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How To Know If A Woman Is Suffering From
PreMENstrual Syndrome

(Also known to men as
"Pack My Suitcase" Time)



She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.



She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.



She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.



She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.



She retains more water than Lake Superior.



She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."



She buys you a new T-shirt -- with a bulls-eye on the front.



You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says, "All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"



She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.



She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.











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