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On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.


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Q: What do you call a cat with a machine gun?
  A: Sir.

Q: Why is Stevie Wonder's right leg yellow?  A: Because his dog is blind, too.


A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
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Three male dogs were in a park. A beautiful female poodle came walking by, and they began fighting over her affections. She then told them, "I can only have one of you for a boyfriend. I will choose the one that makes up the most creative sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'.The German Shepherd said, "I love liver and cheese." The Doberman said, "I hate liver and cheese." But the Chihuahua said, "Liver alone; cheese mine!"



Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one. "Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the second. "O.K." said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."

Ben and Jake, two college students, bought a parrot from a pet shop. The parrot was highly intelligent, but all he ever did was swear. He had an amazing vocabulary. He could swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. At first the two room mates thought it was the coolest bird ever, but after days and nights of constant verbal abuse and obscenities, even the students couldn't take it anymore. "Dude, we gonna have to teach that bird a lesson," Ben said. He grabbed the parrot by the neck and stuck him in the refrigerator. "That'll cool him off a bit!" For the first few seconds all hell seemed to break loose. The bird kicked and clawed and thrashed. Then suddenly everything was very quiet. The two students started to worry that the bird might be hurt, so Jake opened the fridge. The parrot calmly climbed onto Jake's outstretched arm and said in a very polite manner: "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." Ben and Jake were totally amazed.  They couldn't understand the transformation that had come over the parrot. After a few minutes the parrot asked: "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

Brave Pig
A farmer was in the pub bragging about his pig. "That animal saved my life twice" he said. "Once I fell into the river and he jumped in and dragged me to the bank. Another time my house caught on fire and he ran in and saved me, the wife and kids." The farmer passes around a picture of the miraculous animal. One of the guys notices the pig is missing a leg. "Which accident did the pig lose its leg in?" he asks. "Neither. An animal like that you don't eat all at once"

A duck walks into a shop and says "Have you got any nails?" The shopkeeper says, "No" The duck says "Got any nails?" The shopkeeper, looking frustrated shouts, "NO!" So the duck says, "Got any nails?" The shopkeeper says, "If you say that again, I'll hit you with my hammer" So the duck says, "Got a hammer?" The shopkeeper says, "no" So the duck goes, "got any nails?"

Two Irishmen on safari come across a pride of lions who start eyeing them hungrily from a "safe" distance. Sean reaches into his rucksack, pulls out a pair of running shoes, and starts putting them on hurriedly. Patrick turns to him and laughingly says, "Don't be silly Sean, you'll never outrun a lion!!" "No",says Sean, "but I'll outrun you!!!"

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Meet my Pikachu's: "Boo Boo", "Lee" & "TJ". They're not the greatest dancers, but they are soo cute! (they must be part cat!)



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A KITTEN'S PRAYER
Now I lay me down to sleep The king-size bed is soft and deep... I sleep right in the center groove My human cannot hardly move!
I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight; And here is where I pass the night. No one disturbs me or dares intrude Til morning comes, and I want "Food"
! I sneak up slowly to begin My nibbles on my human's chin. She wakes up quickly! I have sharp teeth- And my claws I will unsheath!
For the morning's here and its time to play! I always seem to get my way. So thank you, Lord, for giving me This human person that I see;
The one who hugs me and holds me tight And sacrifices her bed at night!

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This beautiful egg was given to me by my good friend, Jack!




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