Ask Fujin
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On today’s Ask Fujin

Fujin: RAGE. *kick*

Raijin: Fujin you have got to stop kicking me, ya know!

Fujin:*smirks* DIGNIFY. NO.

Raijin:*whispers* I see why Seifer doesn’t help out, ya know.

Fujin: WHAT! RAGE. *kicks*

Raijin: I can also see why he doesn’t go out with you, ya know.

Fujin: *cries. stops and gets fuming mad* RAGE! *kicks*

Raijin: I quit, ya know!

Fujin: HELP?!

Zell: I’ll help your show! *jumps on stage*

Fujin:*groans* NO.

Zell: Any ways so like I love hotdogs, man. But I think they need to get....

Fujin: *runs away screaming*

3 hours later......

Zell: SO like any ways as I was saying you just put a little ketchup on your hotdog and it’s perfect! I mean perfect.

Everyone in room: *groans*

2 hours later....

Everyone in room: *falls asleep*

Next Day on Ask Fujin

Fujin: CALLER. SPEAK, NOW.

Caller: Hiya! This is Selphie. Fujin do you think I have a chance with Seifer?

Fujin: NO. HYPER, FREAK. *hangs up*

*phone rings* Selphie: Fujin, you need my help. *runs onto stage*

Fujin: HELP!

Selphie: *starts to sing the train song*

Everyone in room: *puts hands over ears*

Selphie: *changes song* 199 bottles of beer on the wall....

Fujin: BEER? NO CAN SAY.

Selphie: Fine. 199 bottles of POP on the wall, 199 bottles of POP you take one down and.....

Everyone in room: *slumps in chair*

1 hour later

Selphie: 1 bottle of POP on the wall, 1 bottle of POP you take one down and pass it around....

Fujin: RAGE *trys to kick Selphie*

Selphie: *backs away* Whoo-hoo! It’s Seifer and Squally!

Fujin: Eeeekkkkk!

Seifer: I am going to kick your butt Leonhart!

Squall: Yeah, right. *snorts* I stole your girlfriend, I can certainly beat you.

Rinoa: *runs onto stage and links arms with Squall*

Squall: I wasn’t talking about you! *shoves Rinoa off*

Rinoa: *looks depressed, sighs. Doesn’t care* GO, SQUALL! *blows a fake kiss to Squall.

Seifer: *screams and starts battle with Squall.*

Fujin: *cries. regains composere and starts to cheer and jump in the air* GO, SEIFER!

Raijin: The only one who needs help is you, ya know. *pushes Squall and Seifer apart*

Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE.

Raijin: Your show needs help, ya know.

Seifer: Oh, well I have to go. I have a date with Ellone in 10 minutes.

Fujin: SEIFER, OUR DATE. NO SHOW. WHY?

Seifer: Ummm....I got to go. *runs away*

~fin~

by: Aeris of the CC Club ally_021@yahoo.com