Now I lay me down to sleep
One good man who's sweet as pie,
Is super rich like Michael J
no matrimony or honeymoon;
If I die before I meet Mr. right,
The single life is not so bad
No more makeup, won't comb my hair,
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man
one without a wedding band.
who brushed his teeth and doesn't
lie.
who dresses neat and doesn't smell,
and is sexy like my man Denzel.
on second thought, that's ok.
Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
no fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please,
God, don't let me go out
that way.
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
he'd probably be just some schmuck.
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown,
besides I like my toilet seat down.
so never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine
so what's up, girlfriend?