The Odyssey (a club where I’m from):
Jarell: Where Demario at?
Omari: Shit, I don’t know. I was just about to ask you.
Druex: Why are we worryin about him? He probably somewhere wit Eunique doin whatever. He’s there. We’re here with all these fine ass women puttin the big ole butts all up on our jocks. What more could we want? Certainly not someone to steal some of our booty away.
Omari: Excuse me, but as I recall, you have a girl.
Druex: Well, she ain’t here.
Jarell: Damn.
Druex: What?
Jarell: I knew yo ass wouldn’t last.
Druex: I’m not doin nothing! I’m just dancin.
Jarell: Yeah. We’ll see what kind of “dancin” you’re gonna be doin later when you meet some girl.
Anastasia: (flirtatiously) Hey boys! How ya’ll doin?
All: Hey girl.
Anastasia: Where yo girl at Dreux?
Druex: (smiling at Anastasia) She ain’t here.
Anastasia: (giggling) She should be more careful. Someone might come along and steal you away from her.
Omari: Druex….
Druex: Aye, I’ma have to catch ya’ll later. If you see Angela, you didn’t see me.
Omari pulls Druex over to the side.
Omari: You don’t know where this girl been.
Druex: I got it taken care of.
Omari: Make sure you strap twice dog. I’d hate to see my little bro go down like that.
Druex: (givin Omari dap) Thanx fa lookin out.
Omari: You know you can always count on ya boys.
Druex: No doubt.
Back at Eunique’s House:
Eunique: Stop.
Demario: What’s wrong?
Eunique: (sitting up) I’m scared.
Demario: Of what?
Eunique: You!
Demario: Me? Why?
Eunique: Duh nigga! Yo dick ain’t exactly small. That shit’s gon hurt.
Demario: (trying not to laugh) We don’t gotta do that. I wasn’t worryin about beatin. I just wanted to start eatin.
Eunique: (laughing) Oh, so now you tryin to be a little poet?
Demario: Somethin like that. (kisses Eunique’s hand) I know losing your virginity is a big deal to you. I don’t want you to feel like you got to.
Eunique: I hate it when you do that.
Demario: What?
Eunique: You be layin down that whole “ideal boyfriend” routine. Sayin all the right stuff and shit.
Demario: (laughing) So you gon let me finish what I was doin or what?
Eunique gets up, unbuttons her skirt, and lets it fall to the floor.
Demario: Damn! You is workin the thong…
Eunique: (laughing) Shut up!
Demario lays Eunique down on the edge of the bed and gently removes her thong. Eunique shuts her eyes and takes a deep breath as she feels his tongue rubbin on her clit.
Eunique: Mmmmm… Shit…
She lets him slide a finger into her and she moans loudly. After her climax she lays Demario on the bed. Demario: Whatchu doin?
Eunique: Shut up and let me do this. (thinking) Damn! It is big.
Omari’s house:
Jarell: Sounds like everybody got down but me and O.
Druex: Basically.
Omari: How was Anastasia?
Druex: Pretty damn good. She wanted me to eat her out and I was like hell no.
All laugh.
Jarell: What about you Mario? You beat?
Demario: Nah. Just favors.
Omari: See? And you was scared to tell her.
Jarell: I gotta give yo ass props dog. I can’t see eatin no girl out.
Demario: You don’t know what you missin. That ish be tastin good.
Omari: Amen to that.
The phone rings.
Omari: Hello?
Girl: Hello.
Omari: Who dis?
Girl: Angela. Is Druex there?
Omari: Yeah hold up. (hands the phone to Druex)
Druex: Hello?
Angela: Who the fuck you think you is nigga?
Druex: You betta slow up girl. What you fussin fo?
Angela: I heard you fucked that trick Anastasia last night.
