Aeris's Death

A fanfic about Rinoa killing Aeris in a battle cuz Aeris wouldnt stop flirting with Squall. (Hee hee)
By: Rinoa
Website: http://rinoafantasy.homestead.com
Why this fanfic was created: I dunno....I just thought it would be fun to have me kill Aeris, cuz she is a goody-goody.

Rinoa was walking down the halls of the botanical Balamb Garden, as she spotted a girl.... she was awfully strange looking.... Rinoa was curious to meet this girl.
Rinoa walked up slowly behind her.
Rinoa: Hello there!
The girl turned around in fright.
Girl: Wh...wh...who are...you.....?
Rinoa: I'm Rinoa Heartilly, nice to meet you!
Girl: I'm Aeris.....
Rinoa: Well, its nice to meet you Aeris.
Rinoa sounded very polite and gave the girl a soft yet quiet looking smile.
Aeris thought she was a very beautiful girl, yet she was jealous.... jealous of........who cares...
Rinoa: Are you alright? you'r awfully quiet....
Aeris: Yes...I'm alright....
Rinoa: So... your new here right...?
Aeris: ......Yes.....
Rinoa: Well then, let me show you around!!!
Rinoa grabbed the girls arm and dragged her to the directory.
As Rinoa was giving Aeris an interesting speech about garden, Aeris spotted the hottest guy she had ever seen!! Yes....its Squall.....
And he was walking over to where she was!!
Squall: Hi Rinoa.
Rinoa turned to see Squall standing right beside her.
Rinoa: Oh, hi Squall, I was just giving Aeris a lecture about Garden.
Squall: .....Aeris, I'm very sorry, but Rinoa cant help it... she MUST be friends with every living thing....
It was almost true, because Rinoa seemed to talk alot, even to the enemies....!
Aeris: No, She wasn't boring me. I actually thought her speech was very....very...how should I say it.....interesting!
Rinoa lifted her eyebrow.
Rinoa: See?!?! Isnt she cool?
Squall laughed and put his arm around her shoulder.
Aeris was in love with him now...And now she knew why she was jealous...because the girl got attention from him...so she must get him to like her....
Aeris did not know that Rinoa loved Squall and that Squall loved Rinoa.
Aeris: Well, Squall I must be going to my dorm! And Rinoa, I think I'll be finding my way much easier now! Thank you!
Aeris fleed.
Rinoa: Well....?
Squall: Well, what?
Rinoa: When do you want to start the reproduction of a new member of our little love bunch?
Squall started blushing....

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Aeris was in her dorm, reading a book.... it was called, "How to get men to like you" obviousely....
She heard a knock on the door.
Aeris: Who is it?
All of a sudden, Rinoa bursted in the room.
Aeris screamed..... that had to hurt Rinoa's ears....
Rinoa: Geez! Ya don't have to scream.
Aeris: Well, how would you like it if someone bursted in you room?!??!
Rinoa looked down...
Rinoa: Sorry. Oh, I brought by boyfriend along, is that alright?
Aeris: Sure....
Squall walked in.
Aeris: So, where is your boyfriend?
Rinoa: Why, he is standing beside me silly!
Rinoa gigled. Squall grabbed Rinoa's waist and pulled her close to kiss her.
Aeris was pissed now....
Aeris: You'r going out with him?! Yuck!
Rinoa: What is so sick about going out with him. R
inoa's body was still close to Squall's.
Squall: Hunny, I've thought about it and I thought we could start the reproduction tonight!
Rinoa: Squally-poo, I knew you had it in you....
Before Rinoa and Squall walked out the door, Aeris got out her staff and started hitting Rinoa with it.
Rinoa: Why, you little bitch!!!
Aeris: Go to Hell!!!
Rinoa pulled out her shooting star and pulled it so it would gash Aeris in the head.
Aeris: OWWW!!!!!
Aeris cried like a baby....
But, then...she stopped.
Rinoa and Aeris were looking at eachother in dissgust.
Aeris took a look at Squall and grinned...
Squall: Uh oh......
Aeris leaped over to Squall, pushed him on the bed, and started kissing him...
Squall couldnt pick her up because of her heavy body....(sheesh!)
Rinoa had had the last straw... She must KILL Aeris.....
Nobody knew, but the reason why Greiver died so easily, was because Rinoa had drawn him away from Ultimicia....
Rinoa: Shockwave Pulsar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris looked at Rinoa....
Squall grinned and finaly pushed Aeris off.
Aeris:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOM!!! CRASH!!! BANG!!!!
Aeris was dead....
Rinoa and Squall both had blood and guts all over them.... Soo... They decided they needed to clean up.... So Rinoa and Squall both got together that night and......well... got jiggy wit' it...

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P.S. Please e-mail me at rinoa__h.hotmail.com to tell me how you liked it.....