I sighed loudly and rubbed my nicely rounded stomach.

“Hmm. Maybe I should try and lose some weight,” I wondered aloud. “Nah.” Listening carefully, I leaned forward and strained to hear if any of my guards were about. Silence. I slowly opened my drawers and searched about in them, looking for my meat. “Aha!” Getting a good grip, I yanked it out into the open. Looking down at my succulent piece of meat, I gasped. “Who took a bite out of my sausage!?” I roared. “This is mine! Stay out of my desk you arses! Someone isn’t getting one of the Don’s whores tonight!” I rolled about in my seat in anger. Well, that and I had a major itch on my fat ass that I just couldn’t reach… “Someone bring me tonight’s three babes!” I yelled out, hoping somebody would hear. Man, I’m feeling lazy today! Maybe after we get done with fun and business she’ll feed me some meat pie…

I looked about my office while patiently awaiting the whores. It was furnished with a lot of golden-gilted crap and brilliant purple and red cloths. Most of the gold was fake but shiny. I also looked down at myself and straightened my white shirt. Noticing how some of my chest hair could be seen through the shirt, I got up and threw my red coat on overtop. Then I went back to my desk, sat down, and fished some fake gold jewelry out of one of the drawers. Putting it on, I admired my reflection in the mini mirror set up on my desk. “There. I look first class and so does my office. I look like money. I will get up tonight. I will get up tonight. I will get up toni-“

“Sir? They’re ready. Should I lead them in?” An ugly guard interrupted my prep chant. He stood in my beautiful doorway, scratching his crotch with one grubby paw and pushing his greasy hair around with the other.

“Yes Kotch. I wanna see the lovely ladies. Maybe I’ll find me a bride, heheh.” I sat back in my chair, strumming my fingers against the solid wood of my desk. “Ahhhh. More women to look upon. I just loooove being the Don.” I grabbed a fat cigar out of one of the many boxes on my desk and lit it carefully. I wanted to look as rich as possible in front of my sexy ladies.

Kotch reentered the room along with another of my ugly guards. The two took up posts on either side of my desk. Soon afterwards, three very sexy ladies walked into my office. They all looked a bit nervous and unsure of themselves. Heheh. Don’t worry ladies, the Don will show you just what to do! Behind the ladies and trying to hide behind the door was my receptionist. He was staring at one of the girls’ butts. After giving him my patented Don’s Look Of Death, he ran away down the hall.

“All right ladies! Line up in front of the Don!” Kotch ordered, acting as a drill sergeant might. I glared at him before looking back at the line of splendid babes.

Facing them, my gaze was drawn to the one on the far left first. She had beautiful long flowing brown hair and piercing brown eyes. Her I looked down at her fashionable blue shoes and dragged my eyes up her shapely legs until they hit the bottom of her matching light blue dress. Raising my eyes even higher, they paused on her chest. “Hmmm! Good, splendid!”

After studying the dark haired beauty, my look turned to the babe standing in the middle. She blushed as she saw me look intently at her, and the woman in the blue dress seemed as though she wished to comfort her blonde friend. All of these actions I took close notice of. Maybe I should choose two babes tonight.....

As the middle girl blushed on, I looked her over. She had a few interesting spikes of blonde hair, with a beautiful diamond tiara set among them, and hard blue eyes. I could smell a faint sexy cologne. I looked at the bottom of her purple silk dress and noticed that there was some lingerie peeking out. I bet this one’s a bit kinky. I smiled at the thought.

My eyes shifted over to the final girl in the night’s line up. She was slender (Almost too skinny), with her light brown hair pulled up into a loose ponytail and soft green eyes. Her bright red shoes and slinky red dress barely covered her. She smiled at me when she noticed that I was looking her up and down. She’s seems friendly, I thought. Maybe she’s a bit too friendly...

I stood up abruptly and pulled myself over my desk. Papers, pens, and money flew to the floor. Standing in front of the chick to the far right, I tried to be intimidating. Even though I had already checked them out, I wanted an up close and personal look. “Now, let’s see...Which girl should I choose? Hmm- - - hmm- - - !”

I jumped over and stood in front of the bodacious blonde. As I stared at her and tried to get a looksy down her dress, she tried to turn her face away. Of course, that only turned me on even more. “Perhaps this one?” The girl flushed a deep shade of crimson. I tried to move about to get a good look at her face, but she was too shy.

“Or this one?“ The third girl was a bit more outgoing. She stood tall and defiant, which made her chest stand out even more prominently...She had a disgusted sort of look on her face as I stared down her dress. But she didn’t say anything. I love a girl with an opinion, I thought.

I leaped back in front of the blonde before announcing my decision. The three girls were all quite hot. I just wished that I hadn’t made up the stupid rule of only picking one.

I coughed loudly, making it seem as if it were from the cigar. The guard I had hid behind a curtain heard my signal and started up a drum roll. “Woo-hoo! I’ve made up my mind!!” I declared loudly. The girls seemed surprised by the drum roll and beamed with pride at my ingenious idea. “My choice for tonight is.....”