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This is a very interesing take on telling your friends and family you are "with child". We find our heroes talking about how Joxer keeps staring at Gabby and Xena has been dozing off. They find an injured horse caught in a bear trap. they take him to a the town of Spamona. SPA-mona, they are famous for their hot springs! Xena meets up with an old friend, Talia, and they eat. Xena has raw fish and raspberry jam. Mmmmmmmm, yummy. Then we find out that a bad guy named Darkon is coming into town. amarice meets Armond when she almost drowns him in a tub of water. Joxer comes in and insults her so she tries to leave and slips on the floor. The guys all laugh and she uses a certain
four-letter word. She talks to Xena and Gabby about it and Armond talks to Joxer about it. Xena goes to see a healer that tells her she is pregnant. Then the healer is practically choked to death when she explains that she is not "up the duff". She asks "whats your diagnosis now?" He replies cleverly "Mood Swings!" Gab is a;; trying to make friends with the horse and it
does'nt like her. Xena checks her stomach out then says "Quack!". Gab talks to Armond about how he hurt Amarice's feelings then Xena looks at some flowers
and a teddy bear. Oh little Cutie! so Xena tells Talia that she should help with Darkon. she says Darkon is her husband and Xena should'nt help cause
she's pregnant. Xena is all shocked n stuff and Talia says "Wake up and smell the diapers." Xena goes to a bar and gets moody when a guy laughs at her for wanting milk. Amarice needs help (she also needs mental help in my IMO) and Xena tells Armond she'll "have his hyde" if he hurts her. Armond and Amarice talk and she gets mad and they kiss. Joxer comes in and Amarice and Armond walk out. Gabrielle makes friends with her horse and Xena tells Argo she is
pregnant. Armond gets mad at Amarice and they seek out Xena. The best thing in the whole episode is when they are all in the stable and Xena interrupts and screams she is preggers (its at least better than the
Xena-Alti-Home-Pregnancy-Prediction-Test). Gab asks how and who and Xena doe'snt know. They hug and so does Amarice. Joxer tells them that Darkon is
comming. they all get ready to fight. Armond and Amarice talk about them and being scared they kiss. Blah blah blah! Gabrielle suggests that its Ares or
Hercules who did it. Then Darkon (the ugliest guy on the Xenaverse) comes into town. He and his better half have a duel and start to fight. Xena, Gab and all the crew fight the bad guys. Talia beats Darkon and Amarice and Armond kiss. gab and Xena talk about having a new horse and a new family. They ride out together in the old Xena fashion. Boy I miss the old days when Xena was young, Gab was less anoying and we did'nt have Amarice or Armond! My rating? A
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