YOU'VE BEEN ISSUED AN INTERNET PARKING TICKET <BGSOUND SRC="images/badboy.mid" LOOP="-1"> OFFENDER: YOU!!!! OFFENSE # : Been in front of the computer TOO LONG! DETAILS OF OFFENSE: During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you are then free to log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your backside and MOVE!! You'll thank us for it later. Like this Web page? Why not tell someone about it? Click Here LINKS ICQ and Email Random Thoughts and Greetings More Fun and Humor Pages Original Page Design by Sugarpie, October 2001 All Rights Reserved