Gorca the Mighty
Ruler of all that is holy
Self Employed
Welcome to my holy page. All questions shall be answered.
I am Gorca; a goat bodied, giraffe necked, killer whale for-a-head, stick-for-a-tail, square wheels-for-feet, spiritual being. I am God.
We are in search of true religious fulfillment. We are the only religion on the true path. First of all, we don't confine ourselves to a church; we prefer to worship in a derailed ski gondola, placed conveniently in a peaceful meadow. Secondly, We have the holiest of holy men as our priest: Bill, a plumber, from Massachusetts. The Gorcian religion truly allows our souls to be free.
The rules are simple. They are as follows:
When one goes against the true will of God, he must be punished. That's why if you break the rules, you are put in a nuclear chamber and mutated into a deformed Gorca. Basically, don't break the rules.
This is the symbol of our religion. It is a square wheel, in honour of Gorca's great feet.