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BAFFLE-GAB THESAURUS
MAIN • SCHOLAR• BAFFLE-GAB THESAURUS
As any self-respecting bureaucrat knows, it is bad form indeed to
use a single, simple word when six or seven obfuscating ones will
do.But
where is the Washington phrasemaker to turn if he is hung up for
what Horace called "words a foot and a half long"?
Simple. Just glance at the Systematic Buzz Phrase Projector, or
S.B.P.P.
The S.B.P.P. has aptly obscure origins but appears to come from a Royal Canadian Air Force listing of fuzzy phrases. It was popularized in Washington by Philip Broughton, a U. S. Public Health Service official, who circulated it among civil servants and businessmen. A sort of mini-thesaurus of baffle-gab, it consists of a three-colum list of 30 overused but appropriately
portentous words. Whenever a GS-14 or deputy assistant secretary needs an opaque phrase, he need only think of a three digit number-any one will do as well as the next-and select the corresponding "buzz words" from the three columns. For example, 257 produces Systematized logistical
projection," which has the ring of absolute authority and means absolutely nothing.
Broughton's baffle-gab guide:
A
0)
Integrated
1)
Total
2)
Systematized
3)
Parallel
4)
Functional
5)
Responsive
6)
Optional
7)
Synchronized
8)
Compatible
9)
Balanced
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B
Management
Organizational
Monitored
Reciprocal
Digital
Logistical
Transitional
Incremental
Third-Generation
Policy
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C
Options
Flexibility
Capability
Mobility
Programming
Concept
Time-Phase
Projection
Hardware
Contingency
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As this was originally written in 1968, you can see that it is by no means exhaustive, so feel free to ad as needed!
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