Now I dont' know what you've been told, or read in the scandal sheets on this, but let me tell you this: It's all a pile of B.S. See, I'm one of the very few who know the truth, and I'm gonna let you in on it. So now, I give you, the REAL story behind Till and Anja's relationship!

It all started about 3 years ago. (of course, how long they were together prior to that, one can only guess) The story, takes place in a hotel room, of all places! (when you think about it though, it's not all that surprising, you all know what Till's reputation is!) Anyway, back to the story. Anja had been waiting in the hotel room for quite some time, and he still hadn't come back yet. She was getting a little worried. "Oh! That stupid man, where can he be at?!", she said, while pacing back and forth. "Don't worry, he'll come crawling back sooner or later", said the maid. "He better!" Another hour passed by, and still he hadn't came back. Just then, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it!", screamed Anja. "It's your Tilly!", he said. "COME IN!", she shouted back to him. Till, who was stinkin' drunk (and I do mean that literally, for he appeared to have shit his pants) staggered in the room. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!", roared Anja. "I....", before Till could answer, Anja screamed at him "YOU DONT' HAVE TO TELL ME, I KNOW VERY WELL WHAT YOU WERE UP TO! OUT DRINKING AGAIN HUH? AND WHAT'S THAT I SEE?!!", she pointed to his face, where there were lipstick smears, "Out with another woman no doubt! Oh, and look, your fly is down. I wonder what you've been up to?", she said to him. "Anja, my love...please let me explain...", Till then was at complete loss of words, there was a long, uncomfortable silence, and then....SMACK! She hit him across the face with her right hand, then again, and again. "YOU, TILLY, YOU....FILTHY, FILTHY MAN! YOU DISGUST ME, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE! I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, TILL....YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND AGAIN", she said viscously to him, while backing him into a corner of the room, "HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME! THIS IS THE LAST TIME, TILL, NO MORE SECOND CHANCES! GET OUT OF HERE, AND NEVER COME BACK!", she shouted, and punched him in the balls. Till fell to the floor, quivering in fear. Anja then gave him a good hard kick in the rear end, and he ran off on all fours out the door, and she never saw him again.

Then, a few days later, Anja appeared on a talk show. And as I am a person who keeps to my word, I'll leave out no deatails of what she said. But I warn you, it's enough to make one cry, or vomit!

Host: "Today on the show, we have a very special guest, here to talk about how she dumped an un-grateful boyfriend and freed herself to start a new life. Please welcome, ANJA KOSELING!"

Anja: "Hello. Yeah, I certainly did dump his sorry ass!"

Host: "Now, I'm just curious, but what has the relationship been like when you first met him, up to when you left him?"

Anja: "Well, when I first met him, he was such a sweet guy. He did things for me, like buy flowers, take me out, very romantic I might add. When I fist saw him, I couldn't take my eyes off him! I thought he was THE ONE, but I was wrong."

Host: "Tell me, what did he start to do differently as you were together more often?"

Anja: "After a while, the flame died out. He started spending more time with Rammstein than he did with me. They went out, drank, chased women, and he even brought the women home with him, and in my bed!!" (The whole audience feels sorry for her)

Host: "So, how was it when you decided to break up with him?"

Anja: "Oh, I admit it wasn't easy. He still had that certain charm about him. But when I saw him come in, blind drunk, I knew it was so over, and I kicked him out!"

Host: "Wow. Lets ask the audience for their opinion."(some fat lady raises her hand to talk),"yes, Miss, What do you have to say?"

Lady: "I just want to say that Anja, you are a very brave woman to stand up to him like that. You don't have to put up with his crap no more, you deserve better. Guys like him are scum! I'm proud of you!"

Anja: "Well, it had to be done sooner or later!"

Host: "Did he ever beat you?"

Anja: "Yes....he did! (the audience is horrified)When he came home drunk, and that was most of the time, he'd be a big baby and want his way, and thought he was so tough!"

Host: "oh, I'm very sorry about that!"

Anja: "Dont' be. Till's the one who's sorry now!"

And that's how the talk show went. It sickens me to hear someone say such lies like that, especially about an innocent man like Till. If anyone was beating anyone, she was beating HIM. Here, is Till's (the TRUE) version of the story.

Till walks into a flower shop, looking very depressed and sad. The guy that worked there (he was probably gay)noticed this and asked him what was wrong. Till said, "Oh, I just feel so bad about my girlfriend." "Tell me about it?", said the worker. "Vell, It seems zat nozing I do can ever please her. Last night, I forgot to call on ze phone and tell her vere I vas, and she.....she hit me over ze head vis a vase!", Till howled. "Oh, you poor thing!", said the worker, while he rubbed Till's back. Till began to feel uneasy, and backed away. "Ja. She ist alvays mean to me! No matter how hard I try to please her, she alvays hurts me. I dont' know vat I do wrong?", Till starts crying. "Well, let me tell you this", said the worker, "I'll let you take these flowers to her for free. You don't deserve to be treated like this!" "Zank you!", said Till, and he left.

Unfortuneatly for Till, he decided to take a little trip to the bar on the corner, and what he did after that, we dont' really know.