A fab little band moved into the neighborhood
Kept Houck's rocking all night, standin' there looking good
All the new Roachfans screamed when they came into sight
They would chase and scream after those poor boys all night...
Well, chase those Roaches up the stairs,
Then they tried to get up there!
Now Roachfans, behave yourselfs!
All the little girls go crazy over this Beatle Tribute Band,
And this screaming is getting a little bit outta hand...
Well, the Roaches play all night until they're ready to poop,
From rockin' and rollin' and running away, too.
Well, all this chasing's gotta stop,
Don't run after the Mop Tops!
Now Roachfans, behave yourselves!
Gonna tell your momma, better listen to what I've said,
Just be nice and don't chase them around after the first set.
Don't interrupt conversations or do rude things like that,
And remember to be nice when you're getting a Roach autograph.
And no more chasing of Mop Tops
All this nonsense has gotta stop!
Now Roachfans, behave yourselves!
