Captain Cheerleader (fighting evil with a cheery twist)

Who is captain cheerleader, Gabe?

Well, for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 16 years, Captain Cheerleader is only the most famous and powerful super hero around. She strikes down upon evil with great vengeance, and a cheery twist. How, you say? With an uplifting spirit and a heart for justice. Her intimidating, yet fun-packed, cheers put criminals in their place. All I have to say is: When you hear the cheer, you had better fear.

Who is the REAL Captain Cheerleader?

You've twisted my arm. I'm not supposed to say, but you look like the trustworthy type. The real Captain Cheerleader is none other than.......Alanna Miller! Yes, this so called "ordinary seaquam student" is really the most cheerful super hero ever to walk the face of the earth! By day, she is an "average" high school student, but at night she transforms into the heroine we all know and love. Of course you have to keep this highly classified info on the d-low.

What is it that gives her that edge?

Well, I'm glad you asked. It's innovative ideas and stunningly effective attacks/cheers that give Captain Cheerleader her "edge." Moves like the pom-pom attack, the flying kick, and the cartwheel deluxe put the Captain a cut above the competition.

How can I too become a cheerleader?

To answer that question, here's the list of attributes that coaches look for.

(Hey Alanna, by the way, you know I'm just kidding)

If you too follow these simple steps, you will soon be on you way to professional cheerleading. Just remember to ask yourself this question: Would Captain Cheerleader do it?

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