It's a day like any other. A crow is
chasing a worm, a worm named Jim. Today the worm escapes to
safety and the crow eats dirt.
meanwhile in outer space...
Psy-Crow is chasing a small renegade ship. The ship's pilot has
stolen an ultra high tech indestructible super space cyber suit.
Psy-Crow overtakes the renegade ship and they face off head to
head. Psy-Crow pulls his gun. The renegade pulls out an even
bigger gun. Wrought with gun envy, Psy-Crow pulls out a huge
monster gun. The renegade, realizing he has been outmatched,
pleads for mercy.
But Psy-Crow, under direct orders from
the evil, Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty,
Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug for a Butt, blasts the renegade and
his entire ship to smithereens. The suit falls gently to a
strange planet below. The strange planet is our planet. PLANET
EARTH
Back on earth, our slimy hero is wondering if it's
safe and if he has eluded the crow. Jim looks left, then right.
It seems he has given the crow the slip. Jim returns to his
normal daily life, cruising about avoiding crows and doing other
general worm-like things.
Jim soon realizes he is in control of the suit, and
we witness the birth of Earthworm Jim.
Jim checks out the suit and he notices a red thingie
attached to his side, which just happens to be a plasma blaster.
He pulls it out of the holster and starts playing with the
buttons. Meanwhile, off in the distance, the crow is still
looking for his lunch. Jim finds the trigger and lets loose with
a plasma blast. BLAMO! The crow is torched!
Taking a moment to gather his thoughts, Jim leans up
against a tree. Due to the suit's incredible power, Jim forces
the tree over, right on top of the now barely conscious crow. His
lifetime nemesis is never to be seen again.
Our hero thinks he's got it pretty easy now, but...
he hears something in the distance.
Psy-Crow, the intergalactic bounty hunter is
standing over a burn in the grass which the suit had left behind.
Peering over the toppled tree, Jim sees Psy-Crow talking to the
Queen, informing her that the suit is very near. The Queen knows
that the suit will make her even more beautiful than her
impisoned twin sister, "Princess-What's-Her-Name." Jim
decides he needs to meet this Princess and dashes off to find her
before Psy-Crow can find him and the suit.
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