What Women SAY...
And What They Really MEAN
At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
You want...
YOU want.
We need...
I want.
It's your decision...
The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want...
You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk...
I need to complain.
Sure...Go ahead...
I REALLY don't want you to.
I'm not upset...
Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly...
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight...
Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights...
I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient...
I want a new house.
I want new curtains...
And carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes...
The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there...
No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise...
I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?
I'm going to ask for something expensive.
HOW much do you love me?
I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute...
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat?
Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate...
Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?
[Too late, you're dead]
Yes...
No
No...
No
Maybe...
No
I'm sorry...
YOU'LL be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby?
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling!
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important!
All we're going to buy is a soap dish...
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocketbooks, and oh my goodness, those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
(The answers to "What's wrong?")
The same old thing...
Nothing
Nothing...Everything
Nothing, really-
It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it...
Go away, I'm still building up steam
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