(sources say this will air in February...)
Hey Guys! Guess what!? We have a friend who went to the taping of "Loveline" when the guys were on... And we have a transcript! You ask how? Well, she can write pretty fast. Anyway... it's not exact, because granted, she had to write quickly, but it's pretty much all there. Enjoy!
Adam Coralla: Hi and welcome to Loveline... I'm Adam and this is Dr. Drew.
Dr. Drew: Hi, I think I know everything.
Adam: Today on the show we have 'NSync. (screams from the audience)
Adam: I must say, though, that if you are under the age of fifteen, this material is too graphic for you and you must leave now, sorry.
(over half the audience was escorted out at this point)
Dr. Drew: Okay, now that it's safe to bring them out, here's 'NSync to help us answer the calls.
(I think Adam laughed here - - no wait - - yeah - - he most definitely did.)
Adam: So, here's Justin and four other guys.
Chris: Hey
Lance: Howdy
JC: What's up peeps?
Joey: How ya' doing?
Justin: Yo Yo Yo!!! Whaddup?!! Let's make some no-oise!
Adam: Hey Justin this isn't Soul Train.
Justin: Yo, wassup wit' dat?
Lance: Umm.. Justin, you forgot the "y'all"..
Justin: Oh yeah... Yo, wassup wit' dat y'all?
Adam: This is gonna be a loooooong show..
Dr. Drew: Let's take our first caller.
Caller#1: Hi, this is Tiffany. Umm... Last weekend both me and my brother broke our relationships, and we were both pretty sad. Well, we were in the house alone together, and we ended up having sex. What should I do?
Lance: About what?
Chris: Lance, she slept with her brother.
Lance: Wait Chris.. let her finish... she hasn't told us her problem yet.
Joey: Lance, she slept with her brother!
Chris: Nevermind Lance... well, so do you have feelings for him or is this a first time and only thing? I think what is being established here is the Freudian concept of...
Justin: Oh Chris, shove it yo. We know that you want to put your psych degree to use and all, but, yo, that ain't gonna happen...
Chris: Oh yeah? Well why don't YOU stop talking all ghetto!
Justin: Man, this be where I'm from yo'!!!
Chris: Uh-huh... right... I forgot that the Crypts relocated to Memphis... in honor of Elvis, right?
Joey: Yeah, man... I'm the only one from the hood here... I should be the one saying "yo" and all that...
Justin: Well maybe if you could say a word or two without stuttering maybe you could be speaking like th-is...you see what I'm saying?
Joey: Whatever homeboy...
Caller#1: Um... guys... my question?
Lance: What question??????!!!!!!
Dr. Drew: Um... we're going to go to the next caller. Susan, are you there?
Susan: Yeah, I'm here. Um... well, I was doing the oral thing and I got some...uh... you know.. on my dress and it stained... how can I get it out?
Adam: JC? You're from DC, right? Why don't you answer this one...
JC: snore.....
Adam: JC? JC?
Chris: Were you smoking cigars? ha ha ha I'm so funny! cigars! ha ha!
Lance: Wait, WHAT was she doing???
(Joey whispered something in his ear)
Lance: Do what now?!?
(Joey whispered something in his ear)
Lance: THAT'S SICK!!!
Adam: Ummmmm... next caller...
Caller #3: Yeah, I just wanted to know... Why the heck do you guys brag about where you're from???
Lance: : Cuz I'm from...
Caller#3: Yeah, Lance we know you're from Mississippi...
Lance: Oh... okay... I guess that I can stop reminding people then.
Caller#3: Yeah, anyway... and then there's the two from the ghetto...
Justin: Yeah!!! Represent dawwwg!
Caller#3: Actually, I was talking about Joey and JC but whatever helps you sleep at night... Anyway, and then there's the two from like hickville, USA....
Lance: Actually, I'm from Laurel, Mississippi.
Audience: We know Lance!!!!
Caller #3: And then there's good ole' Chris from PA living in an Amish paradise...
Chris: Just because I didn't have running water as a kid... Ha-ha-ha... um... My wife and two kids don't appreciate that....
Justin:We don't raise the barn.. we raise the roof yo'! Ha-ha!
Caller#3: Ummmm... Yeah whatever... Justin face it... You're from hickville.
Justin: Naw foo'...
Caller#3: Ummm... Yeah... You are. Your parents STILL go to Denny's... you're loaded... and they go to Denny's?!? Why not Shoney's then? They have an all you can eat Buffet at least.
Justin:Whateva'...Denny's be tight young...
Adam: Um... Did I miss something or our we still doing a show about giving sex advice on TV here? Cuz that's why I'm here... I really don't care about Justin's grassroots.
Dr. Drew: Next caller.
Caller #4: Umm.... yeah. This is Scott and I was wondering what the best positions and places would be for me and my girlfriend...
Joey: Oh that's easy. Is she really flexible?
Dr. Drew: Well, that's all the time we have for today...
JO*AMY
*We use the official Crunklish dictionary cuz' Lance is from Mississippi...
**This was based on a Conversation between Amy and Tracy (smileytg) and written by Joanne....also, the part about JC sleeping was Jillian's (wuzmade4u) idea
*** We love *Nsync, we ADORE them.... so no hatemail!! :o)
Remember, everyone has flaws and we're all much better off if we can laugh at ourselves! ***
