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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for... Blood plasma!! |
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No piece of paper can be folded in half ... more than seven (7) times! |
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes! |
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You burn more calories sleeping ... than you do watching television! |
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Oak trees do not produce acorns . . . until they are fifty (50) years of age or older! |
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The first product to have a bar code . . . was Wrigley's gum! |
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The King of Hearts is the only king . . . WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE! |
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive . . . from each salad served in first-class! |
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Venus is the only planet . . . that rotates clockwise! (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) |
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Apples, not caffeine, . . . are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. |
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Most dust particles in your house are made from . . . DEAD SKIN! |
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company . . . died of lung cancer. . . . So did the first "Marlboro Man." |
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Walt Disney was afraid . . . OF MICE! |
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PEARLS MELT . . . IN VINEGAR! |
The three most valuable brand names on earth: . . . Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser! (in that order) (Notice the absence of Micro$oft and $tarbuck$) |
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs . . . but, not downstairs! |
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, . . . and no one knows why! |
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet . . . to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush! (BLEAH!) (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) |
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Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president . . . whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal!" |
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The second ? . . . William Jefferson Clinton (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!) |
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And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts! (I know some people like that, don't YOU?) |
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