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December PICKS

when I'm not rocking out to my favorite band ever, Whippersnapper, this is what Im listening to.

1. Ray Conniff Singers-Speak To Me Of Love: Unreal. Mesmerizing. Go to your local thrift store and buy every Ray Conniff album there is. There will be plenty to choose from.

2. Black Sabbath-All Albums made from 1970-1975. Uh, I think I already did this review 3 times already. The best music ever made. Something like that I think. Go find out which one is best for you......SHOW ME!

3. Anal Cunt-Morbid Florist ep & I Like It When You Die- This band rules. I don't care what you think about their music. I think their music is secondary to their message. Most bands are gay and suck and chances are, they will find fault in something you do. No one is safe. If you live on a houseboat, they have a song for you. If you drive an Iroc, if you like 311, if you went to see Everclear, if you have cancer, if you are into pottery, if you play on a softball team, etc etc, they have a song for you. In fact, I insist you visit their page to realize the coolness of this band. They are a breath of fresh air in this age of over serious, PC overkill, boring, "punk" bands. Go now, feel the love of ANAL CUNT

Okay. I must admit my picks seem a bit warped, but as weird as it is, this is the only stuff I have been listening to. However, just to remind you of how lame you are, here are albums you MUST own if you even consider yourself cool. If you don't own at least half these albums, you must be gay or something.

anal cunt reunion.

THE BEST PUNK ALBUMS EVER MADE

Gang Green: Preschool

Poison Idea: Pick Your King

Bad Brains: ROIR Sessions

Dead Fucking Last: Grateful

Black Flag: The First Four Years

Bad Religion: How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

Minor Threat: Discography

Circle Jerks: Group Sex

Reagan Youth: Volume 1

Dead Kennedys: In God We Trust Inc.

The Queers: A Day Late And A Dollar Short

This Is Boston, Not L.A. Compilation

Decline Of Western Civilization Soundtrack

Beastie Boys: Polly Wog Stew EP

Dischord 1981-The Year in 7 Inches: SOA, Government Issue, Youth Brigade(DC), Teen Idles, Minor Threat

Germs: GI

Adolescents: LP

Slayer: Reign In Blood. (yeah, so maybe you may laugh at the idea of them being classified as punk rock, but when "punk" bands these days know as many scales and modes and musical theory as these guys, why the fuck not? At least it has balls. Strung Out has NO balls at all. Slayer does. Yeah, maybe they don't sing about the same shit as Strung Out, but I wouldn't really worry about what 4 bleach blonde shitheads from Southern California have to say anyway. Whats the worst thing that ever happened to Strung Out? When the singers wallet chain got caught in the van door? Uh Slayer rules or something.)