Disclaimer: I'm not racist. It's just funny. If you don't like it, good. Go find a big black man and ask him to loosen you up. Then come back and read it again. asdfSo, it's summer, I'm bored, and I need a good laugh. Two things immediately spring to mind: Now that bots are gone, it's pretty easy to get ops in a popular non-clan channel, provided you have a spare computer that's always connected to the internet I love banning people. So what shall I do? I started out by logging on one of my smurfs, L@dderaccount, and going into channel wizz...

asdfL@dder sat in the channel for about a day and a half until finally his patience paid off in the form of a gavel and the ultimate power it entailed. Since L@dder is a card-carrying manner-as-fuck korean, he decided his first act as ruler would be to share his native language and culture with the denizens his newly acquired channel. Unfortunately, one bad-manner america decided to spurn King L@dderaccount the Dictator of Channel Wizz's gift of culture and the beauty of the Korean language with some very bad manner mockery. "There will be no bad-manners in this channel" commanded L@dder. And thus it was so. And he saw that it was good. After several similar incidents, L@dder realized something. He had yet to see one single bad manner korea in his channel. It was the americas that were so bad manner. And L@dder's channel is a good manner only channel. These americas would have to go.

And thus the began the cleansing of all bad manners from wizz. Some theologists suggest that L@dder took all the good manner people and put them on a big arc and sent them off somewhere, because there sure as hell weren't any in the channel.

L@dder's method was simple. He would simply ask if each person was a good manner korea. If they indicated that they were, he allowed them to stay right where they were. If, however, they were not, he left them in the void, all alone. After one such banishment, a supposed good manner korea started inquiring about the moral integrity of what he perceived to be an arbitrary banning. L@dder was very surprised, as normal good manner koreas understand and see that his bannings weren't arbitrary at all! He was rooting out the bad manner americas. But as the conversation progressed, L@dder discovered an unspeakable act of blasphemy-- someone was PRETENDING to be korean! A fake korean! A spy for the enemy! Screaming a korean curse, L@dder put his holy winged foot down upon the heathen. Hard. This continued for some time, with L@dder questioning and dishing out judgment like a Jehovah's Witness, until L@dder banned the likes of Mr.Scythe, who turned out to be korea, if slightly bad manner korea. Since the omnipotent dictator of channel wizz is not completely heartless, the repentant bad-manner was unbanned.

The good, the bad, and the VERY bad manners asdfAs L@dder worked, he encountered many different kinds of people with many different manners. There were loads of bad manner americas, loads of VERY bad manner americas, but only a precious few good manner koreas. These treasured individuals would be the foundation upon which L@dder would build his channel. Then something extraordinary happened -- L@dder found a VERY good manner korea, and not only was he gosu manner, he was clever. This manner korea's name was Tomb. Tomb was amazing. He employed a very gosu deception to trick hasu yanks -- he put "bad manner" in his profile. (what?) This gave him the advantage he needed to GG them every time. Strangely enough, the first time this gosu manner visited the channel, L@dder mistook him for an america and banished him. Luckily Tomb whispered L@dder to inform him of his error and was forgiven. The bad manners were everywhere. "What a garbage dump this would be," thought L@dder to himself as he banned them, "if I weren't here to rid this place of all the no manners". L@dder was shocked and surprised not at how bad the manner of these americas, but at how MANY bad manner americas there were! America must be hell, he decided, and began banning with renewed strength and vigor.

asdfSo it was that as L@dder was merrily banning the innocents of channel wizz, he was accosted by a deity greater than himself. This great god spoke directly to L@dder, saying in no uncertain terms "Your connection to Battle.net has been interrupted (little orange button that says 'ok' on it)". And thus it was that L@dder's reign came to an unfortunate end. Every single good manner korea in channel wizz is said to await the day L@dder will return to ops (perhaps under a different nick) and once again rid their channel of the bad manner americas. But until that day, they'll keep saying huk and ^_^ and T_T and kaka and 5hjuy04ahEG)(%Ty9g0hrga. gg. Oh yah, if you wanna see my entire background, which includes every person I banned that I managed to get a screen of, go here back to Montag's page