The Thomas Crown Affair is about a man named Thomas Crown (played by Pierce Brosnan), who owns a Museum (or two). He engineers a plot to steal a hundred million dollar painting, and pulls it off successfully.

In comes the Cavalry, led by Detective Michael Somethingorother (PLayed by Denis Leary) and a bounty hunter named Something Else (played by Rene Russo- sorry, I canÕt remember her characterÕs name).

Rene Russo begins to get involved with Crown, to get him to admit to her that he did it.

Unfortunately, she gets too involved, and falls in love with him.

Then, the police come up with a plan to catch him. A rather ingenius scheme, and Crown comes up with an even more ingenius plan to outwit them.

Does he get caught? Does he escape? What happens to the painting? What ha[[ens to ReneÕs and PierceÕs love?

CanÕt tell. That would spoil it.

As a movie, I give it 3 1/2 Field Mice. It was interesting, but not overly so.

There were three or four instances of cursing, and one hetero sex scene in which you see ReneÕs breasts, and PierceÕs rear, so as a Morality rating, i give it 2 Field Mice.

And, as always, Ebert can have the balcony, The Sneak Previews guys can have the aisle seats, I want the exact middle.

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