Welcome to the home of the Crangelag, the servant of the Jolly Llama, knower of all and the helper of many.
The Jolly Llama will now answer your question. From the time that you send in your request it will take the llama's servant, Crangelag, a while to relay the message. The Jolly Llama will then send you his enlightening answer direct to you via email. The llama is very busy, so it could take up to 72 hours. However, in most cases it should take no more than 24. Please limit your questions to ones of little factual importance, but questions of fortune or philosophy. Trivial questions may not be answered. Thank you for your cooperation. To submit your question, please click the llama below.
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