SPOKEN LIKE A KING

Your guide to the vocabulary of the Menthol Kings

Here are a new set of terms. The Menthol Kings have very detailed ideas on sexual encounters and the participants. Listed below are several categories. By picking things from each category, you can set up a successful pornographic movie script. However, rides and action are primarally used as descriptive terms among the Menthol Kings regarding styles and techniques. This list was compiled as Rex and Otter travelled through England on a smelly train in December of 1997.

Rides-Action-Equipment-Location-Actors/Actresses

Lesson Two: Pornographic Terminology

RIDES

• smooth

• rough

• sweet

• slow

• quick

• slick

• sloppy

• tight

• virgin

Action

• face in the pillow

• fall in

• hardcore

• STD

• No Tell

• Trade Off

• Solo

• No Name

• Ni-Quil

• Rodeo

• Gangsta

• Ski Mask

• Jailbait

• Senior Citizen

Equipment/Location

• Alcohol

• monte carlo backseat

• dormroom

• ditch

• garbage

• office

• waffle house restroom

• Polaroid

• backstage at the Forum

• Van (of course)

• Halfway House

• Rehab Center

• YWCA

• Tool Shed

ACTORS/ACTRESSES

• waffle house staff

• gym coach

• youth pastor

• camper

• firefighter

• clown

• midgets

• oj simpson look alike

• high school bad boy

• Tony Hawk

• animals

• jahovas witness'

• Corky from Life Goes On

• Aboriginees

Of course this list is always subject to updates and suggestions.

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