The Till Lindemann Scrapbook
Here are a few pics of the sexy Till Lindemann, ring leader of Rammstein. Below each pic is a description of each situation depicted. (we swear we didn't make any of this up,ok maybe we did!!)
One day Till decided to take a nice stroll in the park. As he sat down to relax,he notices a Chinese newspaper someone had left behind. "Wow,that's weird." thought Till,"I never thought I would see a Chinese newspaper here in Berlin. I don't know chinese,but I will pretend to read it to pick up chicks. Chicks like smart man." Yes,Till,indeed we do!
Good looking and smart!
"SAY NO TO CRACK" has a whole new meaning now. Would ya take a look at Till? Look at that! Going down the slide, a shit-eating grin on his face, and his butt is showing! For the love of god pull your speedo up Till!!!
This is a picture taken of Till after Anja left him. "Why, why did she leave me? I gave her everything, I loved her, I didn't cheat on her! *yeah right* Oh, My Life stinks right now, I think I'll go get wasted in front of a bottle of simirnoff! I'm not worth much else!"~I'm sure they all feel sorry for you Tilly......YEAH RIGHT!!!
"Du Rieschst so Gut"....or not! "Deodorant? Nah, don't believe in it!"....."hey, what did you ask me now? When's the last time I bathed? Uh, um, oh...I can't remember that far back! Hey, where are you running off to holding your nose?!!"~Till's obviously going to have some problems here if he wants to attract the ladies, ain't that right? Here's a hint Till: TAKE SHOWERS EVERY DAY AND IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AND HOLY, USE DEODORANT!!!
Holy Crap! What happened to Till now?.....Did he just go to bed with that really big guy's wife over there? No wonder! Till, somebody better clean you up!
OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh! Looks like Tilly's putting on some weight doesn't it? "Hey, zose cakes ver just too gut to waste!"
What's the matter with Till now? He looks cold? And we all know what happens when he gets cold!
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Till in his favorite place of all-Boobieland!
Special thanks goes to Astro@Ichwill)
"LALALALALA YADA YADA YADA! I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOUR SAYING TO MEEEEEE!"~~Alright, alright, fine Till! You don't HAVE to take a bath!
This reminds me of a driver's license or passport picture-even the most good-looking person is going to have a bad picture. Don't worry Till,mine doesn't look too hot either!!
It happens to all of us!
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