I truly love you Conan Sword
When I'm with you I'm never bored
I think about you day and night
I'm gloomy when you're out of sight
I try to hold you every hour
Because you're filled with magic power
You cut through glass, and steel, and bone
With you I'll truly earn a throne
You look so shiny, smooth, and sharp
When I see you I hear a harp
You are construed with diamond jewels
When I'm with you I break the rules
Of physics, light, and gravity
O Conan Sword, you set me free
From evil monsters left and right
With you I'll truly win the fight