Till 4 Prez

*Idea taken from a scene on Saturday Night Live*

Till wakes up at 5:30pm, surrounded by bottles of Scotch and Vodka, and the worlds biggest hangover. He throws one leg over the bed onto the floor, and sits up. Then he realizes he doesn't feel so good. He quickly runs to the bathroom to puke his guts out. *vomiting noise*

Then as soon as Till has nothing left inside him, face down in the porcelain, he hears a knock at the door. "Come in", said Till The man walks in.

"Feeling better?", he asked Till. "Ja!....vait a minuit? Who are you? and Vere am I?"

"Well, Mr. Lindemann...to put it simply, you got pissed drunk, ran for president, and won."

"VAT?!!", screamed Till, and sobered up very fast.

"Till, you are the president of Germany and have been for the past 5 years."

"How is zat possible?", Till asked "Well, lets just say, you were lots more popular than the other guy. You came in to give your speech, and when one of your interviewers asked what you would do to settle a problem between other countries you said, "BEHAVE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FREAKIN' HEADS OFF!"

"I said vreakin'?"

"No...but as I am a religious man I will not repeat what you really said."

"Oh..but how could I have became president? I vas flat-ass broke! I used to butter bagels for a living!", said Till.

"Well...it seems I'll have to tell you the story again then huh? Oh gosh darn-it! Look at the time, you've got a speech to give in 15 minuits! Better put your clothes back on!"

"OH, ja zats right!...vait a minuit..I don't know how to give a speech!", said Till

"Don't worry, you'll do just fine!", he said and handed Till a bottle of Simirnoff.

part 2