So, you have picked Wilson...King Of Beers! Well, we must first warn you that Wilson is a very peculiar man but likes to be pampered nevertheless. Listed below is the only package he offers. Although the price is right, it is a funky adventure.
Da Package
This evening with Wilson will be one to remember. After your initial payment of only 12.95, you can expereince the following:
Hang out with Wilson as he verbally assults you for coming into his home without any sort of beer, ale, lager, or malt liquor.
Watch Bones Brigade videos and stay silent as he harrasses Jay Pollard for being an "arayan douchebag" and watch in awe as he consumes more beer than you ever will!
Watch the Star Wars trilogy until 6am
Change his diaper when he shits himself and do not say a word about the task involved.
Discuss at length Demi Moore's armpits
Be quiet
Yes, all these fun filled moments and more! So dont delay!
