"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirrow, because I bet thats what really throws you into a panic"-SNL
We figure that the cool CEO's at Mattel are going to approach the five crooners one of these days with the suggestion of… yes, an Nsync doll…
Okay with that said, we're wondering, "Just what would these dolls look like?" you ask? Here's the dillyo'…
The Mr. Timberlake Experience Figurine……Jailbait! (thanks mice!)
Accessories:
*Webster's Dictionary of Crunklish- Volumes 1-4 (sorry kids, volumes 5-8 come with the Mr. Timberlake-yeah-sure-I'll-be-the-next-Michael-Jordan Doll- sold separately)
*His own b-ball court so he can practice his mad skillz
*A selection of fine jewerely…. A set of diamond studs (well… cubic zirconia…), three hoops, and a choice of either the Shrine to Nsync necklace or the shrine to diamonds (that he calls a monogram necklace) he's been wearing lately.
*Choice of either UNC basketball jersey or Fubu wear and big ole' baggy pants with room for you AND the guys AND the band AND the roadies… heck, even the fans…
*A wifebeater and Applejacks
*Two pairs of sneakers (additional pairs sold separately)
*Ralph Lauren Condom hat and his Blue Crunky glasses
*Special Features: When you dip his head in cold water, his hair bleaches! Cool! And when you pull his cord, he says "We gonna get this Crunk, foo!"
*Sold Seperately: His chromed out Ruby M-class complete with the special key (ah! Ya' like don't cha!) and a bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you watch BET"
Oh We Oh… He looks just like Buddy Holly….
Here's what you get when you purchase the JC Sha-say doll:
Accessories:
*Five pillows and two stuffed animals to throw up onto the Official Nsync stage (sold separately) for your sleepyhead JC to pick and sleep with
*A bed... the water kind
*Brown Suede leather jacket and a Black leather jacket plus Buddy Holly glasses for the total deja-vu experience
*Speaking of jackets, he also comes with his MMC letter jacket! How neat! And ears, too!
*A player piano that plays all his jaaazzzz versions...
*An easy bake oven so bunbun can make fudge cookies and stuff for the girl who eats everything
*A necklace with his star sign (Leo) on it… plus his hand is specially made to clasp it during performances…
*A collection of Hard Rock Café menus and an Ewok.. (hey he liked Star Wars!)
*Sold Seperately: His Jeep Cherokee Sport with a bumper sticker that says "Honk! (To Wake me up)". Also, his mother with her own car and a bumper sticker that reads "My son beat up your honor roll student with one of his crazy hand gestures."
*Special Features: Pull his cord and he snores! Zzzzzz!
*Pull his other cord and he Mr. Sha-say breaks it down with some of those crazy dance moves from the mmc days...
The Mississippi Albino Doll (AKA: Lansten!)
Accessories:
*Sorry girls, his pants are painted on… but you can have fun changing his shirt from T-Shirt to... another T-Shirt!
*He comes with a Poofu costume! And when you pull the string, he sings the song!
*Dukes of Hazard PJ's! (you know what we're talkin' about Gary if you've seen Kathy Lee lately…)
*Sold Separately: Black Toyata 4-Runner with a bumper sticker that says "I break for Albinos" (thanks NsynLBfan5!)
*A Book that lists excuses BESIDES "cuz I'm from Mississippi"
*Sold Seperately: Toby the Horse
*Cowboy hat and Garth Brooks Cd collection and boots (cuz he's from mississippi)
*Special Feature: Pull the string again and you hear "Girl were you alone?", "Taz 4ever" and "Soybomb"
*Jewelry: That ring he always sports. That thing is huge!
*Sorry! No hairspray included! Duh! Like we want him look all prissy like in the early photos! Nope! He's got the cool spiky hair going on now! (In warm water, it turns blue for all those crazy talk shows!)
*Instead of an Nsync button, he gets a "Kathy-stay-the-heck-away-from-me! Button" (We KNEW you wanted to hear that one!)
Here's…. Piggytails! (thanks again for the name mice!)
Chris's accessories:
*He's dressed in his Disney Concert outfit complete with a rifle so he can go Mississippi Albino hunting!
*Jewelry: He has that silver beaded necklace of course!
*Special Feature: His tattoos show up in warm water and when you move his arm his hair grows so you can cut it with your own pair of scissors (included)! So you can decide whether or not to keep it real and dread it up! Cuz it comes with a weave!
*Sold Separately: Chris's Stand-Up Comedy Stage complete with mic so he can crack you up!
*Two turntables (to go with the microphone)
*His very own rollar-coaster designed by his best friend JRT (that doll sold separately-see above!)
*Like 20 pairs of goggles (more sold separately) *Hats, hats, and more hats... like a crazy sombrero for their NEXT video...
*A dog to ride so he doesn't hurt his face or something....
*We'd give him a car, but this boy "drives his Nikes".
*Pull the string and he tells a joke! Plus, he sings part of "Stayin' Alive" and other high pitched songs and "I sliced it!"
The Joey Faton-ey "The PHat one figurine"
Accessories:
*In case you don't have any Barbie Dolls for Joey to "play" with, the Cheerleaders from the "Here We Go" video are each sold separately
*Jewelry: A collection of Supersized Superman necklaces and PHat earrings…
*Just in case that pesky management drops by, you can get rid of his eyebrow ring with warm water! Neat!
*Superman costume (complete with a phone booth to change in) and tall buildings to leap over...
*Joey's wardrobe selection also includes: A genuine muppet-fur jacket (made from 100% Elmo) and a genuWINE "Hydrogen peroxide Chewbacca Jacket"… plus that crazy Leopard skin jacket from the billboards ….
*Special Features: Pull the string and he spits out your favorite pick-up lines! (Don't worry Mom&Dad, we have a special version that just does the Bobby voice instead!)
*His own Italian restaurant called "Fa-tohn-es"
*A pool full of Jell-O outback of the restaurant!
*A black book
Layta' Dayz Kidz and Peace Out Foo's*, Jo and Amy...(and Trace)
*we use the offical Crunklish dictionary cuz Lance is from Mississippi
