DAFFYNITIONS <BGSOUND SRC="images/hangon.mid" LOOP="-1"> How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? You boil the heck out of it. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack. What do you call skydiving lawyers? Skeet. How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer. LINKS ICQ Random Thoughts and Greetings Fun and Humorous Pages Original Page Design by Sugarpie, November 2000 All Rights Reserved
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