A BEDTIME PRAYER
FOR WOMEN
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
Who's not a creep.
One who's handsome,
Smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit
When he is wrong.
One who thinks
Before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
He doesn't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will
Make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I
Ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love
Till my body's a twitchin'...
He brings ME a sandwich too,
When he goes to the kitchen!
I pray that this man
Will love me to no end,
And would never compare me
With my best girlfriend.
Thank You in advance
And now I'll just wait,
For I know You will send
Him before it's too late.
Amen
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