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Bacon Sandwiches: The band, the music, the sponsorship arrangement... Captain Canada I dunno who these guys are, but they claim to be Bill. Nosecam Live. Look up spatch's nose for fun. Yuk!!! The Last Viking: Norwegian folkloreat its best Quacky: The Roach (Mike) Black Humour on White Supremacy (Hotlipz) MM - The Girl HasNoName ... "Compared to this, the life of a cabbage is paradise." Thomas Jefferson. amp: who says he doesn't drink too much \Per Harald Myrvang: Bring fish or else! Jezzebell: Haiku! Happiness Magnus Mulquvist: The Bill clones's tribute to a merciless headhunter Jeremee too: ... Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! The Darwin Awards Archive: a stoopid collection of e-mail news articles from friends, some of which may be true! Training for prospective parents Not so stoopid The plans to invade Mars including claims of Protobacon (Baconus Spurii)This is a contentious argument featuring some brutal and bizarre theories on the alleged existence of Martian bacon and the question of Norwegian intervention in the propogation of said alien pork beasties. Is it true? You be the judge.
A blatant attempt to steal fresh bacon from your fridge while you go to Mars to eat non-existent, so-called 'Protobacon'.
Well, as predicted, the argument has suddenly become ugly. The Bill clones have perpetrated another teddible hoax.
The truth about Martian Protobacon has again been distorted by these bizarre, fridge-lurkers. Beware!!! This is a blatant attempt to try and discredit the trooof that Norwegians left the very first bacon on mars. Once again, you must be the judge ...
*Please Note: The photo shown at this address is a clumsily retouched and cropped copy of the original which I am, as yet, unable to publish due to technical restraints. The Bill clones know about this and they are conspiring to spread disinformation until I can reveal the troof. Be warned!
The Annals of Improbable Reseach
Beautiful!
A definite candidate for Stategic Centre in Shaky Logic and Inconclusive Wh...'s Annual Whatsitsname Award
If you're not entirely insane by now, read the complete sinetiffic argument and resultant irreconfutable, and world-famous, degeneration of truth into the theory of complete indeterminacy and it's subsequent maltreatment at the hands of the bizarre and obfuscating forces that lurk within alt.stupidity
*Courtesy of the Strategic Centre for Shaky Logic and Inconclusive Wh... (SCSLIW)
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