1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no
fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no
taste!
4. The grass is greener on the other side of
the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for
all its worth!
7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all
your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate
fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every
day.