TODAY ON: ASK FUJIN
IS THERE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL?! BOY, ARE PEOPLE REALLY AS DUMB AS
CHICKEN WUSS?! AND THIRDLY, WHY DOESN'T FUJIN JUST ASK SEIFER OUT??!?!

FIND OUT TODAY, ON:
ASK FUJIN!!

Fujin: WELCOME.

Raijin: Hey, ya know!! Check this out!! *he walks over to a electric wall
socket, and sticks his tongue in, sending an electric shock through his body*

Seifer: ...Raijin?

Fujin: IDIOT.

Raijin: *falls limply to the floor, and his eyes turn into "X" marks*

Zell: *runs out and checks out Raijin* IT SEEMS LIKE RAIJIN IS IN A COMA!!

Fujin: *KICK* ADUR!

Seifer: .......

Zell: *kicked* Oww...Yo!!

Fujin: FIRST LETTER.

Seifer: Uh, Fujin?

Fujin: WHAT?

Seifer: Raijin usually took care of the letters....

Fujin: UGH! SHOW! CANCELED!

Raijin: *still in his coma*
..ya...know...no....show...ya...know...goes...on...ya...know...

Fujin: UGH! FINE! RINOA! FIRST LETTER!

Rinoa: *runs from backstage, trying to hold the letters and not drop her ho
ho's* HERE, Fujin!! *runs back*

Fujin: ...FAT HOG. FIRST LETTER!

Dear Fujin...
Is anyone as dumb as Chicken Wuss?
-signed, Squall *Annoymous Last Name!!*

Seifer: Tch. No.

Fujin: ...NEGATIVE.

Raijin: *even from his state of..knocked out ness* ...No...ya..know...

Zell: ...Yo...That..hurts...

Fujin: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Lil Bunny Fuu Fuu!
Will you go out with me?
-signed, the guy standing beside you..

Fujin: *blush blush blush...looks to her right side..and..down at
Zell*..NEGATIVE....

Seifer: ....other side..

Fujin: *looks over to Seifer*...AFFIRMATIVE!

Seifer: Okay, then. *picks up Fujin and carries her backstage*

Rinoa: *runs out!* HA! ITS MY SHOW NOW! LETS BRING IN OUR GUEST CALLER!

Guest Caller: Hello?

Rinoa: Yes, Guest caller, hello?! Whats your name?!

Guest Caller: Ex-Instructor...I have a question..for Raijin.....

Rinoa: Go on ahead, Quist--I mean, Ex-Instructor!

Ex-Instructor: ...Raijin, is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

Raijin:...Si....ya..know.......

Rinoa: *panicked* THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY!!!! JAAA NEE!! *runs
off, too hungry to stand one more minute on stage without her doritos!*

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