Joey's Pickup Lines
Hey everyone! Welcome to Joey's Pickup line guide! Got one I missed? Send it my way!Enjoey
1. I wanna melt in your mouth, not in your hands
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams I want to call your mom and thank her.
3. Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Haha what if they say "yes"?
4. Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear. Well well well isn't this one well thought of?
5. Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Now doesnt this one sound like Joey?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. HAHA
8. You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
9. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor. This one is interesting!
10. My name's [state your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's [state your name], but you can call me "Superman".
12. Nice legs. Let's eat out! sad to say but my brother tought me this one :)
13. What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a do it?? ["No."] You don't like pizza??
14. Can I flirt with you?? Ha ha this is SOOO a Joey question!
15. Your dad must've been a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns. I have to admit this on is kinda cute
16.*Looking at her shirt tag* When she ask, "What are you doing?" Reply, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." Aww this is kinda sweet :)
17. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? heh heh
19. *Grabbing her ass* Pardon me, is this seat taken??
20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
21. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart. Awww this is CUTE!!
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up. ROTFLMAO!
24. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
26. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these clothes?
27. *Tap your thigh.* You just think this is my leg.
28. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? cute
29. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
30. I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away.
Got one I dont? Please send it my way! Ill give you credit.
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