Ask Fujin
Get help from someone who knows!
On today’s Ask Fujin
Fujin: RAGE. *kick*
Raijin: Fujin you have got to stop kicking me, ya know!
Fujin:*smirks* DIGNIFY. NO.
Raijin:*whispers* I see why Seifer doesn’t help out, ya know.
Fujin: WHAT! RAGE. *kicks*
Raijin: I can also see why he doesn’t go out with you, ya know.
Fujin: *cries. stops and gets fuming mad* RAGE! *kicks*
Raijin: I quit, ya know!
Fujin: HELP?!
Zell: I’ll help your show! *jumps on stage*
Fujin:*groans* NO.
Zell: Any ways so like I love hotdogs, man. But I think they need to get....
Fujin: *runs away screaming*
3 hours later......
Zell: SO like any ways as I was saying you just put a little ketchup on your hotdog and it’s perfect! I mean perfect.
Everyone in room: *groans*
2 hours later....
Everyone in room: *falls asleep*
Next Day on Ask Fujin
Fujin: CALLER. SPEAK, NOW.
Caller: Hiya! This is Selphie. Fujin do you think I have a chance with Seifer?
Fujin: NO. HYPER, FREAK. *hangs up*
*phone rings* Selphie: Fujin, you need my help. *runs onto stage*
Fujin: HELP!
Selphie: *starts to sing the train song*
Everyone in room: *puts hands over ears*
Selphie: *changes song* 199 bottles of beer on the wall....
Fujin: BEER? NO CAN SAY.
Selphie: Fine. 199 bottles of POP on the wall, 199 bottles of POP you take one down and.....
Everyone in room: *slumps in chair*
1 hour later
Selphie: 1 bottle of POP on the wall, 1 bottle of POP you take one down and pass it around....
Fujin: RAGE *trys to kick Selphie*
Selphie: *backs away* Whoo-hoo! It’s Seifer and Squally!
Fujin: Eeeekkkkk!
Seifer: I am going to kick your butt Leonhart!
Squall: Yeah, right. *snorts* I stole your girlfriend, I can certainly beat you.
Rinoa: *runs onto stage and links arms with Squall*
Squall: I wasn’t talking about you! *shoves Rinoa off*
Rinoa: *looks depressed, sighs. Doesn’t care* GO, SQUALL! *blows a fake kiss to Squall.
Seifer: *screams and starts battle with Squall.*
Fujin: *cries. regains composere and starts to cheer and jump in the air* GO, SEIFER!
Raijin: The only one who needs help is you, ya know. *pushes Squall and Seifer apart*
Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE.
Raijin: Your show needs help, ya know.
Seifer: Oh, well I have to go. I have a date with Ellone in 10 minutes.
Fujin: SEIFER, OUR DATE. NO SHOW. WHY?
Seifer: Ummm....I got to go. *runs away*
~fin~
by: Aeris of the CC Club ally_021@yahoo.com