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A weekly newsletter for all EGs.
Issue: #34 4-13-98 Part: #1
Table of Contents:
part 1:
1-Highlights
2-Member of the Week
3-Ranks
4-Promotions
5-Demotions
6-Meetings
7-This Week's EB Prize Give-Away
8-This Week's EarthBound Vote
9-This Week's EarthBound Tip
10-This Week's EarthBound Screw-up
11-This Week's EarthBound "What if?"
12-This Week's EarthBound Comparison
13-This Week's EarthBound Thought
14-This Week's EarthBound 64 News
part 2:
15-This Week's EarthBound Macro
16-This Week's EarthBound Story
17-Cool EarthBound Screen Name of the Week
18-Who am I?
19-Disapearing EB Gang Members
20-Advertisements
21-Closing
Opening:
Hi everybody! If you'd like our logo or Meeting Reminders, you must E-mail me. Our web-page is pretty cool, so why not check it out? EarthBound Gang's Home Page Remember, if you get new members, promotions are easily gained. And there were a lot of problems with Part 1 of the newsletter last week if you were wondering what happened. I cannot respond to your E-mails until Wednesday either, because I am taking a short trip today(Monday) and I should be back Wednesday in time for the meeting. And from now on everyone, you can be MOTW unlimitted times.
Member of the Week:
This week's Member of the Week (#34) goes to Ltjg Lotus! He has done me favors and helped the club a lot! Congratulations Ltjg Lotus, you earned it, for the third time!
Our members of the week:
#1 Ltjg Lotus
#2 Xusic
#3 GRIMRADER
#4 AirCrawler
#5 Mouse4894
#6 Itz PiP
#7 Blurboy311
#8 Mouse4894
#9 Bluehaze01
#10 SeCtoR X19
#11 N64Guy6464
#12 PigmaDanga
#13 HAppy675
#14 JoshB9999
#15 Ones111111
#16 DEMON90210
#17 Rbrrducky2
#18 Buddyboy36
#19 Chumbakid7
#20 Chumbakid7
#21 N64Guy6464
#22 BubsyRacer
#23 Bluehaze01
#24 Itz PiP
#25 Cheesy 3 16
#26 Rbrrducky2
#27 ANT PogoP
#28 GavinTerik
#29 ANT PogoP
#30 Trick8950
#31 Micron993
#32 Ltjg Lotus
#33 PigmaDanga
#34 Ltjg Lotus
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Ranks:
These are the current ranks:
1-Ness (President) (OnettNess)
2-Paula (VP) (Mouse4894)
3-Jeff (VVP) (N64Guy6464)
4-Poo (VVVP) (GRIMRADER)
---Ultimate Ranks---
5-Apple Kid (Itz PiP, Ltjg Lotus)
6-Dr. Andonuts (PigmaDanga, Poodotcom)
7-Buzz-Buzz (Rbrrducky2, Unidox)
8-Tracy (ANT PogoP, CrazedMogX, Yesman jr)
9-Dungeon Man / Brick Road (Speed86701, Micron993, PoSeR0001)
---Great Ranks---
10-Frank (WorldF3)
11-Bubble Monkey (DEDKENDS, Nikolai64, Trick8950, Xusic)
12-Tessie (Blitz98765, GavinTerik, HAppy675, Kidmario12, SabinCole, StarFox165)
13-Flying Man (Bluehaze01, MGSegaM, SeCtoR X19)
14-Mr. Saturn (Bug25Bug, Cheesy 3 16, DrAndonuts, Ermac909, Ness 19, NOA4evr, Oddbrain20, RedArwing, QHIDHOC, XxSabinX)
---Average Ranks---
15-Orange Kid (Averajjoe, DEMON90210, Ebound Poo, ECox758, MadDuck710, PSI EBgang, Redmagma, RhinoBlast, SETokyo, Treyman355)
16-Everdred (Aust200, AL E OOP 64, Alex Khaos, AppleKid81, Bball14008, BeastLrd5, Biff714, B1P0PPA99, BLUNTCIVIC, Cardfan212, ChicoCM, Clemingo, CloudX123, Codeman174, DaCyberDoc, DaIaamPoo, DSTARMAN44, Fmbw15, Georg15216, MXT7, Mystic7X, NFalkowski, S drop4733, Slimbobway, Spcymtball, Speed86701, Tacoking2, Trent7269, TUROK64407, Wario64Mon)
17-King (Starting Rank) (All unlisted members are this Rank)
---Punishing Ranks---
18-Pokey (NPL1016)
19-Coil Snake [Nobody]
20-Spiteful Crow (Go lower and you're banned from the club!) [Nobody]
This Week's Rank Fact: We've always had ranks.
Promotions/Demotions
To get promoted, you should try to do these things:
PARTICIPATE!(Send in votes, stories, tips, EB macros etc.)
Get new members
Become a club official(Spy, Security Guard)
Obey Meeting Rules
Show up at Meetings
Do me favors
Don't get me mad
Note: You cannot be promoted for winning a meeting game or newsletter game if you are in the Ultimate Ranks.
To get demoted, you probably would have to:
Annoy or Ignore me
Disobey Meeting Rules
Make other members mad
Meetings
All of our meetings are Wednesdays and Saturdays at: 4 Pacific, 5 Mountain, 6 Central, 7 Eastern.(If you don't know your time zone, ask me) in Private Room The EB Gang. If the room is full, try The EB Gang 2. Towards the end of the meeting(or if the meeting is raided) we go to Town Square - The EB Gang for more fun! At meetings we play Scrambler, Trivia, Jeopardy, do EB Macros and have fun! Promotions are sometimes given out at meetings.
Swearing, scrolling, annoying members or playing FFE is not allowed. If the meeting gets out of hand we go to a secret room or Town Square - The EB Gang. Meeting Reminders are available by E-mailing me.
This Week's EB Prize Give-Away
This week's 3 randomly selected EB Prize Winners are: DEDKENDS, Nikolai64 and GavinTerik! Congratulations! You've won a picture of the Black Antoid!
Note: You must be atleast an Everdred to get this.
This Week's EarthBound Vote
Last Week's Vote Results:
Besides the Jar of Delisauce, which condiment in EarthBound is the best?
A: Ketchup Packet: 6
B: Carton of Cream: 1
C: Sugar Packet: 3
D: Tin of Cocoa: 5
Best Reasons:
A, because it is the second most sauce that goes with food.-Slimbobway
A, because it goes on almost anything!-GRIMRADER
D, because it is used with the Rock Candy Trick!-SeCtoR X19, Blitz98765
This Week's Vote is:
What makes EarthBound so cool?
A: It's an RPG
B: The rolling HP/PP Meter
C: The music
D: All the items, towns, foods etc.
Vote! If you want, give a reason.
This Week's EarthBound Tip
Use Salt on the Brain Food Lunch!
This Week's EarthBound sCrEw-uP
On page 124 of the EarthBound Player's Guide, notice that the IQ Capsule is not listed.
This Week's EarthBound "What If?" by Kidmario12
There was no food in EarthBound? Could you beat the game?
This Week's EarthBound Comparison
Things normal kids cannot do...
Things Ness cannot do...
Fire 100 Bottle Rockets at once...
Fire a bottle Rocket...
Eat 4 Hamburgers...
Eat 8,372,375,020,578,023,750,783,207 Hamburgers(Ness was close though!)...
PSI Rockin Alpha Once...
PSI Rockin Omega 10 Times...
This Week's EarthBound Thought
How come Ness, Paula, Jeff and Poo never change their clothes? Don't they smell, or do they change every day into similar clothes?
This Week's EarthBound 64 News by ZxAtMaXz
EB64 will be Rumple-Pak compatible in battles!
<-----Don't worry! Part 2 should arrive soon
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A weekly newsletter for all EGs.
Issue: #34 4-13-98 Part: #2
Welcome to Part 2 of EB Gang News, Issue 34!
This Week's EarthBound Macro by Mario17042
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Ness's House
This Week's EarthBound Story by Aust200
Who killed Mrs. Ness?
(Tracy came home from work at 1:30 AM. It was late, and she had seen her mother had gone to bed. Without turning any lights on, she climbed in her bed and fell asleep.
Tracy awoke the next morning at 6:00 AM. She walked into the hallway of the beautiful, ranch house. Tracy screamed. There on the floor, was her mother, covered with blood lying motionless. Running into the bathroom to wash her face, the bloody words were written on the mirror: "Aren't You Glad You Didn't Turn On The Lights?")
Captain Strong awoke with the shrill sound of the phone. He jumped out of bed and answered it. "Strong here." "Sir, this Officer Frank reporting from Nigh Duty at The Onett Police Department. Ness's mother was found dead in her house 15 minutes ago."
Frank had become a police officer after the break up of the sharks.
"Jesus!" shrieked Strong. "Wake everybody up you can, I want road blocks! Who ever did this can't get too far!" Too be continued... next issue...
---Sarcastic Sentences---
SS 1: "Good, I always hated her," said Captain Strong.
SS 2: Tracy pointed and laughed at the dead body.
Cool EarthBound Screen Name of the Week
This week's cool EarthBound Screen Name (#14) goes to EB Master14! Congratulations Onettian, for having a cool EarthBound Screen Name, even though it was just deleted! (You can only win this once!)
Cool EarthBound Screen Name Awards:
#1 EarthBound
#2 Yesman jr
#3 LiarXager8(Deleted)
#4 Ryukka
#5 EB0und(Deleted)
#6 Frank Fly2(Deleted)
#7 Ness 19
#8 EBwiz(Deleted)
#9 Giygas
#10 KillBuzz7
#11 NessEB
#12 NessHawk
#13 Onettian(Deleted)
#14 EBMaster 14
Who am I?
First 10 people to E-mail me the correct answer win!
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Clues: What I am called begins with a T. I am not an enemy.
Send in your answer!
Lost EB Gang Members
DBZ Dude 99 - A Good friend, average rank.
Tremor64 - A Good friend, high rank.
RPalmer277 - Created our club name and a good rank.
N64 hero - Always tried to help the club.
XphileMiB - Leader of the Tendites once and a friend.
Gamefreaka - A great friend, always helping the club.
LizardD101 - A great friend, in the club for a long time.
Falco641 - A great friend, one of our first members.
Kennysded1 - One of our first members, good friend.
Micron9999 - Good friend, average rank.
RufusRamza - Good friend.
POT64 - Old member, friend.
EBClubBoy - Good friend.
EarthBoy64 - Good friend, good rank.
JayN64Jay - Our first VVP, good friend.
Advertisements:
RULES: Can be any color, bold, italic, underlined, must fit in box, atleast come close too. A screen name may only have one advertisement, so if you own 2 clubs, sorry!
AD SPACE AVAILABLE: 0
New Advertisements Date: 5-1-98
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The Super Mario RPG Club
If you like Mario RPG and want to join a Club about Super Mario RPG e-mail me Manhole67, at (if you don't have AOL) Manhole67@aol.com
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Are you looking for an experienced Nintendo 64 club that brings you newsletters EVERY WEEK that feature reviews, previews, news, codes, and many other sections? Then look no furthur. The Nsixt4 Club brings you all these and more! And best of all, it's totally FREE!
To join today: E-mail Nsixt4Club@aol.com and say that you want to join the Nsixt4 Club, and you're in! It's that simple!
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Join one of the fastest growing RPG clubs. We have 180+ members. We have a webpage under construction, tips, FAQs, ranks, games, trivia, and all of that great club stuff. We will be starting a video game giveaway soon (hopefully). Led by IceMogX. So,
There's a better way to hold the world in your hands:
Role Player's Guild
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Do you look around and don't see enough info, pics, music, and fun on EarthBound pages? If you are a person that this describes, go here! Earthbound! By: Yesman jr It has a pics page, walkthrough page, ads for clubs, a music library (downloadable) and the main page. You may not believe it, but this is a quality page. It has won the Official Sharks Award! (Rated 10 out of scale 1-10 by Onett)
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Join The Titanic Ants: An Earthbound club with about 300 members.
We have Ranks, Polls, Votes, and More. And i mean more. So if you want to be an ant E-mail Strykar9 Be an ant Here is are web The Titanic Ants Home Page
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AXEM RANGERS
JOIN THE AXEM IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE NEWEST RPGS,CODES,CLASSIC RPGS,AND PRACTICALY EVERYTHING ABOUT RPGS.
WE HAVE A WEBSITE, AND A PROG IN THE MAKING,SO JOIN THE AXEMS BY THE END OF FEBUARY WE SHOULD HAVE OVER 1000 MEMBERS SO JOIN TODAY BY E-MAILING JUNON123.
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JOIN THE DRAGONS OF THE WILDFIRE TRIBE
WE HAVE OUR OWN PROG (FINAL FANTASY EXTREME),OUR OWN WEBSITE
AND WE ARE THE BIGGEST,AND FASTEST GROWING RPG CLUB BECAUSE WE GOT THE BRAINS TO MAKE AN AWESOME CLUB . SO JOIN TODAY
OR THE DRAGONS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
TO JOIN E-MAIL ICEMAN2651 AND TELL HIM JUNON SENT U.
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JOIN THE RUNAWAY 5 THE NEWEST CLUB ON AOL E-MAILgrimrader@aol.com to join!
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Do you collect sports cards or are looking to get rid of some come to
BIGGIES CARDS .....cheapest prices on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Join the Invisible Men!!!! With about 100 members, and COMPLETELY ORIGINAL TRIVIA!!! E-Mail EB0und to join!!!!
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Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ Join The Golden Eye Satellite!Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ
Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ A awsome Golden Eye Club! Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ
Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ E-mail Rbrrducky2 to join! Έ.-·Ί――Ί·-.Έ
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Join The EB World, I Lost The Member List But Thanks To People Who Helped I
Got Most Of My Members Back. We Now Have 253 Members, Visit Our New
Home Page The EB World's Home Page! E-Mail Me At WorldF3@aol.com if you
would like to join.
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Hello people, this is o0640o. Most of you would know me as Nikolai64. I
have just started a club called The Flying Men. We are just starting out
and only have a few members so far. We have weekly newsletters, meetings...and all the other stuff EB clubs have. Click here o0640o to Join.
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Hello! Do you find yourself getting mad for not being able to create a really awesome webpage? Do you want to have one? Just click the link below
to get to "Lightning Web Creations," a company that makes pages that are
high quality, at low cost!! P.S. LWC has designed such sites as the Official Sharks Site!
Lightning Web Creations
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Check out: http://members.aol.com/Danman5769/index.html
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The PSI Powers! A cool EarthBound Club with about 70 members! E-mail NycBartS23@aol.com to join!
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The DRAGON FORCE CLUB! E-mail VCSBoy123 to join...
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Harvest Mooners
This is the club for every Harvest Moon player. We discuss strategies, hints, codes, and lots of other things. There are weekly newsletters, and we are rapidly growing. E-mail kronobrain@aol.com to join or for info.
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Need a club logo? A club web-page? A paricticular EB Picture? A particular EB midi? onettness@aol.com can help!
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That's it! C'ya Wednesday and Saturday at the meeting! Remember, getting new members gets promotions super-easy now!
Signed,
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Club Summary:
Members: 400+
Prog Owners: 31
Days to One-Year Anniversary: 72
New VP's Date: 7-1-98