Scene One
(Angelyne walks into the Cedar Ciana Hospital, walks up to the receptionist)
Angelyne: Um, can I see a docta please?
Receptionist: Yes you may, youll have to fill out a couple of forms though
Angelyne: how many?
Receptionist: about twenty or so
(receptionist goes and picks up a pile of papers)
Angelyne: you want me to fill out 20 damn papers
Receptionist: please lower voice
Angelyne: give em here
Scene Two
(Lisa walks to Jarrells house steps up to his door and rings his bell)
Jarrell: who is it?
Lisa: Lisa
(Jarrell opens up the door)
Jarrell: aye, come in
Lisa: thanks
(both go over to the kitchen)
Jarrell: are you hungry?
Lisa: naw, not really
Jarrell: shit, well I am
(Jarrell goes to fridge and gets out a microwavable macncheese, puts in microwave)
Lisa: so how are you?
Jarrell: Im just fuckin peachy
Lisa: Damn, you DONT need to get a shitty ass attitude
(silence, then phone rings Jarrell answers it)
Jarrell: hello?
Doctor: Mr. Jarrell Houston?
Jarrell: Im Jarrell, whos dis?
Doctor: I am Doctor Crabbe
Jarrell: did I do anythan wrong?
Doctor: your girlfriend Angelyne is here
Jarrell: oh?
Doctor: You might want to come to Cedar Ciana Hospital
Jarrell: Okay Ill be dere in about twenty minutes
Doctor: okay bye
Jarrell: aite bye
(hangs up the phone)
Lisa: Who was dat?
Jarrell: tha doctor, Ill be right back
Lisa: wait, can I come?
Jarrell: aite, lets go
Lisa aite
(Lisa and Jarrell are in the car talking, a car cuts in front them)
Jarrell: Mutha fucka
Lisa: dang, calm down
(Jarrell rolls down the window)
Jarrell: Aye stupid assOmarion?
Omarion: aye, sorry dogg
Jarrell: where are you heading?
Omarion: to Demarios house man, Monicas trippin
Jarrell: aite nigga, Ill see ya lada
Omarion: aite
(Omarion speeds off)
Scene Three
(Monica is throwing things at Demario, Demario ducks)
Demario: damn girl shit
Monica: oh you dont love me huh?
(throws a plate at Demario)
Demario: oh shit
(moves out the way Omarion comes in just barely avoiding the flying plate)
Omarion: Damn!
Monica: Demario! Say it bitch
Demario: hey!
(Monica throws another plate)
Omarion: HEY STOP
(Monica stops)
Omarion: are you crazy? What the hell are you doin?
Monica: Nuttin
Omarion: didnt look like nuttin. is you a damn fool?
Monica: .no
Omarion: uh huh
Demario: shit man, that was my mothers plate
Monica: oh Im so sorry
Demario: what eva, get the hell out of my life
Monica: are you serious?
Demario: Damn straight
Monica: aite, its cool, cuz I got guys lined up around da block waitin for this piece of ass
Omarion: oh please
(Jarrell and Lisa are in the room with Angelyne and the doctor)
Doctor: Ill leave you guys to talk
(doctor leaves)
Jarrell: so whad up
Angelyne: well, Im gonna be a mom
Jarrell: that ass gave you a child
Angelyne: no, no, no You did
Lisa: (gasp) fo real?
Angelyne: yes
Jarrell: oh hell no, but
Angelyne: and I wasnt raped
Jarrell: oh man ( runs to hug Angelyne)