SPOKEN LIKE A KING

Your guide to the vocabulary of the Menthol Kings

Here are a basic set of terms used by the Menthol Kings. More will be added as you progress.

Lesson One: The Basics

Shady: 1. Something "risky" involving a sexual encounter. 2. Someone of questionable moral standards and hygiene.

• "No, I used a condom. She was pretty shady."

• "Did you see that girl with Jon? Man, thats shady."

Stunt: 1. an alcohol driven sexual encounter. 2. Fornication involving no respect or future endeavours.

• "She was just a stunt, no big deal."

• "Why did you call that stunt back? Are you nuts?"

Risky: 1. approaching sexual contact with extreme caution (needle users, girls who have had more than 5 sexual partners, women over 25)

• "Whoah, thats some risky buisness man. You better wear 2 condoms."

Tori: 1. An extremely emotional female, perhaps with many psychological problems.

• "She started to Tori on me, so I had to leave."

Sweet Action: 1. Success involving a plan. 2. Good sex

• "Check out the booze supply for the weekend. Thats some sweet action"

• "Oh yeah, she was some sweet action."

Rodeo: 1. Fornication involving severe verbal abuse that leads to holding on to the female as she tries to break loose and end the sex session due to the severity of your comments.

• "Breaking up was easy. I just pulled a rodeo and that was that."

Fancy: 1. A man of questionable sexual preference

• "Steve acts pretty fancy, but I saw him with a girl the other night"

Research: 1. Having sex

• "Did some good research last night."

Call Back: 1. The urge to make communication with a female after intercourse.

• "shes call back action"

Access: 1. The act of getting into a womans panties.

• "Give me access."

Skank: 1. A woman that is sub-par regarding standards set by a Menthol King. 2. A female who hangs out on the Buckhead party scene. 3. A female of questionable cleanliness around the sexual organs. 4. Reference made about unknown women in general.

• "That bass player is such a skank. She makes me sick."

• "Dont worry about feelings, shes a skank."

• "How the hell would I know what she was telling me? Shes a skank!"

Baggage: 1. A woman with a child (or children) which makes a future or immediate relationship (excluding a stunt) impossible.

• "Yeah, shes great, but shes got baggage."

Film Crew(action): 1. A sexual experience that should have been or needs to be documented. (white trash, LA girls, waffle house waitresses)

• "Oh man, she is some 3 man film crew action."

Whippersnappage: 1. any band who makes you violently ill due to their image, sound, and/or background.

• "That band has got some serious whippersnappage going on. I think I want to kill myself."

• "Yeah, they're rich. Definately some whippersnappage."