ,
then ramming him into the apron . MOW rolls in and breaks the count , then
rolling back out and ramming Koscik into the stairs , and then into the railing
. MOW rams Koscik into the announcer's table and then rolls him back into the
ring . MOW drops an elbow and the makes the cover for two.]
Doug - This match is
still proceeding at a frantic pace , and neither man can seem to get much of an
advantage
Tracy - MOW breaks the
count and then goes on a rampage , slamming Koscik into everything in sight .
Mark - Back into the
ring and drops the elbow - Koscik kicks out . That may have been a big mistake
, he should have just stayed down after that fall he took , but the title is on
the line and nobody wants to lose face in front of this crowd .
[MOW hits a T-Bone
suplex and then a short arm clothesline , then making another cover for two .
MOW latches on with a bear hug in the middle of the ring , and Koscik isn't
looking too good . Koscik eventually manages to break the hold with a head butt
and a sharp punches , but MOW rams him back into the corner with a waist lock .
MOW punches and kicks Koscik down in the corner and then pull him out by the
legs for a Boston Crab . Koscik makes it to the ropes , where MOW waits on him
and then charges with a clothesline . Koscik counters with the Hot Shot and
both men are down . MOW is back up and hooks on a full nelson , but a quick
back kick to the groin breaks that up . Koscik drops MOW with a back elbow and
then hits a falling leg drop . Koscik hammers MOW with lefts and rights as he
gets back up , then hitting a leaping forearm blow off the top rope and
whipping him into the corner - crushing him with a handspring splash . Koscik
brings MOW out of the corner with a snap mare , hits a quick dropkick to the
back of the head and then covers.
Dean: 1,2…
Mark - Koscik kick out
after that suplex , but MOW has the squeeze on him now with a bear hug in the
middle of the ring .
Tracy - Koscik manages
to break out of the hold , but MOW was ready and smashes him back into the
corner with authority .
Doug - Koscik with a
counter , and now a little dirty pool to get back on top of things .
[Koscik goes for an
Irish whip , but MOW reverses into a short knee - followed quickly by a gut
wrench suplex . MOW hits a running power slam and cover,.
Dean:1,2…
[Koscik gets his
shoulder up in time . MOW sends Koscik into the corner for a running shoulder
block , but Koscik slips aside and MOW slams shoulder first into the ring post
. Koscik grabs him and pulls him out , hitting a shoulder breaker and then
making the cover - two only . Koscik lifts MOW onto the top turnbuckle and
begins to climb up after him , but MOW knocks him off with a forearm and then
jabs him in the eye . MOW pulls Koscik up and sends him into the ropes for
clothesline, but Koscik floats over into a sleeper hold . MOW gets to the ropes
for the break , where Koscik attacks with knife edge chops , but MOW rams his
head into the top turnbuckle and then comes off the ropes with a stiff
clothesline . MOW whacks Koscik with kicks as he gets back to his feet and then
sends his into the ropes for a back body drop. MOW goes for a double underhook
suplex , but Koscik counters with a back drop - ramming his back into the corner
and hooking MOW in the tree of woe . Koscik starts to put the boots to MOW, but
the referee moves him back and he lets him get MOW down . Koscik hits a knee
lift and then whips MOW into the corner for a rolling back elbow . Koscik hits
a few front kicks and then steps to the second rope to drop MOW with a
roundhouse to the head . Koscik hits a swinging splash out of the corner for
the cover , but MOW kicks out .Koscik sends MOW into the ropes for a kneeling
spinning back elbow to the gut and then hits a lightening fast DDT . Koscik
almost goes for the cover , but instead heads to the top rope . Koscik comes
off with a flying elbow , but MOW is out of the way and he hits hard . Both men
are back up , but MOW hits a few punches to the midsection and then uses a
leverage move to sling him out of the ring . MOW takes a breather and then
grabs Koscik as he gets back to the apron . Koscik is rammed into the ring post
and flops off to the ground , MOW coming out after him .]
Doug: How many times are
we going to see this match go to the floor?
Tracy: Maybe three or
four. They seem to be pulling out all the stops in this.
Mark: But can you blame
them. This is for the World heavyweight title. Man of War has been here once
before with Justin Blair and eh didn’t get the job done. Yu have to know that
he is more determined to get his first World Heavyweight title reign tonight.
Tracy: Well the momentum
is on his side with the other title changes tonight.
[MOW slams Koscik on the
floor and then rams him into the stairs before rolling back in . Koscik manages
to make it back in before the count , where MOW hits a swinging neck breaker
and then comes off the second rope with a diving elbow to the head . MOW makes
the cover,
Dean:1
[Koscik kicks out . He
gets back to his feet and MOW gets him in a side headlock to try and ram him into the corner , but Koscik shoves
him off into the buckle and the rolls him up for a pin .]
Dean:1,2…
[MOW kicks out nails
Koscik with a rising clothesline and then applies a reverse chin lock . Koscik
grabs the ropes for the break , where MOW pulls him up and hits a slingshot
suplex , floating over into a cover.]
Dean: 1,2..
[Dean’s hand goes down
for three, but Koscik manages to kick out again.]
Doug – He almost won the
title there. Koscik just barely got his shoulder up before dean counted the
three.
Mark – Well close only
counts in Horseshoes and taxes.
Tracy – What? What does
that have to do with anything.
Mark: Let’s just watch
the match.
[MOW pulls Koscik up and
applies a sleeper hold , in the middle of the ring . Koscik ties to drag MOW to
the ropes , but he can't . Next he tries for a jawbreaker , but MOW goes down
with him and now has him scissor . Somehow Koscik finds the strength to keep
his arm up and begins to inch his way to the ropes . Koscik manages to grab the
ropes for the break and MOW lets go . For some reason , MOW and the referee
argue as Koscik crawls to the corner and pulls himself up with the ropes .
Scorch hands him a chair. MOW realizes that he's wasting precious time and charges
Koscik but gets hit with the chair. Koscik looks for Dean to yell for the Dq,
but Dean doesn’t do it. Koscik looks shocked, but not as shocked as he looks
when Mow takes the chair from him and hits him with it twice. Dean then takes
the chair from him and yells for the match to continue. Mow throws Koscik into
the corner and then follows up with a avalanche splash . Koscik ducks out to
the apron and MOW slams into the corner.]
Mark – why is this match
still going on? Koscik hits MOW with a chair and should have gotten Dqed. .
Tracy: Well I guess that
Dean didn’t want such a good match to end with a dq. So he is letting it go.
Doug – But you have to
wonder how far Dean is going to let this match get out of hand.
[MOW gets to the ropes ,
but Koscik smashes him with a short senton and then whips him into the ropes
for a hangman's clothesline. Koscik hits the mat hard and MOW locks Defcon 1
on, but he doesn’t notice that Koscik is too close to the ropes. Dean sees this
and make MOW release the hold. Mow looks extremely frustrated, but goes back to
the attack on Koscik. The tow men trade blows left and right until MOW just
tears into Koscik with Right punch after right punch. MOW then throws Koscik
into the corner again and follows him in only to be met with a kick from
Koscik. This is just what Koscik needs to drop MOW with his Riot breaker. He
goes for the pin.]
Dean: 1,2….
[MOW kicks out right
before Dean’s hand went down for three. Koscik looks shocked.]
Tracy: What the hell! He
kicked out of the Riot Breaker!
Mark: I don’t think
we’ve ever seen anybody kick out of that move before.
Doug: Well it’s happened
tonight and the World Champion has to find some other way to put MOW away if he
wants to retain his title.
[Koscik picks MOW up and
drops him with a clothesline. He follows up with a couple of quick elbow drops.
But doesn’t go for the pin. He picks MOW up again and goes for the Riot Breaker
one more time, but this time he puts his feet on the rope for extra leverage. ]
Tracy: What is he doing?
Mark: He is using the
ropes for extra leverage in the pin and Dean can’t see a damn thing.
Dean: 1,2,3!!!
Tracy: Well Greg Koscik
is still the World Champion, but he had to do some underhanded things to keep
the title.
Mark: You have to wonder
if MOW could have kicked out of the second Riot Breaker if Koscik didn’t use
the ropes?
Doug: Well I guess we’ll
never know now. I just wish that Dean had a better view of what was going on so
he didn’t count the pin.
[Koscik leaves with the
World title and his buddies as the camera goes to what appears to be an
equipment room. Andrew Robinson is there wrapping up some mics into their
cases. He's there alone. Suddenly, there is a shadow that comes over him, and
before he can turn around, a lead pipe cracks right across his back, and Andrew
drops to the ground, as the show goes off the air.]