A SONG FOR MEN AND
ABOUT MEN
(To the tune of "Blowing In The Wind")
How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take
'til he knows...
He has seen The Three Stooges enough?
The answer my friend,
I cannot comprehend...
The answer, I cannot comprehend.
How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?
How many sounds can a
man's body make...
Before he sleeps on the couch?
The answer my friend,
Is take two aspirin...
The answer is take two aspirin.
Why when we go for a romantic drive
Do we wind up at Home Depot again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land on cold porcelain?
How men really feel is mystery to me
And probably a mystery to them.
The answer girlfriend,
Escapes me again...
The answer escapes me again.
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