The Satanic Demons Known As Clowns

This page is here to talk about, and deal with, the most overlooked problem ever to face the universe. Of course, I am talking about clowns, the one true enemy of all Gorcians. Have you ever gone to get your glasses, and they weren't where you put them? Well, a clown moved them. Have you ever seen a young child crying? That was because a clown made himself invisible (except to small children) and revealed his fangs. Have you ever fallen down the stairs, putting you in an uncomfortable body cast? Well, a clown pushed you.

This horrible problem has been ignored for too long. We no longer can sit around and hope for the problem to solve itself, we must take action. I, as Master Of The Universe, am responsible for keeping the universe safe. I know it won't happen over night, but I feel that the threat of clowns can eventually be demolished. First of all, we must take it one step at a time. The first step is informing others of the problem. That is what this web site is for.

Now that we are all aware of the demonic presence of clowns, we can give you all the information. First of all, clowns are everywhere. They are shapeshifters and can hide behind objects of any shape and size. They live in caves but never sleep. Clowns think as a collective unit, similar to the borg. Clowns are the coming of the apocolypse.

If this doesn't scare you enough, then perhaps I should inform you of their queen. The Queen Clown is none other than: MRS. MCGREGOR!!! Yes, this so called "english teacher" is really a clown in disguise. Don't let your guard down, or SHE'LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Good Gorca, they are crazy!

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