This was something goofy I thought up after listening to a Jeff Foxworthy CD. I could just SEE this happening.
" Oh no!" Came the dull moan of Jean. She had brought Evan, Kurt and Kitty wih her to the supermarket to shop. Now, they reached....the cereal isle. That dreaded isle where kids lose their minds!
She thought she'd be slick and simply put a box of rice crispies in the cart. But, no. Not with three wild teammates on the lose.
" Rice crispies?" Kurt asked, " Get the frosted flakes!"
" Like, eww!" From Kitty, " Get the honey almond bran."
" You're full of enough crap as it is!" Evan retorted, " Jean, get the Reese's cereal."
" But, frosted flakes are grrrrrrrrreat!" Kurt imitated, holding up the box, " Tony says so!"
" So totally artificial!" From an annoyed Kitty. " Honey almond bran is good for you!"
" But Reese's taste good!" Retorted Evan.
" He's the one and only tiger!" Kurt whined, pointing to the tiger on the box.
" It's healthy!" Kitty cried, throwing herbox in the cart.
" No!" Evan sighed, tossing the box out of the cart, replacing it with his own. " It's Reese's for breakfast!"
The three began to argue in such a way they were no longer understood. They rolled around the isle, battling for cereal supremecy. Jean watched long enough in silence. " Where are your parents?!" She cried out, tossing the three boxes out of the cart and walking off with the rice crispies.
" Well, no need to get vocal!" Evan scolded.
" Like, what's up with her?" From Kitty.
" Seems we have a problem intellectualizing on the brand of cereal to buy," Kurt smiled.
" She got the rice crispies again," Evan sighed. " Snap!"
" Crackle!" Kitty smiled.
" POP!" Kurt cheered, using the opportunity to teleport to the enxt isle. When the other two caught up, Kurt leaped into Evan's arms with a girlie scream...a sight similar to any Scooby Doo episode. Both screamed out again in male unison, " NO!"
The girls turned and glanced at them confused.
" Not here!" From Evan.
" We can't take it!" From Kurt. Both cried out again in male unison, " We just can't take the feminine products isle!"
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