Story one of the inappropriate name series- Betrayal
Everyone (and I mean everyone) is at Cloud’s Costa del Sol villa. Cloud is brushing his spikes.
Sephiroth- Hi Cloud.
Cloud- Oh, hi.
Sephy- Can I borrow your brush PLEEEEEEZZZ????
Cid (in a straight jacket) NAOOOOOOOHHH!!!!Don’t let him! He’ll kill us! He’ll kill us all!
Cloud- Don’t be stupid, Cid! Here you go Sephiroth.
Sephy- This is the first of many! I shall use these brushes to rule mankind! First Costa del Sol, then THE WORLD!!!!
Jenova- Gasp! Sephiroth! How dare you take that poor boy’s brush! Give it to me so I can brush my tentacles!
Sephy-No! Do you hear me? No! (Flies out of the window)
Cloud-My brush! (Breaks down in tears)
Voice- Never fear fair maiden, I am here to save the day! (Palmer appears in a lycra body suit with matching cape)
Palmer-Dah dah DAHHHH!!!!
Cloud- Maiden?
Cid- someone feed me soup, now! I can’t eat in this damn jacket!
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(Everyone races after Sephy)
Palmer- halt, bad guy!
Tifa- Guy? Where! Can I have his number?
Sephy- you’ll never catch me! Just a little further to my secret lair!
(Sephy slams the door as he enters a cave with “SEPHIROTH’S SECRET LAIR” above the door in neon lights.)
Palmer- A-ha! This is too easy. (Kicks down the door)
Sephy-curses, how did you find me? (Holds summon materia aloft) I shall summon Diamond weapon to help me!
Palmer- Well, I summon the Ultimate Weapon to help me!
Cid-More $%^in’ soup now! Geez...
Diamond Weapon- (fires beam)
Ultimate weapon- (Dodges. Fires larger beam.)
D.W.- (Dodges. Fires even bigger beam.)
U.W.- (Dodges. Fires Bloody Big Beam.)
D.W.- (Dodges. Fires Insanely Huge Beam,)
U.W. (Gets hit in the arm.)
Yuffie- (Splashed with Ultima Weapon’s blood.) Eew! Scummy! Evil Monster blood! GROSS!
Diamond Weapon- (Prepares Diamond Beam.)
Voice- Like, not so fast!
Palmer (Slows down) Okay.
Biggs- (Points at a massive version of Yuffie mutated by the Ultima weapon’s blood) Eeek! It’s Mecca Yuffie! So much more of her to love!
Yuffie- Like, ewww!!! Tiny mouse! I hate mice! Sickoid! (She throws up on Biggs and Wedge)
Biggs and Wedge: - AIEEE!! I’m melting! Oh woe! I’m out of this messed up story!
Yuffie- Awww, poor little mouse. Shame it had to die. Now for these two. (Steps on Diamond and Ultimate)
Diamond and Ultimate- (squish)
World- Huzzah!
Sephy- Curses.
Cid- More soup!
~FIN~