| This is story about haxor name is evil canary err…thingy. Err… thingy was actually part of name of haxor. He went to the auto place with his batmobile to get fixed. Not batmobile, but evil canary err…thingy went to go get fixed. He needed to be neuteraed ora spayed or something like that. Maybe both. so auto guy #1 says, hey you haxor man, you molested my Pentium 4 with your supor hax. the haxor replied, no that wasn't my super hax, you're convfusing it with my molestation hax. auto guy #1 replied saying where is my sp;andex anyways. Auto guy #2 came out because of commotion wearing #1's spandex and was dipped in butterscotch pudding. auto guy #2 says, hey, those weren't my venus flytraps. auto guy #1 says omg you bastard you ate my burger. Haxor interrupts and saz that he actually was the one who ate his burger then threw up butterscotch pudding on auto guy #2. Some sexy girl came in, kinda looked like Gorbachov, and said hey, where is my pet anteater. auto guy #3 yells HAXOR and pulls anteater out of pants. The moral of the story is don't eat fried chicken. |